Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Gonna move to Washington and become a mustache guy 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wow all the benefit of an e-bike at none of the cost 011
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I love all the reels or TikTok’s explaining some obscure indie game and how fun it is and then they never tell you the name of the fucking game 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Maybe this panel will communicate either the rest of the system again if I blow my shit smooth off 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Rescued a turtle out of the street and it peed on my leg 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I love seeing people get cover ups and the cover up is worse 010
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 20/04/2026For the first time my stomach isn’t messed up before a flight, so I ate a airport Korean bbq chicken sandwich 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 09/04/2026First day out in the 240 and someone rear ends it lol 011
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Call my doctor cause I’m sick and my doctors sick, what am I supposed to do now? 011
Reposted by Tim TooleryRamenSploosh @ramensploosh.bsky.social · 08/03/2026daily #pokemon doodle 218 - #Slugma in a @beetlemoses.bsky.social style comic 161753236
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I think this is the first time McDonald’s has ever mixed my McFlurry 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Why will Saudi Arabia watched oil up men wrestle in briefs but can’t see a girl in a t shirt? Seems pretty gay 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Nothing worse than ordering from Papa Johns and it being delivered by door dash 020
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I’ll never add a coworker on steam, you don’t need to know I’m firing up arc raiders right now, worry about your own life 010
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 17/11/2025One winters day I’ll have kids and I’ll say “kids it brick out get your coats” and they’ll have that stuck in their lexicon forever 010
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Another year voting another year not getting a fucking sticker 001
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Maybe today none of us were worth to ascend to a higher plane of existence 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Just going to start shit posting to tiktok and hope I get rich 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Motion City Soundtrack playing at the bank just to let me know I’m old 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I like getting messages that the country is in a draught and I shouldn’t use excessive water but I’ve passed 3 golf courses all watering the lawns 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Alls well that ends well rerelease? We are eating family 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Someone on Instagram is putting deathcore over old mini truck dvds and I finally found my thing 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 13/07/2025STPR was cool bluesky doesn’t allow videos which is lame 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Drive to job, contemplating quitting job, go into job 110
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 09/07/2025It’s ethically correct to shove something into the gas pump speaker that always plays adds 000
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 29/06/2025“Oh clips from any female x-games segment on Facebook? Sure the comments will be normal. “ 000
Reposted by Tim TooleryThe Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 24/06/2025You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun. 016858
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 23/06/2025That time of the month again to snooze suggested post on Instagram 100
Tim Toolery @timtoolery.bsky.social · 15/06/2025McDonald’s changed the McFlurry cup and spoon, shit is so wack. 000
