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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Hunt’s what, @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?? 🤣
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In completely unrelated news, here is a copy of Mein Kampf that I have (my wife studied history)
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen to her describing it earlier. Talking about invaders and dreaming about deportations and describing her book by using the words “my struggle”.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#BindependenceDay
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The odds have shortened since I placed this. It would be the funniest thing in the history of politics if it happened
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thanks Nigel, you CUNT. Madrid airport. The EU citizen queue was non existent.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Having to wear the cursed tie again. Second time this week.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
lol
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Careful that the thirteenth Duke isn’t there. I hear he’s a bit of a cad.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Breaking news. Forgot my trainers for the gym, and have opted for no shoes, rather than leather work shoes as the safer play.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Interesting flight path for this Abu Dhabi to Cairo, which should be west north west. Not due north directly into Iran, followed by a quick 180, then what appears to be evasive manoeuvres before hot footing it back to Ab Dab to be held in a stack 🤔
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
£10k to them for their “wealth creator” course. They even encourage people to load the £10k ont a credit card. Absolute scamming charlatans. Here’s Rob though, for the LOLs
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Also, the cash out on this is now above what I put on, and triple where it was yesterday
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
. @mrjamesob.bsky.social how’s this for an unhinged headline. Look at when they said Labour came into power. www.facebook.com/share/17SVZF...
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
When you’re sitting down having a quiet beer and then your mate’s dog appears
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
@mrjamesob.bsky.social “If you’re in a hotel”……. The mind boggles. Who cleared this for posting? If you happen to be in a hotel somewhere and you also happen to deliver stuff, DEPORTATION FOR YOU! www.facebook.com/share/p/1LYg... (Screenshot before they delete it)
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Wearing flip flops all day and forgot to pack trainers for the gym 🤦‍♂️
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
How’s about this rambler in my garden. It’s slightly gone over now, but will have another flush later in the summer.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
You can snorkel out to an art installation and see the sunken masks (if the water is warm enough).
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
If it’s an Asian hornets nest you must report it on the below app and get a professional to destroy it.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Send him/her this
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Done my bit. If nothing else I cancelled out the bloke who came after me who I guarantee would have voted reform.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
There’s an app called Asian Hornet Watch for reporting
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Don’t even joke about it
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I’m very nervous for the May elections. Electoral Calculus have them winning more seats than the Tories. I know the Tories local to me are VERY worried about them, and we’re not a county that is very Reformy. And you don’t even want to know what the bookes are saying for next PM …..
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Well this is shit
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Fuck me. Paddy Power are showing similar odds.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Oddly, it works if you use poor grammar.
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This is not what “scranning makes you sweat” means, though
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Amazing
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Nous sommes arrivés
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Off to the best place in the world
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A visual representation of what we saw last night
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timmycb5.bsky.social @timmycb5.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Off to Mordor. I will, of course, be donning the St Andrew’s Cross.
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