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Tim Sylvester

@timsylvester.com
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Make bots pay you. paynpoint.net Amateurish writer, chef, landscape, architecture, food photog. Struggling comedian. 5x entrepreneur, elec & comp engineer.

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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 13/08/2026
Woah slow down I'm taking notes
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 10/08/2026
- It would require restructuring of the Federal and State governments. - Existing politicians and economic winners depend on maintaining the status quo under their control, to preserve their wealth and power. Any fix ignoring 1 empowers 2, any fix resolving 2 requires 1.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 10/08/2026
What's truly deranged to me about this level of greed is that the wealthy could be significantly wealthier everyone else were wealthier too. You can't have spaceships when everyone else is a peasant. They're optimizing for local maxima while preventing society from reaching the next inflection.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 10/08/2026
Why is an auto repair shop sending me "we miss you" emails? Do you think I get my car fixed because I think you guys are cool and love hanging out with you? Why is marketing so effing weird and needy? Know your role or lose the business.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 09/08/2026
Just give 'em a chance Robert, they can do worse. What do you expect from an industry founded by a securities fraud felon, Michael Milken, designed to enable him to commit fraud legally?
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 07/08/2026
In the middle of the day! From a box of scraps!
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 07/08/2026
That geoguesser dude can figure out where something is just by like... looking at the sky.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
For a year and a half, we’ve been subject to the daily onslaught of Trump and his cruel, corrupt, and incompetent second regime. My question to you now, in the middle of the summer of our discontent, is what strategies you’re using to cope with this horror.
robertreich.substack.com
Office Hours: How are you coping?
Friends,
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 07/08/2026
I was first told it by a Ukraini friend. Slava Ukraine!
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 05/08/2026
A man buys a paper, looks at the front page and throws it away. Every day he does the same thing. The newsman asks, "You buy a paper every day, look at the front page, and throw it out?" "I'm checking for an obituary." "Obituaries aren't on the front page!" "The one I'm waiting for will be."
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/07/2026
For many years I thought Metallica was singing "Sad Patrol" which also seemed apt.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 21/07/2026
I used to tell my buddy Austin that his drag name was Austin Tayshus. We never really landed on what mine was. But I think it could be Tim Tayshuns.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 21/07/2026
Speak your mind. Disregard haters.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 17/07/2026
Deciding what lane you're driving in is far easier than the average driver makes it appear.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 13/07/2026
Oh yes, that's the problem - that political parties don't have enough power over election spending. Right. Just what we need - more political party control over elections. Great.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 12/07/2026
While we've got a bunch of the worst people in the world keeling over one after the other, can we put in requests?
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 12/07/2026
AI-first CEOs be like "But I was supposed to make infinite money for zero cost, not zero money for infinite cost!"
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 05/07/2026
I took a gamble on a mango horchata. Mango and horchata are not friends. They aren't colleagues. They aren't even on speaking terms.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/07/2026
When I was a kid I'd ask my dad "why does it always rain on the 4th of July" and he'd say "God is crying over what we've done to this nation".
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/06/2026
"I'm the only one who can fix all the stuff that got screwed up the last time you listened to me."
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 22/06/2026
I got banned from reddit for saying "White supremacists are weird insecure losers." They called it "hate speech against a protected group" and refused to unban me. Is it reddit policy to protect and support white supremacy? www.reddit.com/user/Tim-Syl...
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Reddit - The heart of the internet
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 12/06/2026
Do you know why Trump is always falling asleep? He's fighting the woke agenda.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 12/06/2026
Just what I want, is some dipshit billionaire remotely controlling me with a chip in my brain. It's such an awesome idea that could never go wrong! Why wouldn't you be for it?
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 12/06/2026
Data centers in space is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard out of fElon - and he's full of really incompetent ideas. They fail every single test of a data center: - Power - Cooling - Upgrades - High speed, low latency I/O You couldn't pick a worse location for a data center if you tried.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 10/06/2026
How can all these tough, manly men that "hate gays" be so deeply in love with the world's tattiest old queen and not even realize it? Like gross not only is she a nasty old bitch she's an evil old nasty bitch.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 10/06/2026
I love all these tough, manly, salt of the earth dudes breathlessly explaining how what America really needs the most is a fancy new ballroom.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/06/2026
Remember when "new" implicitly meant "and better"? "Check out my new phone | car | computer | appliance!" Now you have to include "... it's ok, but..." "the controls are touch instead of buttons..." "it's mostly plastic..." "it's subscription-gated..." "it's not real chocolate..."
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/06/2026
What is wrong with these people? How in the world do they get taken in by this? And how do is it you know exactly what I'm talking about?
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 29/05/2026
I think Anthropic rushed Opus 4.8 because of how poorly 4.7 was received. 4.7's MO was "let me do a crappy job quickly, over and over". I've only been using 4.8 for like an hour and it's already clearly better than 4.7, which was a huge step down from 4.5/4.6.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 29/05/2026
That implicit assumption is what I'm poking at. Google is the world's largest ad platform - why isn't their primary communication method also the world's best-integrated marketing platform? I get that your team is monetizing the gap, but IMO the fact it even exists is an inexplicable blindspot.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 29/05/2026
One of Google's primary ways to present itself to the world and they've done nothing material to it for decades. It's central to GfB. Where is their CRM? Email campaign management? Integration with Ads? Now they're removing multi-inbox? Really? It's incredible how under developed Gmail is.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 29/05/2026
That my corn tortillas assure me they're "made with real corn" raises more questions than it answers. I never once doubted it until they brought it up. Now I wonder why they feel the need to say it.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 28/05/2026
“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ― John F. Kennedy From remarks on the first anniversary of the Alliance for Progress, 13 March 1962 www.goodreads.com/quotes/89101...
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A quote by John F. Kennedy
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.[Remarks on the first anniversary of the Alliance for Progress, ...
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 28/05/2026
RFKJr's favorite restaurant!
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 28/05/2026
The latest in AI headlines: "How 'quietly became' quietly became 'quietly became'." For details, read practically any news site, all of which quietly became AI slop regurgitation factories.
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mikhlin.bsky.social @mikhlin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If anyone might be looking for an awesome consumer product CEO/CMO, please feel free to DM me for an intro
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 25/05/2026
On this Memorial day, remember: All wars are bank wars America is owned by the rich who exploit the poor Naive young men die to enrich bitter old men America is not a nation of laws America is not a nation of equality or equal protection The only divide that matters is rich vs poor
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/05/2026
"such and such has quietly" and "handle it carefully" are the new em dash and "it's not [this], it's [that]".
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 22/05/2026
Me, looking at code I wrote a year ago: "What kind of idiot wrote this? Good Lord!"
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 13/05/2026
My God a public service is giving the public what they want. This long, strange nightmare is finally over. Thank a librarian.
An email from the Mid Continent Public Library reads "FREE Headshots at the Library! Don't Miss!"
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mikhlin.bsky.social @mikhlin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 07/05/2026
Oui oui! But can Jean Claude do the splits?
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mikhlin.bsky.social @mikhlin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Utility Vehicle Jammed in Tunnel
ALT: Utility Vehicle Jammed in Tunnel
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 01/05/2026
Recently I spent an entire morning trying to correct an error in the application I’m building. After hours of trying, I figured out what was wrong and corrected it. I ran the tests again — and hit a different error. It wasn’t resolution, it was progress. medium.com/p/e6654d0f8290
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Making New and Better Mistakes
In programming and life, new errors represent progress
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 01/05/2026
I'm beginning to suspect I may never actually use these four boxes of COVID tests.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/04/2026
My mission in life is to shamelessly give you the finest selection of the lamest tweets you've ever read and let me tell you, I am succeeding.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/04/2026
Probably whiskey more than gin if we're being honest.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 23/04/2026
What I love about developing with AI is you can get a wrong answer immediately. With StackOverflow you'd have to wait hours, days even, to get a wrong answer.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 23/04/2026
I should marry the heiress to the Oh Henry! fortune.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Iran's Lego vids certainly humiliate Trump--this new one sure does.
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