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Tim Sylvester

@timsylvester.com
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Make bots pay you. paynpoint.net Amateurish writer, chef, landscape, architecture, food photog. Struggling comedian. 5x entrepreneur, elec & comp engineer.

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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 10/08/2026
Why is an auto repair shop sending me "we miss you" emails? Do you think I get my car fixed because I think you guys are cool and love hanging out with you? Why is marketing so effing weird and needy? Know your role or lose the business.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
For a year and a half, we’ve been subject to the daily onslaught of Trump and his cruel, corrupt, and incompetent second regime. My question to you now, in the middle of the summer of our discontent, is what strategies you’re using to cope with this horror.
robertreich.substack.com
Office Hours: How are you coping?
Friends,
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/07/2026
For many years I thought Metallica was singing "Sad Patrol" which also seemed apt.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 21/07/2026
I used to tell my buddy Austin that his drag name was Austin Tayshus. We never really landed on what mine was. But I think it could be Tim Tayshuns.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 17/07/2026
Deciding what lane you're driving in is far easier than the average driver makes it appear.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 12/07/2026
While we've got a bunch of the worst people in the world keeling over one after the other, can we put in requests?
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 12/07/2026
AI-first CEOs be like "But I was supposed to make infinite money for zero cost, not zero money for infinite cost!"
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 05/07/2026
I took a gamble on a mango horchata. Mango and horchata are not friends. They aren't colleagues. They aren't even on speaking terms.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/07/2026
When I was a kid I'd ask my dad "why does it always rain on the 4th of July" and he'd say "God is crying over what we've done to this nation".
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/06/2026
"I'm the only one who can fix all the stuff that got screwed up the last time you listened to me."
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 22/06/2026
I got banned from reddit for saying "White supremacists are weird insecure losers." They called it "hate speech against a protected group" and refused to unban me. Is it reddit policy to protect and support white supremacy? www.reddit.com/user/Tim-Syl...
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Reddit - The heart of the internet
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 10/06/2026
I love all these tough, manly, salt of the earth dudes breathlessly explaining how what America really needs the most is a fancy new ballroom.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/06/2026
Remember when "new" implicitly meant "and better"? "Check out my new phone | car | computer | appliance!" Now you have to include "... it's ok, but..." "the controls are touch instead of buttons..." "it's mostly plastic..." "it's subscription-gated..." "it's not real chocolate..."
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/06/2026
What is wrong with these people? How in the world do they get taken in by this? And how do is it you know exactly what I'm talking about?
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 29/05/2026
I think Anthropic rushed Opus 4.8 because of how poorly 4.7 was received. 4.7's MO was "let me do a crappy job quickly, over and over". I've only been using 4.8 for like an hour and it's already clearly better than 4.7, which was a huge step down from 4.5/4.6.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 29/05/2026
That my corn tortillas assure me they're "made with real corn" raises more questions than it answers. I never once doubted it until they brought it up. Now I wonder why they feel the need to say it.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 28/05/2026
“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ― John F. Kennedy From remarks on the first anniversary of the Alliance for Progress, 13 March 1962 www.goodreads.com/quotes/89101...
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A quote by John F. Kennedy
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.[Remarks on the first anniversary of the Alliance for Progress, ...
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 28/05/2026
The latest in AI headlines: "How 'quietly became' quietly became 'quietly became'." For details, read practically any news site, all of which quietly became AI slop regurgitation factories.
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mikhlin.bsky.social @mikhlin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If anyone might be looking for an awesome consumer product CEO/CMO, please feel free to DM me for an intro
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 25/05/2026
On this Memorial day, remember: All wars are bank wars America is owned by the rich who exploit the poor Naive young men die to enrich bitter old men America is not a nation of laws America is not a nation of equality or equal protection The only divide that matters is rich vs poor
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/05/2026
"such and such has quietly" and "handle it carefully" are the new em dash and "it's not [this], it's [that]".
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 22/05/2026
Me, looking at code I wrote a year ago: "What kind of idiot wrote this? Good Lord!"
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 13/05/2026
My God a public service is giving the public what they want. This long, strange nightmare is finally over. Thank a librarian.
An email from the Mid Continent Public Library reads "FREE Headshots at the Library! Don't Miss!"
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mikhlin.bsky.social @mikhlin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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mikhlin.bsky.social @mikhlin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Utility Vehicle Jammed in Tunnel
ALT: Utility Vehicle Jammed in Tunnel
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 01/05/2026
Recently I spent an entire morning trying to correct an error in the application I’m building. After hours of trying, I figured out what was wrong and corrected it. I ran the tests again — and hit a different error. It wasn’t resolution, it was progress. medium.com/p/e6654d0f8290
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Making New and Better Mistakes
In programming and life, new errors represent progress
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 01/05/2026
I'm beginning to suspect I may never actually use these four boxes of COVID tests.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/04/2026
My mission in life is to shamelessly give you the finest selection of the lamest tweets you've ever read and let me tell you, I am succeeding.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 23/04/2026
What I love about developing with AI is you can get a wrong answer immediately. With StackOverflow you'd have to wait hours, days even, to get a wrong answer.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Iran's Lego vids certainly humiliate Trump--this new one sure does.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 08/04/2026
If you vote for a liar despite everyone telling you he's a liar, and then later you get mad that he lied to you, you might be an idiot.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 18/03/2026
I eat a lot of disappointing blueberries and cantaloupes but every so often I find a pack of blueberries or a cantaloupe that reminds me why I do it.
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mikhlin.bsky.social @mikhlin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Please check out this AI app alpha from my friend @timsylvester.com : paynless.app compresses months of research and planning into minutes. Get a draft business case, tech stack, architecture, PRD, TRD, and implementation plan, and more, so your team can start building immediately.
paynless.app
Paynless | Build Better Software Faster
Paynless helps you build better software faster.
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Radio Saturday @radiosaturday.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Here it is again for the morning scrollers!
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/03/2026
Just MVP'd paynless.app to automate pre-development planning for startups, founders, solo coders, small teams, vibe coders. Looking for beta testers to give feedback.
paynless.app
Paynless | Build Better Software Faster
Paynless helps you build better software faster.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/03/2026
"Oh my God!" she gasped, "Its so fucking big!" "I know," I sighed, "Honestly it's more trouble than it's worth... I really need to refactor this test file."
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 01/03/2026
Watching Star Wars: Forces of Destiny. Good things these bombs are so patient.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 01/03/2026
Fish Tacos was always one of my favorite Star Wars characters
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 27/02/2026
Miley, nobody on earth believes "Flowers" was not derived from "When I Was Your Man". Girl it's fine. Just admit it. It's a call and response. Bruno did great. You did great. They're both great. Who are we pretending for?
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 26/02/2026
Oh my God I hate Link. No, I do not want you to text me every time I try to buy something that you've infected. Please leave me alone.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 25/02/2026
A group of nuns run a reform school for troubled teen girls. Dramedy. Title, "Old Habits".
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 21/02/2026
I've read ASOIAF cover to cover three times but I'm feeling like it's time for the fourth. And the opening scene of the second episode of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms made me laugh so hard I coughed my guts out.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 21/02/2026
“Egg, I dreamed that I was old.”
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 25/12/2025
I made an AI write a parody of itself and then I fell down and I farted haha look at me please no look at me please please look at me why won't you look at me i did this for you isn't it good enough isn't it ever good enough wait where are you going
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 25/12/2025
I only said i made it for you, i never said you wanted it or had to accept it 😅
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 25/12/2025
There is so much love in my heart for people who never know i made it for them because I was afraid to admit to what i'd done
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 19/12/2025
IDK why this is so funny to me, unrelated, has anyone seen the movie Steel?
A headline reads "For the 1st time ever, a person who uses a wheelchair will fly to space" A four panel Anakin-Padme meme. The first panel is Anakin saying "For the 1st time, a person in a wheelchair will fly to space." In the second panel Padme replies with a smile, "Like in a ship, right?" In the third panel, Anakin stares at Padme. In the fourth panel, Padme says, concerned, "In a ship?"
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 05/12/2025
My Spotify Wrapped contains false allegations and character assassination. This does not represent me or who I am. I'm exploring all available legal options. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/09/2025
Ever misjudge how much coffee is left in the cup and throw a half cup of coffee all over your face and chest? Yeah me neither.
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Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 22/08/2025
Why did it take this long for me to discover how much I like T-Pain?
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