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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Staying on the treadmill until this guy leaves the "Old Man Tired At The Gym Wants To Look At Phone Table" so i can sit there in his place

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

caesar: "Et tu, Brute?" Brutus:

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

im dealing with a heavily organized revolt

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

kinda shit nick says that makes stav go "hahaha nice, nice hell ya

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

man said: Finally I can see it These birds not meant to fly alone Finally I can see it These birds not meant to fly alone Finally I can see it These birds not meant to fly alone Finally I can see it These birds not meant to fly alone

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I want to be clear, this map is methodical and deliberate. If I haven't fucked with your state at this point it ain't gonna happy, sorry

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

me constantly to no one in particular ever since they took down brooklynvegan

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

my man sitting "Creature Style"

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

i always joke that depp chooses his roles based on how silly of a hat he can wear so its really funny to me that this poster is about 7/8 hat

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

first ground troop deployed to kharg island confirmed

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

me and my slightly less drunk friend returning to the bar that just denied us service

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I go by my middle name, "Tim" but technically I'm the fifth man in my bloodline whose first name is "Willard" so this was crazy to hear from a podcast

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

my mom when my brother and i bring up oasis in the family chat

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

ah, well. ships in the night i guess

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Incredible Kojima-style name here

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

this guy instinctively knows how to use this weapon

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

"babe I'm about to hit the gym, have you seen my humongous bottle of ooze?"

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Watching Jaws, of course. I guess Quint quickly drew a shark on the chalkboard during the meeting and nobody noticed because they were arguing?

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

ordered the FIFA World Cup™ Meal from mcdonalds

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Ocean's 11 garcia's goon guys appreciation post

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

They should make OG give a speech

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

my house of dragon take: dragons should have wings that are not also part of their legs. they should be separate limbs

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

met a guy at the grocery store

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Many of my colleagues and friends after the second half: doubt Me:

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

They moved the Preakness to the town where my parents live this year

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

"if you dick me down I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine"

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

No profession has been as brutally savaged by a TV show. Saw this episode as a kid and still harbor absolute contempt for these little men as an adult

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

i love my homies so much dude 😭

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

If you wondering who I roll with? Best not

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Imagining the newsroom from The Wire freaking out about this. It's all a scheme hatched by Templton and McNalty, of course

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Now that ya boi has little scratch, I'm thinking about getting myself a Ps5 for my birthday, but jesus christ how am I supposed convince my gf to let me keep this fucking ai data center Monolith cuboid in the room she primarily uses to cross stich?

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

mfw my eternal rival arrives at the same rent controlled apartment in Astoria, Queens I inhabit after I was sure I had defeated him centuries ago, back when we were elemental beings

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Me: Well phew that's settled haha. Using both medical and sports themed metaphors in the same verse I have little doubt that my lover, Jenny Lewis, will agree to marry me Jenny Lewis:

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

When the gf comes home early from girls night and I just started a main story quest

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

First time in a while that the waiter at a German restaurant didnt acknowledge my insanely German last name

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

just ordered the flounder fish sandwich from popeyes

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Google AI told me Oscars started at 8 and then Hulu won't let me rewind. Also my teeth are chipped and dont have dental coverage so I have to cut my apples up and eat them like a child would

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

My front teeth are chipped and I don't have dental coverage so I gotta cut up apples and eat them like a child would

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Tim Unkenholz @timunken.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

At this point I feel like the majority of the world has forgotten some crucial lore behind "Jake from State Farm", but I haven't forgotten him

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