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Timothy Malcolm

@timothymalcolm.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, podcaster. Food, travel, baseball, culture, music, beer.

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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 7h
Bread
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 17h
Dak hey, here we going into another back-breaking interception
Star Trek surprised meme
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drinking beers before a Phillies elimination game
A Phillies fan at Veterans Stadium, 1983.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hawk don’t give a damn
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching Eagles football
Michael Keaton looking lost with the yellow hat
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember the good days?
A Noah Syndergaard Phillies baseball card.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just typed “nfl scores” in google for the first time in seven months
Hulk Hogan powering up.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m not far away!
PNC Park from near home plate
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pirates are doing their hall of fame ceremony. The older inductees are weirdly far away, but cool to see Tekulve, Oliver, Candelaria, etc
Pirates hall of fame ceremony
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Update: Adley hit two homers. I drank two beers. We sat front row.
View from the front row at Oriole Park at Camden Yards.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Baltimore can drink
Me sadly with a Crush and NattyBo
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Look I can do this all the time
Pickles Pub in BaltimoreOriole Park at Camden Yards
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bohm?
ASSMAN license plate
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Phillies are back baby
Charlie Manuel and Hulk Hogan, brother
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
How many wins in a row is that?
Windhorst holding the six High Lifes
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A man watching the thumbnails (Money For Nothing, Dire Straits)
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Billy Crystal appropriating cowboy culture to fix his problems in City Slickers.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Like actually the best. If you change it to the last seven years he’s BY FAR the best.
Fangraphs pitching WAR leaders since 2017. Zack Wheeler at 40.1 is first over Jacob deGrom at 37.4.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Very drunk man
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Windy with the High Life’s
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Macho Man and Adam Bomb drinking the brews.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The great God Caress America tweet from @nocartridge.bsky.social
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
pausa de hidratacion
A beer at Jester King Brewing near Austin, Texas.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Pedro Cerrano saying “Bring that shit to me”
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Saving this current ranking for when The Ringer has him at 29 in three months without even playing a game yet.
Jaylen Brown, ranked 14th in the NBA by The Ringer as of July 1, 2026.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“And let’s go down to Ben Davis”
Guy in the Money For Nothing video
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Time for beers (it’s Broadway Bill Lee)
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Brazil vs Morocco followed by Scotland vs Haiti
Open wide for some soccer image
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
We did it.
An 82-0 perfect team with 2020s Russell Westbrook, 1990s Penny Hardaway, 2020s Giannis, 2000s Al Harrington, and 1960s Wilt Chamberlain.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
They lost seven games because Embiid missed those games and GM Daryl Morey signed Andre Drummond to be his backup I’m steaming
A team of Joel Embiid 2010s, Bailey Howell 1960s, Dominique Wilkins 1980s, Michael Jordan 1980s, LeBron James 2010s.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Thought about this just now. It pains me that AI erases you as the origin of the meme.
Dumb AI explainer that is false.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is a 78-4 team. And it’s a hilarious team to watch.
An NBA team on 82-0 of Chris Paul, Ron Harper, Larry Bird, Ben Wallace and Wilt Chamberlain.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Made pork spare ribs in a fish sauce caramel, plus coconut milk grits and green beans.
Pork spare ribs with grits and green beans.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Go Flyers, 1981, Action News theme.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Sinbad. So good.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Can’t disappoint the fanbase in October if you’re out of playoff contention by June
The guy tapping his head like hey good thinking
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
2026 MLB Playoff Predictions NL - Cubs d Reds Phillies d Diamondbacks Cubs d Mets Phillies d Dodgers Cubs d Phillies AL - Red Sox d Yankees Orioles d Mariners Tigers d Red Sox Orioles d Astros Tigers d Orioles World Series
Tigers d. Cubs
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Baseball!
You on point Phife?
Yeah all the time Tip.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Just made a new Spotify playlist
Imagine a 1989 Genesis Album
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Go Bryce and Kyle!
Daikin Park in Houston, Texas.The poster and his daughter at Daikin Park tonight.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Asked my man about AJ Brown and if Howie about to do the binoculars thing
A bald eagle at the Houston Zoo. Go Birds.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Just found this Kodak of me, Christmas 1987, with my favorite two gifts: Mr. Game Show and The Price Is Right board game. I had just turned THREE.
Me, age 3, on Christmas Day 1987 with multiple gifts including Mr. Game Show and The Price Is Right.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Selling them immediately
Jim Bakker with buckets.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Super Bowl but made lobster rolls, tons of chicken wings and doughnuts.
Lobster rolls.Chicken wings.Homemade doughnuts (not burnt you goof)
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Folks we are ready for The Big Game™️
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Cooked pork shoulder in three Coors Banquet beers, then tossed in homemade molasses sauce. This is after taking out enough for four sandwiches.
Barbecue pulled pork in a Dutch oven.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Texans and 76ers in the epic handshake with the commonality of not being able to get to a conference final.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This feels like decades ago
Sam Darnold out with mono meme
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
They’re not even trying anymore
A scam recruiter text from “Angelina Jolie” with Amazon.
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Timothy Malcolm @timothymalcolm.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Just gonna post all the dinners I cook for my family this year. Jan. 1: Japanese sauté pork; black-eyed peas and collard greens cooked in a broth with five spice and seaweed: cornbread with bonito aioli.
A plate of Japanese sauté pork; black-eyed peas and collard greens cooked in a broth with five spice and seaweed: cornbread with bonito aioli.
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