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Tim Oldland

@timoldland.bsky.social
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Owner of Bespoke Chargers. Design engineer specialising the field of EV infrastructure and also write about cars. “Pompous windbag”

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Was stuck in traffic on the A13 earlier, so here’s a delightfully patina’d Ford sign on one of their Dagenham buildings. <message ends>
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is truly one of the most disgusting things I've read in my lifetime. But the replies to this have got me actually crying with laughter 😂
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What - and I cannot stress this highly enough - THE FUCK.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Covers all the bases I think …
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@joehallenbeck.bsky.social Saw a new Statham I hadn’t seen last night. It Stathamed quite hard. There was much Stathaming, as expected. Enjoyable Stathamness. I give it 7.5 Stathams out of 10. Statham.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mate has just taken his GTV for a service and MOT and has absolutely won the loan car lottery. Panda 4x4 with mudders, lift kit and winch. Coolest car EVER.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Saw quite a few of the new EV Escalade IQs in Florida, I was genuinely taken aback by the the size. See the second pic for the size comparison with the new XC60 I was driving. The Caddy blocked out the sun. Also, it weighs 4120kg 🫪
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bum juice anyone?
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
MAXIMUM FLORIDA
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This Lexus version of the Land Cruiser looks absolutely fantastic 👍
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I hope other people get to have such deep joy and satisfaction as I do at work, designing a custom shoulder screw and having it fit absolutely perfectly. Pure pleasure 🥰🤓
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I finally finished rebuilding MiL’s raised decking today. Can’t say I planned for all the 30+°C temp working (in a south facing place sheltered from wind 🥵), but very satisfied with how it’s turned out. Will add some in-build pics to the next posts. Total material costs: £4,228
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I wonder what Milltek’s bodykit designer does for a living?
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Quite telling that many who loudly jumped ship from X are back there posting again.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
New car day is always a good day! Out with the Cupra Born, in with the VW ID.3 GTX. 321bhp, RWD, 79kWh battery and 369 mile WLTP range. Looking forward to getting to know this and seeing how different it is! (hint: probably not very 😂)
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
To all the people on here crowing about how it’s not in the social media ban - you do realise that this will just become a cesspit of all the worst TikTok, Snapchat, AI bilge and all the teenagers that come with it. It’ll be unusable, then they’ll introduce paid tiers just like X. Mark my words.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Yes pls. In Touring shape, In green. With these wheels.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
*snigger*
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
<unsubscribe> <you must log into this site you haven’t used for 200 years to unsubscribe> FUCK. YOU.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’m no expert, but I’m fairly sure that’s fucked.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Post a random cool car photo you took on another year, with no explanation.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
All set up and ready for people at the Sunday Scramble!
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Men over 30 - READ THIS. 1. Eat more fibre. Like, a lot more. Add psyllium husks to porridge, easy peasy. 2. STOP taking your phone into the toilet when you have a dump. Seriously. Just do it, you might just avoid some utterly horrible stuff that I’ve been through and 70% of men over40 get.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hi all, would be great if you could all share this post please, want as many visitors as possible on Sunday! Thanks! 😁👍
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Just the sweetest ginger boy 😻
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@ofalafel.bsky.social I’m sure you know already, but looks like your X account has been hacked. Many have been done in the same way recently… 😡
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@jonbradbury.com As per my DM - this.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Hey that’s a nice Rolls Spec…..HOLY LIVING FUCK WHAT IS THAT INTERIOR?!?!
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
These are comfortably the shittiest wheels I’ve seen this decade.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Rare but nobody cares spot!
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Chuffed to get a write up in Autocar for the Alpine A290 cup holder I designed! 😁👍
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
So after 28,000 miles in our old leased ForTwo EQ, my wife settled on wanting another as it’s the perfect car for her. Wanted the LED lights as the std ones are terrible, but not leather seats. So that only leaves the Brabus! And you know what, I think it looks bloody brilliant 😁👍 ‘71, 8k, £10.5k
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Progress is being made. Being 50 next year means doing this is not just important, but a whole lot more difficult! Protein, creatine and hard work. Boring eh? 😂
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The rear door opening of the new Jag. What the actual fuck. Dear JLR - humans are not that small.🤦‍♂️
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Whelp, after working freelance for a company for 17yrs, and said company being bought out and systematically getting rid of anyone who had been there a long time, it was my turn today. Short sighted bellends really are going to fuck themselves. Oh well.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
UK France Belgium Germany Spain Portugal Italy Switzerland Sweden Netherlands Turkey Singapore Langkawi USA Canada India Morocco Hong Kong China
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Daniel Bevis @denialvibes.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
AI is for lazy thickos. Do some fucking work and create something new.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
“Hurr durr look at me I’m a fat depressed hooman sitting on the sofa watching Emmerdale”
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Finally I got one published!
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Make a Bond movie casual: Dr Maybe
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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a man is standing in front of a sign that says this is audrey
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says this is audrey
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
A walkaround of the Encor Series 1.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Here it is - the Encor Design Series 1. An Esprit V8 stripped back to its essentials, 3.5 litre twin turbo V8 rebuilt to 400hp/475Nm, gearbox rebuilt and strengthened. An utterly gorgeous carbon fibre body is used, styled like the original Giugiaro concept car, to enable a sub-1200kg weight
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It’s very important that we note that Geraldine didn’t like it when people called him Geraldine. Geraldine thought it was petty and small minded. Sorry Geraldine, we will make sure we don’t mention Geraldine during this difficult time. Geraldine. Geraldine.
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned 1994 Mazdaspeed RX-7 Type-R/S A-Spec 2005 Ford Focus ST170 2003 Renaultsport Clio 172 2004 MG TF160 2021 Skoda Octavia vRS
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Ohhh noooooo Waymo - blocking an intersection near you in London soon! 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Just me that noticed the Jag XFR-S in the background? 😁
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Tim’s Monday Motivation: If feeling crap about your gym progress, invest in good lighting 🖕😁🖕
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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Well isn’t that just utter perfection? Lovely blue, tan interior, Busso V6, estate, manual, low miles. Yes. collectingcars.com/for-sale/200...
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