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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Hunt’s what, @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?? 🤣
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know, right?
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In completely unrelated news, here is a copy of Mein Kampf that I have (my wife studied history)
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen to her describing it earlier. Talking about invaders and dreaming about deportations and describing her book by using the words “my struggle”.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A prominent UK politician went on radio today and talked about her book detailing “my struggle” whilst also demonising “foreign invaders” and dreaming of deportations. In a totally unrelated topic, I actually have an original copy of Mein Kampf at home (my wife studied history at uni).
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Given what she was talking about (invasion of foreigners, etc) my brain went straight to the German translation of “my struggle”.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Literally those exact words, whilst also talking about foreign invasion and deporting people. 😬
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was drawing more a parallel about someone else who wrote a book about his struggles, given that Braveman said this the middle of banging on about “foreign invasion” and having dreams about deporting people.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really hope @mrjamesob.bsky.social is listening to the Nick Ferrari interview with Suella Braveman where she said she was writing a book about “my struggle”.
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Steve Carell as Michael Scott's Awkward Face
ALT: Steve Carell as Michael Scott's Awkward Face
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m looking forward to the Wealdstone Raider giving it large to Haaland when Citeh get relagated to non league football.
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Man with Beer Asks 'You Want Some?'
ALT: Man with Beer Asks 'You Want Some?'
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t agree with you that it’s as close as a rounding error, but it’s a large enough minority that I have taught my daughters to look after themselves. My biggest issue with the statement is that if you are brainwashed into thinking that literally all men are rapists, you will live a lonely life.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was probably the best conference speech I’ve heard in ages. Seemed genuine, down to earth and a real plan for growth that will see the gain retained by the public (and public sector) rather than private companies. And even as an “evil landlord” I welcome the crackdown on shitty property.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Clap Slowclap Reaction
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social the Burnham Optimism Barometer is going to tick up after this speech.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Narrator was my wife who knows with utter certainty that her husband, son, father and brothers would not only never harm a single hair on a woman’s head, but would all step in to protect any woman they saw at risk of or actually being abused.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They proved that they were scum and should be punished according
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Narrator: “it’s not”
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It really isn’t.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
b) would 100% report them. I’ve also never stumbled across them because a) I didn’t even know they existed and b) and never gone looking for one. So no. If absolutely is not all men. And saying that it is, quite frankly, ridiculous and counter productive.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Personally, I have never been invited to a rape telegram. Nor have I searched one out. If I became aware of the existence of one, I would notify the police immediately. I’m going to hazard a guess that I’ve never been invited to one because people probably realise that I’m a) not a rapist and
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Makes me feel a bit less of a man for renting a powerboat a few weeks ago in the Med to take the fam to hard to reach places for purely pleasure.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you 🙏
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That is class. I should use my power bot licence ti skipper such boats
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah. A very worrying time, but god bless the NHS. They were awesome.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I now know WAY more about meningitis that I did 36 hours ago. Thankfully eldest was discharged with viral, rather than the deadly bacterial, meningitis earlier this evening. All brought on with a holy cluster fuck of Covid, the flu and rhinovirus all the same time. 🤧
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
. @mrjamesob.bsky.social it’s a long listen, but well worth it to understand the historic relationship between Wales and England. If you have time, I implore you listen to it all. The listening is made easier by the fact the lecture is delivered by Michael Sheen. m.youtube.com/watch?v=bbVd...
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Annual Raymond Williams Memorial Lecture 2017 | Michael Sheen
YouTube video by Learning and Work Institute Wales
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The first two are incredible, but the third surely deserved an OBE or a knighthood or something
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Outside of the Bluesky echo chamber, this new cabinet (Milliband aside) is being responded to reasonably positively.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Healy to No.11. Didn’t see that one coming
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A comment I saw elsewhere…. He is the zestiest “alpha male” ever.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We can discuss the tactics of the loss until the cows come home. The canvas they dragged around was shameful.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
That is the only reasonable, human response. I’ve seen vile “rejoicing” and “politicising” on both sides. They are both contemptible.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My response to one of those far right cunts who is trying to turn this into a political stunt “She was a hateful, treasonous witch. But her untimely death is shocking and wrong. If her murder was anyway link to politics, then the full might of the law should descend on the scum that murdered her.”
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’s very oppressive and we’re just not kitted out for this prolonged heat/humidity in the UK. I’ll be sleeping with a damp flannel tonight to try and aid the evaporation. I hope you manage to find a way to get comfortable.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My father in law is an Old Radleian. One of the loveliest and generous man I have ever had the pleasure to know and love. He thinks Lowe is a cunt. (I’ve embellished his words a bit).
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
For me, it’s if I need a summary for a board or executive. And we only have a closed system (as far as you can trust Microsoft).
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As long as they have read the document first and read the summary and agree with the output, that’s fine. I use copilot to summarise documents I’ve written quite often. Some people forget that it’s a copilot and not the captain. That’s when things go wrong.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A cuntery of clowns.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#BindependenceDay
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The odds have shortened since I placed this. It would be the funniest thing in the history of politics if it happened
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’ve had a fiver on binface. Amazingly the odds are only 6:1
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I see the ultimate divorced dad, Lozza Fox, is also standing, which has just improved the chances of Count Binface winning. I would laugh my cock off. Please let it be so.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thanks Nigel, you CUNT. Madrid airport. The EU citizen queue was non existent.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
False. Everything north of Banbury Cross is THE NORTH. Everything south of is the green and pleasant South. Thai includes Wales if you draw a line along the exact same latitude (although Hereford should be carved out as its own weird place full of inbreds).
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
How about a 90s one? C•U•N•T•S
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Farage’s boy took one hell of a beating.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*cranially
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
but on the other hand, in the age of social media, he’ll probably clip up the bits of him ranting about “protectin are gurls” and his craniallu challenged boot licking herd will lap it up.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We’ve all been told to go home now to avoid the expected trouble that will come to Oxford because of Ickle Tommy Ten Names and his band of merry gammons. I’m torn on this. On the one hand rabble rousers like the vertically challenged key sniffer should subject to humiliating public dressing down
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