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Timothy

@timothyhelmuth.com
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The cat's name is Pepper i will not post about posting instagram.com/timothyhelmuth

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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 3h
another option to consider
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 3h
did you know deniro's mohawk in taxi driver is a piece
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 23h
a svelte angel
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 29/09/2026
good afternoon
Andy the orange cat, very close to the camera
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 28/09/2026
did you talk about jerking off
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 28/09/2026
they like it
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 28/09/2026
scabby bobby lives
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 28/09/2026
so sleepy
a black cat asleep on a white shag rug
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 28/09/2026
a new way to be in trouble
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 27/09/2026
a new friend
a gray and white cat
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 27/09/2026
human sized hot basking rock, hmm
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 27/09/2026
eat kouign amann at patisserie kouign amann or you fucked up bad
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 27/09/2026
heaven forbid
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
dispassionate commonwealth citizen here but otherwise agreed
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
england knows what a sandwich really is
toast sandwich (one slice of toast between two pieces of bread)chip butty, chips between breadpie barm, a pork pie in a roll
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
summon the meteor
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
scavengers reign style behavior
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
mr sunbeam
a black cat looking very plush and giant and grumpy
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
i assumed the girlfriend comes trying to save him but your idea is better
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
it reminded me of drinking "strawberry kiwi" in the 90s and trying to decide if it tasted like either
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
the red bull was artificially flavoured and quite delicious (to me anyway). the sparkling water with natural flavours and it tastes nothing like a calamansi and barely like citrus even.
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
i was briefly imagining a special phone that summons the airline auctioneer (complete with auctioneer patter)
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
@billhookunion.beanyear.com do you know why obscure (to most CAN/USA folks anyway) citrus flavours are showing up in commercial products here? a recent redbull was sudachi and i bought a store brand calamansi sparkling water last week.
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
I've never been in this situation, is it just one of the gate agents doing the reverse auctioning?
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 25/09/2026
hell yeah
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 24/09/2026
try this on youtu.be/maF9HNRcWxo?...
youtu.be
Viral In-Sync Twins on Why They Speak IN UNISON
YouTube video by Entertainment Tonight
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 24/09/2026
haunting
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 24/09/2026
goodnight
a black cat very tucked in
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 24/09/2026
exclusively!
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 24/09/2026
this is what it should be for near exhaustively
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 23/09/2026
un ange!
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 23/09/2026
the same cat but another angle
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 23/09/2026
he suffers
a large well treated black cat on a greenish rug
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 22/09/2026
if you believe you're the best person to be in charge more time in charge is good for everyone.
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 21/09/2026
i am sorry i made a sound
a black cat looking alarmed
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 21/09/2026
thanks to her passion we get Ben the snail fancier
ben affleck looking through a magnifying glass at a snail he's holding. from a film (dark water?) based on a Highsmith novel
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 21/09/2026
looking kind of sad today maybe
the same little grey and white cat as in the quoted posts
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 21/09/2026
very cool
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 20/09/2026
he's watching his show
a black cat
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 19/09/2026
pickled eggs and maybe some scotch eggs i was thinking
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 19/09/2026
finally found some peewee eggs. jumbo on the left
a white jumbo size egg next to a brown peewee egg
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 19/09/2026
does anyone make emergen-c from scratch
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 18/09/2026
good afternoon
pepper the cat
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 18/09/2026
@nowhyok.bsky.social you got scooped
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 18/09/2026
on a mission today
the same cat as the quoted posts, walking with narrowed eyes
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 18/09/2026
hell yeah
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 18/09/2026
want to eat. the usual gravy?
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 18/09/2026
spit
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 18/09/2026
curious about the two falsely presumed robbed cars
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Timothy @timothyhelmuth.com · 18/09/2026
envious of foreign beans
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