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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t want george russell and kimi doing commercials. get off my regular tv. that’s not our relationship. I don’t know you like that
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
mateer keeps his helmet so loose it's already rolled off once without contact I don't know why more guys aren't doing this it's free real estate!
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thomas Pychon has never told a joke
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh haha no no I'm taking sky*glizzy* and it's doing nothing to help the colitis
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's still ok and can make sense for higher education to host college sports. It's just I used to think they should operate like university orchestra programs but now it's pretty obvious they have to operate like university hospital systems.
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
did anyone remember to give umass a flag last year?
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
do you think I could make any money off of a resist lib ai slop meme where charlie brown tells woodstock "now instead of HOMES we'll have to remember our SHAME..."
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/08/2026
Why, Timothy!
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it's always a beaker and it works on me every time
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
shiiit oooon the villa /shit on the villa tonight!
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I vote for whoever sends me the most text messages
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I liked the odyssey. it was definitely different than I expected. not too surprised the outfits and buildings weren't quite era appropriate but telemachus and athene were in it way more than people said. menelaus was pretty much how I figured.
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
sad, good to know, etc. however I must say they're actually not that hard to open if you have knipex cobras or an oil filter wrench and a vise or a cutoff wheel
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
yeah see I was starting to suspect this had something to do with it
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the odyssey has me thinking a lot about the wasp nest under the hood of my truck
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
if the lrb review was just her pitching this concept with a philip marlowe, doc sportello, the dude, etc neo-noir-type odysseus as a better movie none of you could've said anything
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the only new odyssey iteration we actually need is a tim robinson version anyway. the whole thing is ancient itysl
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
emily wilson does an interview and headlines come out like Translator Slams Nolan and a bunch of very reasonable people post "this is sensationalism critiques are not condemnation and she also says nuanced and positive things" only for her to then immediately release "hit em up (chris nolan sucks)"
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
as of this afternoon my wife's is larry fishguts
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don't know why they would risk suggesting this
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
where they goin, zlatan? bremerhaven. that dirty ass water. we not even gonna send them to sylt. y'all quit. drive your ass up to bremerhaven. all that dirty ass water washing up on the shore thinkin you at the beach...
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
they're doing teacher appreciation at camden yards...
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
köln-union this weekend, I believe the medical term here is prolapsed bladder
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
you're all talking about psyops when you should be talking about the "sci" "op" that just got back from the freaking moon
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
2026 ncaa men’s basketball tournament now marked as exhibit one
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
sure enough: with a net rating of +39.72, Michigan is now the highest-rated Kenpom team of the 21st century and the second-highest ever behind only 1999 Duke which also played UConn in the national championship game (and lost)
Ken Pomeroy's website, with Michigan rated #1
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I like whenever arizona gets it to within single digits and their fans are able to really party and have a nice time
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
hey just want to check in and say happy april fools day to those who observe. please try to remember the reason for the season this year and every year
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
this is probably a bad take, but there's a 25 mph difference between cars hundreds of times a day on every interstate in america without incident. and that's way more dangerous considering these are supposed to be the best drivers in the best cars in the world
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
a lot of you people on here want to complain about hostile architecture and yet you won't even let your beloved dog (a family member!) on the couch how interesting
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm sorry but unfortunately 2006 new york vampire makes this about subprime mortgages
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
well my adult son's name is brad pict, and it's my daughter jessie alba that is the baby. jude danelaw has ceased all communication with me and connie briton has filed for emancipation.
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I have seen some of the insane obaa discourse and it has made me come sadly to the realization paul thomas anderson was simply not up for this. vineland has too many moving parts, too much pynchon, and therefore too many unintended consequences in adapting to a new vision
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
oh man I just realized if the ms-dos and 90s console games came out today the ai-is-magic people would insist the computers are manipulating quantum fields and now they are making us do actual space war crimes and transubstantiating children into barry sanders
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
gahdamn those aprilias (non-tuktuk) are dominant. we're really getting an f-duct undertakersittingupcoffin.gif storyline this year huh?
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
motogp pre-race tuk tuk race turned into the jack miller show and went pretty much how you'd expect. utterly delightful
primac riders making their tuk tuk do a wheeliemarc marquez in the back of his tuk tuk attempting to spray a competing tuk tuk driver presumably in the face with a water bottle jack miller hanging fully out of his turning tuk tuk as counterbalance like the sailing technique of "hiking out"jorge martin cutting his tuk tuk across the infield grass to gain position on the ducati riders. a message along the top indicates they have been penalized for this and will drop one place
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
a spa in donegal you say? she's gonna be so disappointed
Scene from How to Get to Heaven from Belfast. A woman says "it has a spa and everything."
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm sorry but this is a joke headline from a sitcom. this is played for laughs at the end of a season finale.
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
did ross chastain come away with zero blame for the bell wreck!? I need the in-car feed of his face the moment he realized what he could do with it being hocevar there
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
had to beat a crazy number of cousins to get here. respect.
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
knox county driving and traffic have gotten so bad since 2020. plenty to complain about prior but the i-40/75 stretch has become evil
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
canada's ski team has brothers b. seger and r. seger and I'm doing everything I can to avoid finding out they're not bob and robert
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
sportsball? buddy, I wish! we've got reasonably priced family ball and hybrid subcompact ball
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
found out the hard way cracker barrel don't sell those pews they have out front. I guess because of woke
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
buddy,, as soon as you eat anything from Chipotle it enters the transfer portal
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
hang on maybe what follows is a nuanced delineation of gestapo and brownshirts and the ss and *finger to earpiece* ah I'm hearing uh huh ok well nevertheless
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Ricky Brabec stuck in traffic today at dakar
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
actually, you can chose between ass and crack
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Tim @timcunningham.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I would've liked to see them have to push the stage off the field for a third time
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