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Timothy Malcolm

@timothymalcolm.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, podcaster. Food, travel, baseball, culture, music, beer.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 4h
You know there’s some bet thing I could‘ve went to, and I should have, because I always thought Dennis Haskins and Dennis Hastert would go within 10 days of each other.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 15h
When the Jack shots finally mix with the Mich Ultras
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 15h
One of the architects of “International Players Anthem” makes a fast-food smashburger, and it’s quite good. Which is a weird thing to write.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 15h
Don Polec’s World
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 16h
I know the game was bad or whatever, but it’s amazing to me that the NFL and NBC looked at week 4’s slate and were like “Nah we’ll hide Philly vs LA in the 1 pm window with competition” while putting Panthers vs Lions on SNF.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 22h
I got Wordle in two today if anyone cares
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 22h
What did I do
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Comparatively the Eagles have had insane luck with injuries in the Sirianni Era, so this was all bound to happen.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh you’re into GPT? That’s great. I’m into … ABV.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need several emails alerting me of coaching moves tomorrow. SEVERAL.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welp, onto football
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s every postseason. Yes the pitching makes the big mistake but when you’re constantly doing the least amount at the plate you live on the edge, allowing for those mistakes to hurt.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love how every MLB postseason has one and only one commercial star we refer to for years: Liberty Bibberty … the “Everywhere“ commercial … FOX’s ”SKIN”
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fun thing is the Kevin Long Phillies are gonna have these at bats while the Braves just sit there, take walks, and hit homers.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh and of course goodbye Dombo and the Mattingly Family Remedy
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goodbye Don, JT, Nola, Bohm, Marsh, KEVIN LONG, maybe Trea, heck even Bryce I don’t care
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goodbye Donnie It’s been crap Hope you get lost Here’s your map
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nope. Doesn’t have it.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drinking beers before a Phillies elimination game
A Phillies fan at Veterans Stadium, 1983.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
um … ah … hmmm … 🎶 You don’t know me but I’m your father
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hawk don’t give a damn
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got yelled at by a softball umpire today so cross that off the Dad Bucket List
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m gonna need Don Mattingly & Kevin Long out news so bad before midnight I tell you what
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So now it’s 4-1, right?
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Back in 2008 I ranked Pete Rose 54th in my 100 Greatest Phillies list and oh boy the hate mail I got …
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can’t watch the Phillies game, so I’m gonna guess the score based on the posts of Phillies fans: 4-1 Braves
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These unearthed Songs in the Key of Life era songs are so good. “It’s Easier” feels like it could’ve easily made the album as is. What a heater Stevie was on back then.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah man, you weren’t lying. Don‘t see why he couldn’t have just made a full triple with those. Whew the hook to “If It’s Easier”? Either way just glad we got them—he was in some kind of mode during that period. Thanks for posting it!
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See the question is how do we regularly watch the Phillies.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This would be so much easier to take if this wasn’t the Braves, man
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Phillies have been unable to hit in big games for a Long, Long, Long, Long, Long time
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No I realized when I hit reply that I was wrong in that last statement. My broader point is it’s not super far away. But i have lots of problems with its location anyway.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eh it’s more south than Marietta proper. It’s only like 15 minutes without traffic from downtown. I don’t like a lot of what they did with Truist, but it’s actually closer to the city downtown than many other MLB parks
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Trea Turner move into the Ben Simmons-Nick Castellanos house?
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah we were blasting SCIENCE on the deck of a beach house. I like MY a lot but nothing touches Certain Shade of Green, Idiot Box, etc. I did like Morning View but retrospectively it’s pretty mediocre.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A reminder that my AIM handle at this time was KLIB3D or: Korn Limp Bizkit Incubus Blink-182 311 Deftones
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching Eagles football
Michael Keaton looking lost with the yellow hat
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum throwing dimes into soft coverage and we got Andy Dalton tossing it into the D.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you KIDDING me
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re cooked
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god. Oh my god god god god. (listening after the Birds game)
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Collinsworth talks about the Broncos needing a tush push situation and uses Josh Allen as his example. Not the guy who WAS the play for the last several years though.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We dont see Matthew Stafford make mistakes like this often.” One minute later, a graphic shows Stafford is first all-time in throwing pick-6s.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was sitting in the end zone up in the 700 level for that. Whole place shook on that hit. Even though Atlanta scored there IIRC, we knew we had the win after the hit. (Also the last Eagles win at the Vet.)
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“stolen the game” as if the Cowboys weren’t gifted goal to go with seconds left 😂
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I’ve got to get to work”
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think what people could be objecting to is how simplistic and low-effort country pop music seems to be. And how the success of “Choosin’ Texas” confirms how simplistic and low-effort we are as a public listenership. But like, also, pop has always been simple. It’s a good song.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That said, I actively hate to hear it. That melody gets in my head and stays there. The song also paints this completely broad picture of Southern/Appalachian country culture that seems aspirational for many, nostalgic for others.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m diving back into the “Choosin’ Texas” discourse. Because I’ve spent much time talking about great songs. So I objectively think “Choosin‘ Texas” is a very good if not great song, because it accomplishes exactly what it should. It was made to be a smash of a hit, and holy crap is it.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God it’s the worst. They’d better beat Atlanta so I can drink and watch them over the weekend.
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