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Jake

@timidsteps.com
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"I was a victim of a series of accidents." formerly Marky Marx.

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Jake @timidsteps.com · 29/07/2026
I'm kind of surprised we don't have a reboot of Good Troop, where Max is a dad and Goofy a grandfather.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 06/07/2026
I'm unfortunately participating in steam refund policy discourse on reddit.
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WSDOT @wsdot.wa.gov · 15/06/2026
WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.
A hot mess of colorful scribbles all over a map of Washington, featuring doodles of iconic Washington features like mountains, orcas, ferries, cherries, onions, and other produce. The map emphasizes the busyness of the Seattle area, I-5, I-90, US 2, and the U.S./Canada border during the World Cup games.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 11/06/2026
Me getting excited about group chats and then realizing all my friends stopped using this app.
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Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Jumps
ALT: Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Jumps
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 11/06/2026
@npr.org please add me to a group chat so my wife will be proud of me.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 07/06/2026
Paper straws are a psyop to make people hate environmentalism.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 27/05/2026
I guess every sketch comedy YouTuber is making a critically acclaimed horror film now?
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 15/05/2026
Rich people be like don't tax me bro, and then they give all of their money to culty churches.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 10/05/2026
The funniest/saddest thing about Slay The Spire 2 getting review bombed because of Anita Sarkeesian, is that everyone review bombing is complaining about activism when they themselves are being activists and making the game "political" with their current acts.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 10/05/2026
Maybe getting a notification every time someone blocks me is not the best idea.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 25/04/2026
Help! All my hype rations gone.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 13/04/2026
The Jubilee YouTube channel has done irreparable damage to our society.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 31/03/2026
This escalated very quickly
Now playing section of Tidal

Currently playing
Medicine for horses by Viagra Boys 

Next up from: Medicine for Horses
Two horses by Black Country, New Road
100 horses By Geese
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 30/03/2026
The filler vs non filler argument for invincible season 4 EP 4 is really dumb because it's people using different definitions for a word and arguing about it. Which I guess is just the internet in general.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 12/03/2026
The OCD subreddit is very funny because they have a no reassurance rule, so all anyone can really say to each other is seek therapy.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 23/02/2026
Never kill yourself (Are people still making these posts)
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 24/01/2026
I'm so addicted to Deadlock
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 15/01/2026
Is that a threat?
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 14/01/2026
Failing at my job after staying up until 2am playing Factorio.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 04/01/2026
He's going to want a glass of milk
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 03/01/2026
I believe it
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
it’s so funny how republicans become the fashion police when the opposition is in power
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 28/12/2025
Is Geese going to be one of those bands that everyone hates in 10 years, or thinks is overrated?
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 23/12/2025
I love Jeff Geerlings videos but watching them makes me realize how annoying I must be.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 22/12/2025
Beating a dead horse, but this is just so far from okay.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 21/12/2025
I was blocked by a fellow PI alumnus for no reason.
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Summer (MMO Fallout) 🏳️‍⚧️ @mmofallout.com · 16/12/2025
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 12/12/2025
Someone blocked me for this post.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 12/12/2025
I refuse to believe E33 is as good as everyone says it is. I'm being truman show gaslit.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 11/12/2025
Looks like I may be starting esketamine treatment soon.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 10/12/2025
I have rebranded. Marky Marx just does not resonate with me anymore.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 09/12/2025
Why does kill tony look like that?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Between Bongino and Bovino we need to start investigating specific collections of letters to see if the combinations are somehow poisonous
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 12/11/2025
Guy who is so conservative he refuses to listen to prog rock.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 12/11/2025
There is an epidemic of TV shows being renewed too late to keep my interest in future seasons.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 05/11/2025
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The thing I’ve learned is that right wing voters are basically always consciously lying to you about their motivations, beliefs, and sometimes even actions.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 29/10/2025
I couldn't be a politician, because I'd get caught in the lie that my cousins kids call me uncle.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 23/10/2025
I think it's time to drop the marky Marx picture and do something else.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
RIP David Foster Wallace you would have hated being alive
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 17/10/2025
Me walking around with my salt gun because there are too many flies in my house. (My neighbor has horses so this time of year is awful)
Terminator walking around an office, and an anime girl sitting under a desk crying.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 14/10/2025
We call this anti social media
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 14/10/2025
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 12/10/2025
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 11/10/2025
Me and who?
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 09/10/2025
What's great is that I find bluesky so boring to use, that I hardly know why people are currently upset about bluesky. (Not endorsing other platforms I've actually made efforts to scroll less)
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 01/10/2025
Life pro tip, use PC fans instead of box fans as they are much smaller.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 28/09/2025
I'm so excited to play Mind Diver!
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 28/09/2025
I'm boycotting Intel because I'm not a fan of the government.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 26/09/2025
No offense to Noah Kahan, but seeing his name bigger than Modest Mouse triggers me a bit.
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