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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 18h

disney gotta bring back the shit they used to do in movies where theyd have a whole psychedelic musical sequence designed for both toddlers and also subjects of the mk ultra program

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 23h

Staying on the treadmill until this guy leaves the "Old Man Tired At The Gym Wants To Look At Phone Table" so i can sit there in his place

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

There should be an episode of Tailspin where Mogli comes back and pretends to be unimpressed. "Ok well, us 'mancubs' invented a little something called 'Delta Airlines'..."

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

im dealing with a heavily organized revolt

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

theres a guy in this coffee shop in a cool death grips shirt and im gonna throw him a compliment. im gonna make this mfer's day dude. he probably was about to go home and kill himself. not today pal! ah dang he put in his headphones nm

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

working on a theory: aerosmith is villainous music, bon jovi is righteous music

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

running naruto style through the jennifer hudson spirit tunnel hallway at 50 mph

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

kinda shit nick says that makes stav go "hahaha nice, nice hell ya

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When an nfl camera operator finds a shot of the offending player right after a flag on the play it's always a real fun "guy in sickos shirt peering through window" moment for everyone

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just experienced a reality-shattering moment by finding out marcus mariota is a samoan guy. i spent most of last season saying "mariOta" in a harsh italian accent to people and even doing the hand thing

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

an older guy bartender just said "better late than pregnant" to me. exhilarating! i feel so alive!!!

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

love that Gandalf met hobbits and was like "dam i fuck with these guys heavy"

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My cats, well, they're just weird dudes is all

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I want to be clear, this map is methodical and deliberate. If I haven't fucked with your state at this point it ain't gonna happy, sorry

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

my gf saw an oriole for the first time and she said she didnt realize orioles were real birds. so most of her life she thought the city of baltimore just came up with a mascot named "the oriole bird" out of nowhere like the phantic or gritty and i think that's so wonderful

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

me constantly to no one in particular ever since they took down brooklynvegan

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

my man sitting "Creature Style"

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Within one hang I bet I could charm Sean Bean into letting me call him "Smol Bean"

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Bill Maher: *pulling but getting nothing* ok, New Juul

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

i always joke that depp chooses his roles based on how silly of a hat he can wear so its really funny to me that this poster is about 7/8 hat

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Making Count von Count watch a 0-0 half is rude.

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Gf caught me tearing up when all the muppets showed up at the end of the halftime show. gonna NEED something notable to happen in the game or the whole evening is going to be about this

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Janice from the Electric Mayhem tore that shit up. People don't appreciate her lead tones enough man

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

after every break they should throw in an additional ball

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

If USA actually took soccer seriously Cruise would have jumped out if a plane and parachuted onto midfield

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

first ground troop deployed to kharg island confirmed

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

thank u facebook memories for reminding me about the time 13 years ago i shared a stage with @timunken.bsky.social and learned what happens to standup comics if the mic stops working (either you hold the dead mic anyway as a crutch, or you flail your hands about wildly like i did)

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

In fantasy movies and books, one of the worst things you can do is "tarry too long" in a place. you're basically fucked if you do this

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

me and my slightly less drunk friend returning to the bar that just denied us service

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

i haven't heard the voice of a person who is not in a video game or on a podcast in over 24 hours dude i love when my gf is out of town

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I go by my middle name, "Tim" but technically I'm the fifth man in my bloodline whose first name is "Willard" so this was crazy to hear from a podcast

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

my mom when my brother and i bring up oasis in the family chat

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Watching Norway with immense pride, but then remembering my Norweigan grandmother would absolutely not give a shit about this at all if she were alive and would just blow cigarette smoke into my face if I mentioned it

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

ah, well. ships in the night i guess

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Incredible Kojima-style name here

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

this guy instinctively knows how to use this weapon

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Probably a bad sign for the overall pride of this nation that my new mid-thirties guy affliction of "tearing up during national anthems" doesn't apply to the USA's at all

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

MAHA death toll mounts after RFK jr says the reflecting pool is "supposed to look and smell that way" and "drinking it is the best way to cleanse toxins from the body"

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

"babe I'm about to hit the gym, have you seen my humongous bottle of ooze?"

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Watching Jaws, of course. I guess Quint quickly drew a shark on the chalkboard during the meeting and nobody noticed because they were arguing?

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

ordered the FIFA World Cup™ Meal from mcdonalds

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Ocean's 11 garcia's goon guys appreciation post

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

They should make OG give a speech

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

"i think our cats are somehow the most straight and gayest creatures alive. if you allow me, i can explain this theory, i think" - i just texted this to my gf

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

"i think oue cats are somehow the most straight and gayest creatures alive. if you allow me, i can explain this theory, i think" - i just texted this to my gf

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Hey wussup I'm on the computer cause there's a guy here to repair my AC and I think it would be weird if I was like playing video games or something so I'm on the computer pretending like I'm doing my job even though I'm just typing this

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