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Jake

@timidsteps.com
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"I was a victim of a series of accidents." formerly Marky Marx.

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Jake @timidsteps.com · 25/04/2026
Help! All my hype rations gone.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 31/03/2026
This escalated very quickly
Now playing section of Tidal

Currently playing
Medicine for horses by Viagra Boys 

Next up from: Medicine for Horses
Two horses by Black Country, New Road
100 horses By Geese
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 23/02/2026
Never kill yourself (Are people still making these posts)
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 15/01/2026
Is that a threat?
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 08/01/2026
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 22/12/2025
Beating a dead horse, but this is just so far from okay.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 02/12/2025
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 05/11/2025
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 17/10/2025
Me walking around with my salt gun because there are too many flies in my house. (My neighbor has horses so this time of year is awful)
Terminator walking around an office, and an anime girl sitting under a desk crying.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 14/10/2025
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 12/10/2025
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 11/10/2025
Me and who?
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 01/10/2025
Life pro tip, use PC fans instead of box fans as they are much smaller.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 26/09/2025
Me Everytime I see a post from Trump.
K pop demon hunters hot dog scene, but it's replaced with a gun.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 13/09/2025
Me and who?
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 14/06/2025
How my spicy potato taco from taco bell look at me
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 25/04/2025
Lyrics to the hidden track on Built To Spill's album There's Nothing Wrong With Love:

[Phil Ek]

Phil Ek here, with a preview of the next Built to Spill record

[Song 1]

KICK YOU IN THE HEAD AND THEN I'LL KICK YOU IN THE HEAD AND THEN I'LL KICK YOU IN THE HEAD AND THEN I'LL KICK YOU IN THE HEAD
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 19/04/2025
Laughing like a buffoon while reading this to my kid.
A children's book with the passage:

Where do garbage trucks sleep when they're done collecting trash? Do their dads sniff their load and say, "Pee-yew-time to take a bath"?
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 10/04/2025
@autotwitch.bsky.social Just want to say I love your music, and I'm curious what happened with this single you released last year, I can't find it anywhere. Is it being used in a project?
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 05/04/2025
Please excuse my messy desk, but this is how I have my fingers while typing.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 01/01/2025
When you can't mute the ad at the gas pump.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 23/12/2024
Me and who?
A man and woman sitting on a couch with 3 cats and a kid. The man and woman are playing video games on steam decks.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 02/12/2024
Describe my music taste.
Tidal's your favorite artists page. The list is:
Fucked Up
Billy Woods
Nilüfer Yanya
Kenny Segal
Clairo
Owen
Foxing
Kendrick Lamar
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 23/11/2024
The current streaming era is so bad for us album heads. It's impossible to scroll through my albums in a way that is actually nice to look at. The best option is YouTube music which looks like this, but I think YouTube is inferior to Tidal/Spotify in every other way.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 23/11/2024
Forgot I was doing this. The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just posters... (and in no particular order.) Day 2/20
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 22/11/2024
Goonsesh movie night
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 21/11/2024
@hbomberguy.bsky.social do I get a prize for this?
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 21/11/2024
The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just posters... (and in no particular order.) ACTION! Day 1/20
Poster for the Hal Ashby film Harold and Maude.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 19/11/2024
Rap lyrics from the song The Story of Adidon by Pusha T:

A baby's involved, it's deeper than rap We talkin' character, let me keep with the facts You are hiding a child, let that boy come home
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 19/11/2024
Have you read White Noise? I've always really liked this passage.
Passage from the book White Noise: Only a catastrophe gets our attention. We want them, we depend on them. As long as they happen somewhere else. This is where California comes in. Mud slides, brush fires, coastal erosion, mass killings, et cetera. We can relax and enjoy these disasters because in our hearts we feel that California deserves whatever it gets. Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 19/11/2024
New predictit is a scam just dropped.
Post on Kalshi comments section for game of the Year market, from user Elonowesmemoney:

"For anyone who feels like they were scammed out of their money by the guy's running this betting pool, you're not alone. I lost $150 because they wouldn't let me buy any Metaphor: Refantazio contracts, and I was told by the guy running this scam that I would be able to trade the contracts I had for Infinite Wealth for Metaphor Refantazio once that market became available."
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 15/11/2024
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 14/11/2024
You know an app is cooked when two different PDF readers are more popular.
A screenshot of the Google play stores top free apps 28 to 34.

28. Zoom Workplace
29. PDF Reader - PDF Viewer
30. PDF Reader - PDF Viewer
31. Paramount+
32. X
33. Pluto TV
34. Disney+
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 21/10/2024
With all this talk about McDonalds I'm reminded of my favorite lyric about the restaurant.
I swallowed thirty cents, said it was magic, made it disappear My momma wasn't happy about it, I was surprised that she shouted I had to shit in a bucket, I got a chicken McNugget Box of twenty with some fries and a pop I would go to the McDo' any chance I got Back before I started hoopin' and before the makin' music I was young, I wasn't dumb but I was really fuckin' stupid
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 21/10/2024
Big Forrest MacNeil energy.
Poster of Andy Daly playing the character Forrest MacNeil, in the comedy Central show, Review.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 21/10/2024
I'm still reeling at what a huge loss this is to human culture.
Tweet from IGN with a picture of Colonel Sanders. The tweet reads:
Tekken's Katsuhiro Harada revealed he tried and failed to have KFC mascot Colonel Sanders added as a guest character.

The picture reads: TEKKEN'S BOSS ASKED KFC TO LET COLONEL SANDERS BE A PLAYABLE FIGHTER IGN | VIA: THE GAMER
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 19/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #201,016!
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 10/09/2024
So much for free speech. I can't even tell a racist politician to kill themselves.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 01/09/2024
@pfrazee.com I imagine this is a low priority but I thought it was interesting that in feed the word "of" is cut off, but is there when clicking on the skeet.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 01/09/2024
Might be this little guy
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 05/08/2024
Rap lyrics that read:
Over the next few weeks we were at Menard's to doors Cleaning materials to clean stains off floors We also bought hinges and shit for the rental business Like door knobs and heavy-duty security fences She fixed the tag: L-I-E-U She said her parents were great but had a lot of things to do I started jogging picked up my energy a bit I ran into Lieu outside having a smoke or two We became friends, she helped me get overa rap She taught me how to mix paint and make the perfect black She helped me organize and helped me and father's guy She mixed at paint at Menards, I was a palace guard
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 29/07/2024
Post a movie from the year you turned 18.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 16/04/2024
Thanks Nintendo!
An email from Nintendo Switch Online with the subject line: it's time for a shower
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 06/04/2024
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 02/03/2024
@delightedbutdying.bsky.social
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 21/02/2024
@delightedbutdying.bsky.social I've been listening to this album and it's pretty interesting.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 18/01/2024
Bro that's all of them
Wired article titled "The 21 Best Shows on Apple TV+ Right Now"
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 10/01/2024
Lyrics to the song Diggin' Holes by Ugly Casanova: 

I wish that you would move to the sun Cause you're like diggin' holes in thin air And we know that can't be done

I wish that you would cheat with someone Cause you're like diggin' holes in water And we know that can't be done
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 20/12/2023
Certified Scrum Master sounds like something from Rick and Morty.
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Jake @timidsteps.com · 27/11/2023
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