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Timurid

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I got a PhD in Dungeons and Dragons. It went just as well as you would expect.

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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 3h
"Diana was an inside job."
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 18h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTv0...
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Metal Gear Solid - Suicide Mission - Hilarious!
YouTube video by GamerFuseDotCom
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 23h
So Plan B is just flipping the chessboard.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 23h
As a tiger parent survivor I have thoughts about hustle culture and war to the knife meritocracy, but whites brought this on themselves. They break the game to their advantage so the opposition escalates. Now they must grind harder and they're salty about it. Turns out a wartime economy is no fun.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's how much it costs a year to keep running.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see Angela Lansbury coming, RUN.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just a typical cozy English town with a murder rate higher than Medellín at the peak of the Colombian cartel wars. Many such cases.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Rip Bozo Beatles
ALT: Rip Bozo Beatles
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The islands are just getting smaller and smaller...
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gigantic, very diverse countries like the US, India, Russia, Brazil, etc. are almost completely helpless in the face of this.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And when the regime does more than nothing and they realize they messed up... what the 'there's not enough guys' cope and detailed breakdowns of the SA's order of battle in 1933 miss is that a small group of committed fascists punches way above its weight vs. a sea of strangers who hate each other.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They all think they don't need help from anywhere else because the people on their island are just built different and can outwork, outhustle and outfight all the others if the government just sits back and does nothing.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everyone's on an island defined by some combination of race, ethnicity, religion, kinship and status. They become insanely angry when liberals tell them they should care what happens on any island but their own. The right, at least at first, asks far less of them.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Atomization is the skeleton key of 21st century fascism.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They still have a spare cell in the Tower?
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A man can dream...
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And if your phaser just ragdolls somebody, the uncontrolled fall will likely injure them.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Seasonwitch Halloween3
ALT: Seasonwitch Halloween3
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come on, Helm's Deep was a blast!
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Zulu Battle
ALT: Zulu Battle
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Prison.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The lame duck session is going to be a full on Black Mass.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Found the War Nerd's burner...
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What fucking now?
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...if the dull but well meaning local cop who follows 007 around for half the movie like a lost puppy somehow didn't get turned into human doner kebab by SPECTRE assassins and ended up landing the kill shot on Blofeld.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FUCKING YIKES.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
REQUIEM FOR A DOOM
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AMERICAN HISTORY X-MEN
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A SOKOVIAN FILM
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
VISION: COME AND SEE
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Plan A is Trump Forever. There is no Plan B.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is fucking cursed, bro. What did Ossoff ever do to you?
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dinner with Vince McMahon? Where do I sign?
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Berlusconi is just a basic dickhead. He doesn't want to break the world.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More seriously, a Spaceballs style Dune parody and Baron Harkonnen is just...
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Dr Evil
ALT: Dr Evil
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
austinpowersthatsapenis.gif
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Picture unrelated
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"It's a big club and... yes, you're in it."
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"No, I'm not Baseball Crank. That lace curtain Klansman can fuck all the way off..."
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They're all running together, man...
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. It's kindly a wood handle, kind of like an axe handle. With a long blade on it shaped kinda like a bananer. Umm Hmm... Sharp on one edge, and dull on the other. Umm Hmm... It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and whatnot."
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's the Good Timeline. Bad Timeline is 'North Korea of the 21st century.'
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please give me fighters.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Picture unrelated
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Too Soon.
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Timurid @timurid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gattacasby
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