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Tim Sylvester

@timsylvester.com
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Make bots pay you. paynpoint.net Amateurish writer, chef, landscape, architecture, food photog. Struggling comedian. 5x entrepreneur, elec & comp engineer.

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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 13/05/2026
My God a public service is giving the public what they want. This long, strange nightmare is finally over. Thank a librarian.
An email from the Mid Continent Public Library reads "FREE Headshots at the Library! Don't Miss!"
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 19/12/2025
IDK why this is so funny to me, unrelated, has anyone seen the movie Steel?
A headline reads "For the 1st time ever, a person who uses a wheelchair will fly to space" A four panel Anakin-Padme meme. The first panel is Anakin saying "For the 1st time, a person in a wheelchair will fly to space." In the second panel Padme replies with a smile, "Like in a ship, right?" In the third panel, Anakin stares at Padme. In the fourth panel, Padme says, concerned, "In a ship?"
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 27/03/2025
Classic AI... never change
A brief AI exchange where the user asks if the AI knows what day it is, and the AI answers, "Yes, I can provide the current day. Today is [insert current day]."
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 08/03/2025
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 08/03/2025
Credit where credit is due, Vance doesn't need memes to look like a doofus, he looks like a doofus on his own. But he also looks like a doofus in the memes. Post them here, I need more.
JD Vance is a fat little boy with a lollypop
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 06/03/2025
Elon, I just love this for you. Have the day you deserve, friend.
Elon Musk shared a tweet suggesting that Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim might have ties to criminal groups. Slim responded by canceling all business collaborations with Starlink in Latin America - costing Musk over $7 billion. Slim took it a step further, announcing he would shift his planned $22 billion investment with Starlink over the next five years to Chinese and European companies instead. Beyond the financial blow, Musk lost his key business partner across 25 countries.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 26/02/2025
How can you become an "elite" developer if you never have a chance to be a newbie developer or a mid-level developer?
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 21/02/2025
Look at these Nazi losers. What happened last time America had to deal with Nazis?
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 08/02/2025
Saturday breakfast - chai with blueberries
A white porcelain cup of chai on a plate filled with blueberries
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 30/01/2025
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/01/2025
"Should I do paid marketing for my startup?" Please look at this decision tree from Elena Verna of Elena's Growth Marketing www.elenaverna.com/subscribe?ut...
A decision tree explaining when to do paid marketing
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 23/01/2025
"Do short form video" they say. Ok fine I'll do short form video yeesh. robots.nxt makes you money from bot traffic. Get it at paynpoint.net
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 20/01/2025
Lego habits get dangerous quickly... and this is just my Zoom backdrop... you should see my closet...
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 19/01/2025
Matthew Mcconaughey smoking and looking horrified from Interstellar
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 17/01/2025
I prepared this corned beef with roast potatoes and carrots on top of charred cabbage with a dollop of mustard. I think a lot of people dislike cabbage because it's been boiled or stir fried until it's slimy.
Corned beef with roast potatoes and carrots on top of charred cabbage with a dollop of mustard.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 16/01/2025
User adoption segmentation is overt. An innovator on it /immediately/. 20 min call goes 50 mins to learn more. The next has /zero/ curiosity. Over in 3 mins. Late majority. If only people wore badges saying what segment they're in. Understanding their language cues is a time saver.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 14/01/2025
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 14/01/2025
It was slightly tan and oily. Glad I tried it, probably won't have it again though.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 14/01/2025
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 12/01/2025
Tried something new last night... Cinnamon rolls topped with mixed berry mascarpone, blueberry pie filling, granola soaked in butter, icing. Pretty good! I'll double the mascarpone next time.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 10/01/2025
Austin, Rainey Street, 2022. I love how the quaint homes are backed up to massive skyscrapers. I shared a cigarette with a stranger lady on the balcony of the container bar. She was nice.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 10/01/2025
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 09/01/2025
“Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders.” www.newyorker.com/cartoon/a16995
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 31/12/2024
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 21/12/2024
Homemade red sauce over shells.
A white ceramic bowl with a blue rim holds shell pasta coated with tomato meat sauce.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 21/12/2024
Sunset yesterday in Midtown Kansas City, MO.
A purple, pink, and golden sky over a dark urban horizon.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 14/12/2024
I amuse myself way too easily, I've been chuckling at this one for the last hour.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 12/12/2024
You know what, LinkedIn? You're right, I probably should abandon my entrepreneurship career after almost 20 years to work at Papa Johns.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 09/12/2024
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 09/12/2024
It tasted as good as it looks.
Close up of a slice of blueberry cheesecake
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 07/12/2024
When someone sends me a link to Twitter
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 07/12/2024
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 07/12/2024
Me when people show me their phone
Marge grimacing while someone shows her their phone
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 07/12/2024
A rainbow over a lifeguard's chair on Ala Moana beach looking south to Waikiki
A rainbow over a lifeguard's chair on Ala Moana beach looking south to Waikiki
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 07/12/2024
A jalapeno pepper looks like the Grinch
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 07/12/2024
A light blue sky with a large band of cloud crossing it. Below, palm trees. The sun peeks between them on its way down.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 06/12/2024
Homemade strawberry cheesecake on a plate my former roommate stole from PF Changs. My Aunt made the strawberry jam topping, I created the cheesecake recipe myself. timsylvester.com/worlds-easie...
A slice of homemade strawberry cheesecake on a stolen PF Changs plate.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 06/12/2024
The sun shines down on the audience seating at a resort in Palm Springs before a small live music show.
Bright sunshine on chairs set out for a presentation under palm trees with soft clouds and a light blue sky.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 06/12/2024
A girl looks confused with the caption "When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions"
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 06/12/2024
An array of water bottles on a time line marked "You are here"
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 06/12/2024
Gorgeous flowers in bloom at the corner of Lombard and Powell in San Francisco, June 2024. Anyone know what kind of flower these are?
Pink flowers blossom on the corner of a townhouse in San Francisco
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 06/12/2024
Reddit is saying this is Detroit style, but I'm not sure that's right since it's cheese on top without cupped/crisped pepperoni. I was going for old-school Pizza Hut pan style that they called Sicilian. What do you think? What would you call it? www.reddit.com/r/food/comme...
A pan of pepperoni pizzaA pepperoni pizza cut and platedThe bottom of a pizza crust showing a gentle golden brown
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 06/12/2024
Colorado valley near Garden of the Gods, 2021.
Colorado valley near Garden of the Gods. The bottom third is rolling grassland with scattered pine trees. A ribbon of mountains divides the land from the sky. The intense blue sky is powdered with fluffy white clouds.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 06/12/2024
A skeleton points a gun at the camera saying "Dear math why don't you solve your own problems".
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 06/12/2024
Looking north east at Nessebar from the pier. Nessebar, Bulgaria, on the coast of the Black Sea. UNESCO World Heritage site.
Looking north east at Nessebar from the pier. 

Nessebar, Bulgaria, on the coast of the Black Sea. 

UNESCO World Heritage site.
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