Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 10/08/2026Why is an auto repair shop sending me "we miss you" emails? Do you think I get my car fixed because I think you guys are cool and love hanging out with you? Why is marketing so effing weird and needy? Know your role or lose the business. 000
Reposted by Tim SylvesterRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/08/2026For a year and a half, we’ve been subject to the daily onslaught of Trump and his cruel, corrupt, and incompetent second regime. My question to you now, in the middle of the summer of our discontent, is what strategies you’re using to cope with this horror.robertreich.substack.comOffice Hours: How are you coping?Friends, 158561161
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/07/2026For many years I thought Metallica was singing "Sad Patrol" which also seemed apt. 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 21/07/2026I used to tell my buddy Austin that his drag name was Austin Tayshus. We never really landed on what mine was. But I think it could be Tim Tayshuns. 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 17/07/2026Deciding what lane you're driving in is far easier than the average driver makes it appear. 030
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 12/07/2026While we've got a bunch of the worst people in the world keeling over one after the other, can we put in requests? 020
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 12/07/2026AI-first CEOs be like "But I was supposed to make infinite money for zero cost, not zero money for infinite cost!" 010
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 05/07/2026I took a gamble on a mango horchata. Mango and horchata are not friends. They aren't colleagues. They aren't even on speaking terms. 010
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/07/2026When I was a kid I'd ask my dad "why does it always rain on the 4th of July" and he'd say "God is crying over what we've done to this nation". 020
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/06/2026"I'm the only one who can fix all the stuff that got screwed up the last time you listened to me." 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 22/06/2026I got banned from reddit for saying "White supremacists are weird insecure losers." They called it "hate speech against a protected group" and refused to unban me. Is it reddit policy to protect and support white supremacy? www.reddit.com/user/Tim-Syl...reddit.comReddit - The heart of the internet 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 10/06/2026I love all these tough, manly, salt of the earth dudes breathlessly explaining how what America really needs the most is a fancy new ballroom. 100
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/06/2026Remember when "new" implicitly meant "and better"? "Check out my new phone | car | computer | appliance!" Now you have to include "... it's ok, but..." "the controls are touch instead of buttons..." "it's mostly plastic..." "it's subscription-gated..." "it's not real chocolate..." 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/06/2026What is wrong with these people? How in the world do they get taken in by this? And how do is it you know exactly what I'm talking about? 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 29/05/2026I think Anthropic rushed Opus 4.8 because of how poorly 4.7 was received. 4.7's MO was "let me do a crappy job quickly, over and over". I've only been using 4.8 for like an hour and it's already clearly better than 4.7, which was a huge step down from 4.5/4.6. 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 29/05/2026That my corn tortillas assure me they're "made with real corn" raises more questions than it answers. I never once doubted it until they brought it up. Now I wonder why they feel the need to say it. 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 28/05/2026“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ― John F. Kennedy From remarks on the first anniversary of the Alliance for Progress, 13 March 1962 www.goodreads.com/quotes/89101...goodreads.comA quote by John F. KennedyThose who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.[Remarks on the first anniversary of the Alliance for Progress, ... 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 28/05/2026The latest in AI headlines: "How 'quietly became' quietly became 'quietly became'." For details, read practically any news site, all of which quietly became AI slop regurgitation factories. 000
Reposted by Tim Sylvestermikhlin.bsky.social @mikhlin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026If anyone might be looking for an awesome consumer product CEO/CMO, please feel free to DM me for an intro 021
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 25/05/2026On this Memorial day, remember: All wars are bank wars America is owned by the rich who exploit the poor Naive young men die to enrich bitter old men America is not a nation of laws America is not a nation of equality or equal protection The only divide that matters is rich vs poor 020
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/05/2026"such and such has quietly" and "handle it carefully" are the new em dash and "it's not [this], it's [that]". 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 22/05/2026Me, looking at code I wrote a year ago: "What kind of idiot wrote this? Good Lord!" 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 13/05/2026My God a public service is giving the public what they want. This long, strange nightmare is finally over. Thank a librarian. 010
Reposted by Tim Sylvestermikhlin.bsky.social @mikhlin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026static.klipy.comUtility Vehicle Jammed in TunnelALT: Utility Vehicle Jammed in Tunnel 011
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 01/05/2026Recently I spent an entire morning trying to correct an error in the application I’m building. After hours of trying, I figured out what was wrong and corrected it. I ran the tests again — and hit a different error. It wasn’t resolution, it was progress. medium.com/p/e6654d0f8290medium.comMaking New and Better MistakesIn programming and life, new errors represent progress 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 01/05/2026I'm beginning to suspect I may never actually use these four boxes of COVID tests. 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 24/04/2026My mission in life is to shamelessly give you the finest selection of the lamest tweets you've ever read and let me tell you, I am succeeding. 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 23/04/2026What I love about developing with AI is you can get a wrong answer immediately. With StackOverflow you'd have to wait hours, days even, to get a wrong answer. 000
Reposted by Tim SylvesterAgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Iran's Lego vids certainly humiliate Trump--this new one sure does. 109843
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 08/04/2026If you vote for a liar despite everyone telling you he's a liar, and then later you get mad that he lied to you, you might be an idiot. 010
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 18/03/2026I eat a lot of disappointing blueberries and cantaloupes but every so often I find a pack of blueberries or a cantaloupe that reminds me why I do it. 000
Reposted by Tim Sylvestermikhlin.bsky.social @mikhlin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Please check out this AI app alpha from my friend @timsylvester.com : paynless.app compresses months of research and planning into minutes. Get a draft business case, tech stack, architecture, PRD, TRD, and implementation plan, and more, so your team can start building immediately.paynless.appPaynless | Build Better Software FasterPaynless helps you build better software faster. 121
Reposted by Tim SylvesterRadio Saturday @radiosaturday.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Here it is again for the morning scrollers! 053
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/03/2026Just MVP'd paynless.app to automate pre-development planning for startups, founders, solo coders, small teams, vibe coders. Looking for beta testers to give feedback.paynless.appPaynless | Build Better Software FasterPaynless helps you build better software faster. 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/03/2026"Oh my God!" she gasped, "Its so fucking big!" "I know," I sighed, "Honestly it's more trouble than it's worth... I really need to refactor this test file." 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 01/03/2026Watching Star Wars: Forces of Destiny. Good things these bombs are so patient. 010
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 01/03/2026Fish Tacos was always one of my favorite Star Wars characters 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 27/02/2026Miley, nobody on earth believes "Flowers" was not derived from "When I Was Your Man". Girl it's fine. Just admit it. It's a call and response. Bruno did great. You did great. They're both great. Who are we pretending for? 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 26/02/2026Oh my God I hate Link. No, I do not want you to text me every time I try to buy something that you've infected. Please leave me alone. 110
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 25/02/2026A group of nuns run a reform school for troubled teen girls. Dramedy. Title, "Old Habits". 010
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 21/02/2026I've read ASOIAF cover to cover three times but I'm feeling like it's time for the fourth. And the opening scene of the second episode of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms made me laugh so hard I coughed my guts out. 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 25/12/2025I made an AI write a parody of itself and then I fell down and I farted haha look at me please no look at me please please look at me why won't you look at me i did this for you isn't it good enough isn't it ever good enough wait where are you going 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 25/12/2025I only said i made it for you, i never said you wanted it or had to accept it 😅 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 25/12/2025There is so much love in my heart for people who never know i made it for them because I was afraid to admit to what i'd done 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 19/12/2025IDK why this is so funny to me, unrelated, has anyone seen the movie Steel? 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 05/12/2025My Spotify Wrapped contains false allegations and character assassination. This does not represent me or who I am. I'm exploring all available legal options. Thank you for your attention in this matter. 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 04/09/2025Ever misjudge how much coffee is left in the cup and throw a half cup of coffee all over your face and chest? Yeah me neither. 000
Tim Sylvester @timsylvester.com · 22/08/2025Why did it take this long for me to discover how much I like T-Pain? 010