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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 21h

I really hope @mrjamesob.bsky.social is listening to the Nick Ferrari interview with Suella Braveman where she said she was writing a book about “my struggle”.

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Steve Carell as Michael Scott's Awkward Face

ALT: Steve Carell as Michael Scott's Awkward Face

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@mrjamesob.bsky.social the Burnham Optimism Barometer is going to tick up after this speech.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I now know WAY more about meningitis that I did 36 hours ago. Thankfully eldest was discharged with viral, rather than the deadly bacterial, meningitis earlier this evening. All brought on with a holy cluster fuck of Covid, the flu and rhinovirus all the same time. 🤧

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

. @mrjamesob.bsky.social it’s a long listen, but well worth it to understand the historic relationship between Wales and England. If you have time, I implore you listen to it all. The listening is made easier by the fact the lecture is delivered by Michael Sheen. m.youtube.com/watch?v=bbVd...

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Annual Raymond Williams Memorial Lecture 2017 | Michael Sheen

YouTube video by Learning and Work Institute Wales

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Outside of the Bluesky echo chamber, this new cabinet (Milliband aside) is being responded to reasonably positively.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Healy to No.11. Didn’t see that one coming

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Thanks Nigel, you CUNT. Madrid airport. The EU citizen queue was non existent.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

We’ve all been told to go home now to avoid the expected trouble that will come to Oxford because of Ickle Tommy Ten Names and his band of merry gammons. I’m torn on this. On the one hand rabble rousers like the vertically challenged key sniffer should subject to humiliating public dressing down

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Having to wear the cursed tie again. Second time this week.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Just realised I have 6 more times of getting up and having breakfast with one of my children before they go to school 😭😭😭

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I appear to have upset politically illiterate BlueSky

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Caroline is spot on here. But some of the comments are like the like the puritanical, childish, GCSE politics student thinking we saw with Magic Grandpa that led to a Johnson government.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Wes, you silly cunt. I said “DON’T” be a cunt, not “DO” be a cunt.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Dear Wes, please don’t be a cunt. Yours, Sensible people who don’t want chaos.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Well, I hope Catherine West, whoever the fuck she actually is, is pleased with the deal financial pain she has caused the entire UK with higher interest rate and borrowing costs as a result of her wanting 15 seconds of fame.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Breaking news. Forgot my trainers for the gym, and have opted for no shoes, rather than leather work shoes as the safer play.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

@mrjamesob.bsky.social pertinent to your current conversation, I’ve recently discovered a new band who have written a beautiful but sad song about losing a loved one to addiction. It’s called “au pays du cocaine” by Geese. Give it a listen.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Interesting flight path for this Abu Dhabi to Cairo, which should be west north west. Not due north directly into Iran, followed by a quick 180, then what appears to be evasive manoeuvres before hot footing it back to Ab Dab to be held in a stack 🤔

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

As of today, all of my children are now adults. How did that happen???

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hello, I’m a patch of sheet ice that I hit at approximately 70mph on a black slope in Zell am See when I was 14 (with no helmet on). My bindings froze solid and I ended up in the krankenhaus for weeks with multiple fractures. I still ski.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I have logged off and will be having my first break of longer than 4 days this calendar year.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I’m not a violent man, but all I want for Christmas is to wake up tomorrow and see that Jake Paul has been sparked the fuck out inside 30 seconds. It’s not too much to ask, is it?

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

. @mrjamesob.bsky.social how’s this for an unhinged headline. Look at when they said Labour came into power. www.facebook.com/share/17SVZF...

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Agreeing the heads of terms for a £37m solar farm at 9am. Feels like progress, at least locally to me.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

. @mrjamesob.bsky.social how dare you besmirch the character of those that don the “quarter zip”. It’s the perfect smart casual jumper. It shows off your shirt under ear without being uncomfortably tight around the neck.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

The fun of my job. Someone was supposed to repay us £5m yesterday. They paid it, but not to us. We went £5m overdrawn as a result. They’re now trying to work out who the hell they paid £5m to, get it back from them, then give it to us.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Walking out of my daughter’s flat in Madrid to go and catch a flight home, having just settled her in her new home for a year feels very weird!

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Well the @radiohead.wastehq.social ticketing site absolutely fucking sucks. In the queue then when I got to the purchasing part it’s blocked me. Exactly the same thing happened to others I know too. And it’s nothing to do with my iPhone settings. Absolute bullshit.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

One of my nephews got a 4 A*s, which whilst incredible, and I’m massively proud of him, he’s basically shat on everyone else’s A level performances for the rest of eternity.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

When you’re sitting down having a quiet beer and then your mate’s dog appears

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

@mrjamesob.bsky.social “If you’re in a hotel”……. The mind boggles. Who cleared this for posting? If you happen to be in a hotel somewhere and you also happen to deliver stuff, DEPORTATION FOR YOU! www.facebook.com/share/p/1LYg... (Screenshot before they delete it)

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

A nice contrast for @mrjamesob.bsky.social to open with tomorrow morning!

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Wearing flip flops all day and forgot to pack trainers for the gym 🤦‍♂️

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

One of the reasons I love my village….. daughter back from uni is working at the pub. I was there for a pint and it was rammed so jumped behind the bar to help. On the way back, I popped into the community pub for a pint. Saw a massive queue so went to help for 2 mins. Got away an hour later 🤣

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I had a dream last night that Farage was coming to dinner and to stay at my house (actually the house I grew up in, in Swansea for some reason) and he had pre ordered 20 assault rifles that were made of plastic for me and him to have a duel (presumably to the death) with.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

People who leave their bag on a seat on a train that is absolutely packed, with 100s of people standing, should be banned from sitting on a train for the rest of their lives.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

You're going to hear (or may have already heard) a lot of nonsense about the Local Government Pension Scheme (LGPS), so here's a thread to clear it up, and give you the actual facts. Farage, since taking over a few councils, seems to have set his sights on LGPS.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Re profiling this to put Durham to the top. Craftywank has been installed as the deputy leader and cabinet member for finance.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Anyone else’s Threads/Insta filled with right wing bilge?

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

My money will be on Nottingham first. Possibly Durham second, though I think the latter may do something more stupid like act ultra vires.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Well that was a thrilling (genuinely as I’m a political nerd) day on the count control team. So interesting to see how Reform affected the vote. Locally, it allowed LD or Labour candidates in, which was against the national trend. Quite often at the expense of genuinely hard working Tories.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Done my bit. If nothing else I cancelled out the bloke who came after me who I guarantee would have voted reform.

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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Well that was a brutal evening for my lad. Part of the top 300 (out of 37,000 none PGMOL) refs in England, competing with each other for 220 slots. Won’t find out if he’s in or out until end of May.

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