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Tim in Des Moines

@timindesmoines.bsky.social
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Cat dad. Better-halfed by @goddesshanna.bsky.social #Cubsin4. Wilds. Steelers. Cyclones. Tired. FDJT✊ Avatar from The Oatmeal, banner by me

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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don’t remember having this as a kid but this flashlight light saber thing was in my box of stuff from home. Biz approves and he wants to get it
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If you know who these characters are, it's time to consider scheduling a colonoscopy
Cartoon characters from the late 1980s
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me and my frendo while the other two wrassle on the other half of the couch
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Arrested loser wears the same clothes as Blanche Devereaux
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
She angy that I “made” her move by existing in the same space as her
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#beanz
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I love it when the frens sit like this and look out the back window
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Double crunchy box action
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Doin a concern because there were people outside talking and walking by
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A cat intently looking off in the distance
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Here are a couple more that @goddesshanna.bsky.social took
A cat sleeps among stuffed animalsA cat sleeping among stuffed animals. One paw is resting on a stuffed binicorn. A back paw is raised up in the air.
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Zedo is a big fan of chin scrimches
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Confy
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The urge to get that belly is not as strong as my wanting not to use bandaids today
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Besides being dapper all the time, Zedo appreciated the piece of beef tongue I gave him earlier
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Biz doin a snooze while still being present
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Biz got spooky and started doing this to his fleece. Now he’s doing laps on it…
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It should be illegal to be this cute
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Billy Mays would be so proud
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Caturday confies
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This an incredible pause face
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
#zonk
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Mister Man was acting crazy so I put on some Cat TV and he is /rapt/
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Brudder cuddle
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Confy but there are birbs about
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Ever feel like someone is watching you?
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Mr Man was being screwy so I wedged him between me and the couch to give him a lil squeeze. Calmed right down
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Book bag on the floor is a certified kitty trap. It usually catches a Biz but this time it caught a Luna
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
henlo
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Hashtag nestled
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Lap time
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
After being screwy and then chasing that damned laser pointer for a few minutes, Biz put himself away for future use
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
My fren is supervising mom while she makes soup
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hair and beard update (long)
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This guy again?
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
ClingerBot 5000 was mad I went to the hockey game for four hours
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Crossed paws = comforts #caturday
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Hanna was gone barely 90 minutes and this is how Luna is now
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I hope the person at ESPN who decided this needed to be a push notification never has a restful night of sleep for the next two months
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social watching nascar
race car upside down on the track
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Scuse me, am profeshonal cheez tester
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Doin a study on birbs and squirrels
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Im thinkin about thos beans
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I could never be the comfy
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Doin a zonk
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Someone had some teefers pulled this morning and is loopy on gabapentin now
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Crunchy man in a Chewy box
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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Enjoy some Biz-cuits
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