Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I specialize in simple breakfasts and lunches, so the history is a lot of scrambled eggs, cheese quesadillas, and chicken nuggets. My wife knows how to cook real meals. This clip is what it looks like when I’m creating or editing a menu. This is breakfast for tomorrow. 110
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I made an app that allows me to create a menu on my phone. My kids can then place orders on their iPad. When it’s ready, they can take a picture of the meal and leave a “tip.” Meals, pictures, and tips are stored in a meal history. I also added a recipe section and a place to rate my wife’s dinners. 160
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Instead of a war on wokeness, there needs to be a war on obnoxiously large plugs. You plug this monstrosity into a power strip and it covers 3 outlets. 150
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Got the bill for the birth of my daughter (over 6 months ago). C-section and 2 days in the maternity ward. I guess it’s not crazy considering everything the doctors and nurses have to do. Either way, I’m glad we have insurance. 140
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I cooked bacon, eggs, pancakes, and s’mores on the fire pit this morning. Perfect weather. Living in the moment, so I didn’t snap a picture until the end when I was cleaning up. 050
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Fun fact: the Army is older than the Constitution. Here’s the officer’s oath established by the Continental Congress: Journals of the Continental Congress, 1774–1789, vol. 5, at 790 (Worthington Chauncey Ford ed., 1906) www.archives.gov/research/gui... The current oath: www.army.mil/values/offic... 000
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Happy 251st Birthday, US Army! Over two and a half centuries of defeating tyrants, defending the Constitution, winning world wars, and upholding the principle that the military answers to the people. 120
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Please bear with me, but I think there’s a silver lining to this madness that no doubt causes our Founding Fathers to spin in their graves. 020
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Very excited to receive this in the mail yesterday. 040
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The Army: “Leg tucks are too hard. People will fail and have to be separated.” My 7-year-old: 110
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I’m surprised that was nearly a 20. What gets you under 10? 120
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This morning my son asked why I was eating breakfast in the bathroom. It dawned of me that maybe this is an unusual type of multitasking. I snapped a photo. On average, maybe it’s weird. At this phase of parenting, I’m thinking it’s normal. 330
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 27/04/2026This is how I try to keep the dogs off our couch. 030
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I ordered a metal pipe from Lowe’s so I could make an outdoor pull up bar. I am not kidding - this is how it was packaged and dropped at my front door. I guess they couldn’t find a properly-sized box. 030
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Also, sleep training update. Left: my daughter’s sleep last night Right: as a result, my sleep. 070
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 12/04/2026It’s a simple thing, but I think it makes a difference. I never again need to worry about overfilling my mug or leaving a coffee ring on the counter. (6/6) 010
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Today, I also got the Hario V60 Range Server (left). I got this because the bottom lip of the dripper often extends into the coffee in my cup (see lip on right). So if you set it down after brewing, you get a ring of coffee on the counter. (5/6) 100
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Differences (cont’d) The Clever has a drain valve that releases when set on the mug. The Hario has a switch on the side. The Clever comes with a lid and coaster. The Hario comes with neither. I like the lid to keep the brew hot while it steeps. Luckily, the Clever lid fits the Hario well. (4/6) 100
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 12/04/2026A few weeks ago, I bought a Hario V60 immersion dripper (left) to replace my Clever Brewer (right). They’re both immersion pour overs. And both are great. I just felt like the Hario was an upgrade I wanted. Clever: cleverbrewing.coffee/products/cle... Hario: www.hario-usa.com/products/swi... (2/6) 100
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Some coffee news. A couple months ago, my wife bought me a Niche coffee bean grinder for my birthday. Definitely in my top 5 all-time birthday gifts. (1/6) 130
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I’ve been reading Schake’s The State and the Soldier. In the introduction, she offers these two tests. We’re definitely getting tested on the first. bookshop.org/p/books/the-... 051
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Last week, we cleaned out the office fridge. Now, I’m seeing this notification. Perhaps we were foolish to throw away all that old food. 000
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Finally got around to building a miter saw bench a couple weeks ago. This takes about an hour or two. Unless you have kids. Then it takes 6 weeks. Now I need to make one for the table saw. Hopefully another six weeks. 150
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 25/03/2026In our previous house, I put a window-mounted air conditioner in the garage and it was just barely tolerable in the summer. Current house has a basement with rafters just high enough to accommodate the squat cage. Never goes above 75° in the summer or below 65° in the winter. And no pollen. 000
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 11/03/2026images-us.bookshop.org/ingram/97801... bookshop.org/p/books/the-... 142
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Serious multitasking today, changing my saw blade while cooking lunch, while my daughter naps. 100
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 10/02/2026These two nails on the stairwell randomly popped up. Two other nails on the step below it are also starting to pop up. What causes this? This house was built 8 years ago. Why now? The photos are of the same two nails, each photo under different lighting. 420
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I also maintain an analog capability, if necessary. 150
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Upgraded my dripper to the Hario Immersion Dripper Switch (360mL). And my wife bought me a Niche grinder for my birthday. We are not messing around. 260
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 02/02/2026🍺 “I stood here tonight and I made fun of the president of the United States, and I'm going to be fine. I am going to be fine, right?” 030
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 06/01/2026We’re classing it up, putting our creatine in a ceramic jar instead of in the plastic tub it ships in. 030
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I made a fire pit this week. It might be larger than necessary. I used 45 retaining wall blocks. Footprint: 48” diameter. Inside diameter on top: 30”. Height: 16”. To ensure air flow, the bottom layer has about an inch between each block. Wood is stacked 4” off the ground on a 22” grate. 4150
Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Not to take away from the achievement of your magnatile rocket ship, but check out this magnatile marble run and race track combo. 0131