Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026@billhookunion.beanyear.com do you know why obscure (to most CAN/USA folks anyway) citrus flavours are showing up in commercial products here? a recent redbull was sudachi and i bought a store brand calamansi sparkling water last week. 120
Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 12/09/2026snapped a wooden spoon mixing bread dough and stabbed the handle into my hand, goddamn 140
Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 29/08/2026got questioned by a perplexed man as i looked under his car for this cat 270