Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Was stuck in traffic on the A13 earlier, so here’s a delightfully patina’d Ford sign on one of their Dagenham buildings. <message ends> 090
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is truly one of the most disgusting things I've read in my lifetime. But the replies to this have got me actually crying with laughter 😂 020
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What - and I cannot stress this highly enough - THE FUCK. 020
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026@joehallenbeck.bsky.social Saw a new Statham I hadn’t seen last night. It Stathamed quite hard. There was much Stathaming, as expected. Enjoyable Stathamness. I give it 7.5 Stathams out of 10. Statham. 120
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Mate has just taken his GTV for a service and MOT and has absolutely won the loan car lottery. Panda 4x4 with mudders, lift kit and winch. Coolest car EVER. 2171
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Saw quite a few of the new EV Escalade IQs in Florida, I was genuinely taken aback by the the size. See the second pic for the size comparison with the new XC60 I was driving. The Caddy blocked out the sun. Also, it weighs 4120kg 370
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This Lexus version of the Land Cruiser looks absolutely fantastic 👍 120
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I hope other people get to have such deep joy and satisfaction as I do at work, designing a custom shoulder screw and having it fit absolutely perfectly. Pure pleasure 🥰🤓 150
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I finally finished rebuilding MiL’s raised decking today. Can’t say I planned for all the 30+°C temp working (in a south facing place sheltered from wind 🥵), but very satisfied with how it’s turned out. Will add some in-build pics to the next posts. Total material costs: £4,228 130
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I wonder what Milltek’s bodykit designer does for a living? 020
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Quite telling that many who loudly jumped ship from X are back there posting again. 120
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 24/06/2026New car day is always a good day! Out with the Cupra Born, in with the VW ID.3 GTX. 321bhp, RWD, 79kWh battery and 369 mile WLTP range. Looking forward to getting to know this and seeing how different it is! (hint: probably not very 😂) 15613
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026To all the people on here crowing about how it’s not in the social media ban - you do realise that this will just become a cesspit of all the worst TikTok, Snapchat, AI bilge and all the teenagers that come with it. It’ll be unusable, then they’ll introduce paid tiers just like X. Mark my words. 200
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Yes pls. In Touring shape, In green. With these wheels. 040
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 29/05/2026<unsubscribe> <you must log into this site you haven’t used for 200 years to unsubscribe> FUCK. YOU. 020
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I’m no expert, but I’m fairly sure that’s fucked. 130
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Post a random cool car photo you took on another year, with no explanation. 170
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 26/04/2026All set up and ready for people at the Sunday Scramble! 491
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Men over 30 - READ THIS. 1. Eat more fibre. Like, a lot more. Add psyllium husks to porridge, easy peasy. 2. STOP taking your phone into the toilet when you have a dump. Seriously. Just do it, you might just avoid some utterly horrible stuff that I’ve been through and 70% of men over40 get. 490
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Hi all, would be great if you could all share this post please, want as many visitors as possible on Sunday! Thanks! 😁👍 292
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 23/04/2026@ofalafel.bsky.social I’m sure you know already, but looks like your X account has been hacked. Many have been done in the same way recently… 😡 120
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Hey that’s a nice Rolls Spec…..HOLY LIVING FUCK WHAT IS THAT INTERIOR?!?! 581
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 03/03/2026These are comfortably the shittiest wheels I’ve seen this decade. 440
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Chuffed to get a write up in Autocar for the Alpine A290 cup holder I designed! 😁👍 1160
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 09/02/2026So after 28,000 miles in our old leased ForTwo EQ, my wife settled on wanting another as it’s the perfect car for her. Wanted the LED lights as the std ones are terrible, but not leather seats. So that only leaves the Brabus! And you know what, I think it looks bloody brilliant 😁👍 ‘71, 8k, £10.5k 010
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Progress is being made. Being 50 next year means doing this is not just important, but a whole lot more difficult! Protein, creatine and hard work. Boring eh? 😂 030
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 02/02/2026The rear door opening of the new Jag. What the actual fuck. Dear JLR - humans are not that small.🤦♂️ 13303
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Whelp, after working freelance for a company for 17yrs, and said company being bought out and systematically getting rid of anyone who had been there a long time, it was my turn today. Short sighted bellends really are going to fuck themselves. Oh well. 340
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 19/01/2026UK France Belgium Germany Spain Portugal Italy Switzerland Sweden Netherlands Turkey Singapore Langkawi USA Canada India Morocco Hong Kong China 020
Reposted by Tim OldlandDaniel Bevis @denialvibes.bsky.social · 15/01/2026AI is for lazy thickos. Do some fucking work and create something new. 5286
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 06/01/2026“Hurr durr look at me I’m a fat depressed hooman sitting on the sofa watching Emmerdale” 030
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 03/01/2026What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of? 420
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.media.tenor.coma man is standing in front of a sign that says this is audreyALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says this is audrey 220
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Here it is - the Encor Design Series 1. An Esprit V8 stripped back to its essentials, 3.5 litre twin turbo V8 rebuilt to 400hp/475Nm, gearbox rebuilt and strengthened. An utterly gorgeous carbon fibre body is used, styled like the original Giugiaro concept car, to enable a sub-1200kg weight 3254
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 02/12/2025It’s very important that we note that Geraldine didn’t like it when people called him Geraldine. Geraldine thought it was petty and small minded. Sorry Geraldine, we will make sure we don’t mention Geraldine during this difficult time. Geraldine. Geraldine. 250
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned 1994 Mazdaspeed RX-7 Type-R/S A-Spec 2005 Ford Focus ST170 2003 Renaultsport Clio 172 2004 MG TF160 2021 Skoda Octavia vRS 100
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Ohhh noooooo Waymo - blocking an intersection near you in London soon! 🤦🏼♂️ 120
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Just me that noticed the Jag XFR-S in the background? 😁 130
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Tim’s Monday Motivation: If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕 000
Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Well isn’t that just utter perfection? Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes. collectingcars.com/for-sale/200... 2192