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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 9h

I wish I could say I’m appalled and it surprises me to see him post that, but well, here we are in 2026….

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 10h

😬 No problem. When you get to a better place let me know and I’ll get something sorted 🤘

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 21h

Or just lose weight, if only there were other benefits…. 🙄

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 21h

Hey Ash, I’m so sorry to hear this, it fucking sucks ass. If you feel you’d be up for it, I’d like to arrange to take you for a ride in something outrageous like a Revuelto or similar. Not sure if you’ve been in a big V12 supercar before but if you want to let me know and I’ll make it happen

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I find it incredible how people get so wound up by Huel (evident in the replies here). Nobody is forcing you to drink it, and it can be a very good meal sub if working out and trying to lose weight. If you don’t like it - ignore it existing.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

He’s the absolute best. Even more so when I realised Ron Swanson isn’t even a character, it’s just Nick 😁👍

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It annoys me more that it looks like it says SL, not SV

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ha that’s remarkably similar with the central spine actually 😂

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Clear as day that the Type-01 was designed to be a 2dr from the start and changed later on. Both front AND rear ingress horribly compromised. Look at where the b-pillar sits in relation to the drivers seat! I love the design but they’ve utterly fucked it making it a 4dr.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It can never be a draw because the Caddy is actually usable as a car. Check out the ingress on the Jag:

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

From memory that divider is all real wood and leather.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is a bloody good metaphor. I'm stealing it, conveniently.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Once again, farting should not result in dirty pants, if you have healthy bowels. Eat more fucking fibre you dirty cunts.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Another Fess, another man whose life would be improved immeasurably by simply EATING MORE FIBRE FFS

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I mean I was born there, so it’s got that going for it.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I would say there’s a difference between the account being anonymous and the profile being anonymous. Feel free to have a made up name and picture, but you have to have verified ID to create the account. That way everything is traceable. It’s the only way it’ll stop.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nice to see a tweet of mine from 5yrs ago is still doing the rounds…

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Men (it’s always men) - two tips: 1. Eat more fibre. At least 30g per day for an adult. I guarantee your arse will get better. 2. STOP taking your bloody phone into the toilet. In, shit, out. The above will help with this.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I met Hannah a couple of years ago at an engineering design show she was judging. I’m a certified gingophile anyway, but to say I fangirled would be an understatement. She’s an absolutely bloody lovely person, very funny and every bit as sharp as you see online.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sony had that covered in 2000.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bonnie Bluey is Bluey for adults.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bloody hell I wish it was. ‘91-94 the absolute best music came out.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I really like the front end of the i3 and new 3er. The rear is much less successful, i'm hoping the Touring will fix that and it'll absolutely be my next car. The 40 with 440 miles range is more than adequate, though I'd still be tempted by the sheer silliness of a 560 mile 50 model.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yesterday was lovely, 26°C in Greenwich and went for a nice walk at lunch in shorts and t-shirt. Still 22 in Brentwood today, toasty.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Then don’t reply with patronising shit.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If he honestly believes that, then everything he’s ever written instantly becomes null and void.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And? That has nothing to do with my point you patronising bellend. So he took the feedback and went with it. The point being, they can adapt to feedback mid-season back then. Now they're generally filmed ahead.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is because at that time shows only shot about half a season before it started airing on tv. So people started watching and said 'haha we love David's silly faces' and the writers went 'right lets make him do that all the time' so it changed and went OTT after.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dear lord that must’ve been interesting. Though I’m guessing the Lexus would’ve required a second mortgage for the same trip at current fuel prices…

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's called convenience and it's keeping you in a job you fucking moron.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good lord man, that's quite a trek. A 'Murican would knock that out in one hit of course. What were you driving?

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Whoa! That’s our old Smart! Sold it 5yrs ago.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have it on very good authority that the hair is a wig attached to the hat and Slash very much enjoys his anonymity when not wearing it.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If the toilet doesn’t have any doors to touch on the way in/out and I’m not interacting with anything else there (like a motorway services) I don’t wash hands after a piss. Firstly, I don’t piss all over my hands. Secondly, I know my cock is cleaner than every possible thing I could touch in there.

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Tim Oldland @timoldland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026