Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 10hThink of being low in cash because of board games as a new RPG 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 21hI was planning on riding a hovercraft in like successful grand final entertainer Billy Idol 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 22hI would’ve won the dumb Nobel Peace Prize if the dumb NRL let me play Smoke On The Water on my ukulele at their dumb grand final 140
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I guess I’ll order some movies in case we go into lockdowns again 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Monoculture = good, but banning St Patrick’s Day = ‘stop wilfully misinterpreting what I’m saying, Tim! God, you’re an insufferable idiot!’? 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So, Charlie Kirk assassination = bad, but live-streamed execution = good? 140
Reposted by Tim ByrnesCath Kastner @cathkastner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I loved this so much I drew it 6417139
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And not one of them was the rap from Donkey Kong 64 🫠 100
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’m gonna AI-generate a live execution of a federal prisoner 000
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026He will AI generate a retort that will destroy you 110
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You could t completely AI-generate something like Digger 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026He’s trying to convince me that someone could pitch Hollywood with a completely AI made film. Yeah, probably. But I feel like anyone but tech bros would be bored to death 210
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Brother-in-law: “check out this completely AI generated video! It’s incredible” Guys, the plot was a few different episodes of Rick And Morty cobbled together along with short clips that ripped off several famous Tarantino films 140
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026In light of the Powderfinger news, here’s Bernard ruining my life by not being a reference on my resume 021
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comLilo Pelekai: I'm a Teenager Now!Alt: Lilo Pelekai: I'm a Teenager Now! 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Unfortunately, I’m not in a healthy place to be in such an unhealthy place. It feels like Twitter for people who see a news story on Facebook about a minor public figure and comment ‘who?’ 000
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m trying to take a break from Threads, but I’m very tempted to post this on there. I’ve said things about Hanson banning St Patrick’s Day that’s riled up the dumbest people 110
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026One thing I noticed in Pauline Hanson’s AI ad is that there isn’t a St Patrick’s Day, implying she’s banned it to achieve her monoculture 120
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think today is the most relaxed I’ve been in months. That’s nice. I’m not sure it’ll last. 020
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Me when people ask if I liked Digger for the next while… 140
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m gonna have to sit on this one for a minute while I figure out how I feel about it 110
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That’s fair. I didn’t see that coming and I think that’s for the better 210
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just saw Digger. I get them Asteroid City part now 110
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I remember once seeing Pissed Jeans supported by Batpiss. Great night 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026But I’m baby Byrnes (this would’ve been funnier if I thought of it earlier) 000
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What movie should I get him to watch? I saw Sasquatch Sunset was leaving SBS On Demand 200
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I recall some boomers mentioning his prison diaries. I’ve now learnt why he went to prison. May he rot in piss. 000
Reposted by Tim Byrnesdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Resident Evil is better than Gumby. 3629
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There’s only one way to watch any Species film: as a teenage boy staying up past his bedtime, blanket covering lap, volume low, and being cautious not to wake sleeping family members 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Most films. Only one I can think of that gets it right is Party Girl. 252
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Feels a bit like Nigel Farage becoming an EU parliament rep 010
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They’re playing their first three albums in full across three nights. I’m very tempted to hear Dog Man Star live 000
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sure, everyone went crazy for Oasis and Pulp coming, but Suede have just announced shows in bloody Sydney 110
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Boomers really like Jeffrey Archer. Boomers are also stressful. 120
Tim Byrnes @timbyrneses.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m on stress leave, and it’s probably a good thing with Jeffrey Archer dying - it’ll be stressful keeping up demand that his death will bring 130
