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Tim Barnes

@timbarnes.bsky.social
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writer/producer: Comedy Central, The Tonight Show, Nickelodeon. LATEST PROJECT → www.judgetravis.com

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 8h
at the end of the day, aren’t we all a Skydance corporation?
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
whether you’re on the political left or the political right, you get one hop this time
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dead Suburbia Theory
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Steven Bartlett, interviewing what is clearly a corpse
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i'll reemerge from the sewers once we all agree on what the word "television" even means
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sloppy joes were ai all along
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Movies: 🎶”I can be your TikTok, baby!” 🎶
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Victor, underslept @vicmrodriguez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, it's really good.
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rick Rubin is the rare type of dude you’d ask to keep his shoes on before he enters your house
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
remember to cancel COINTELPRO before the free plan deadline
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yes, i saw the trailer full of glowing things, giant metal stuff, and faces i remember but don't quite recall why. so stoked
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sorry, one sec, waiting for Gemini to load my opinion
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
billionaires like massive layoffs because they can’t naturally get laid on
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
proud (and afraid) to announce i have accepted that 2020 was 6 years ago
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bill Maher is in a strange social space where it’s actually quite weird that he hasn’t had Bill Cosby over to smoke weed in his basement
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
vote for JUDGE TRAVIS www.judgetravis.com/signal-awards
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
radios are going to be popular again, but this time, they’re sewn onto your abdomen
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October! 🎃 Celebrate Halloween by getting your tickets to Hoff’s Horrorfest’s 10/19 screening of Dementia 13! Live comedy and a horror movie, presented by BrickFlix at the Brick theater in Brooklyn with guest performer Alyse Dreamhouse! Come through! Tickets: ci.ovationtix.com/122/producti...
Hoff’s Horrorfest show promo flyer
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boss Baby of the Left
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
weird to be like “i remember when the U.S. military was cool”
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nothing is certain except death, taxes, and seasons of Only Murders in the Building
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
play enough YouTube in the background and it really starts to hit home: celebrities are very concerned about the gut health of our pets
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JUDGE TRAVIS is nominated at the Signal Awards for Best Writing & Scripted Fiction. uh, vote for it? www.judgetravis.com/signal-awards
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A judge has ordered the release of Douglas Stewart Carter, a 71-year-old Black man who has spent decades on death row for a 1985 killing he did not commit. He spent 41 years in prison.
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Cheapfake News Collective @cheapfakenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s a simple question, really…
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a new rectangle coming soon to that larger rectangle in your living room. you’ll find it by clicking on one of the blue, black, or purple squares. sometimes yellow
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not a good sign that the tech industry shares the same slogan as the Borg from 'Star Trek'
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Studio Executives: “call us when you have a life-size, functional scale replica of your story world.”
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coyote vs Zuckerberg
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother’ is one of the best movies i’ve seen in a long while. worth going out to experience with a crowd
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
an AI video of Church and State rapping together
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i have “excuse me, do you work here?” bod
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KFC in talks to acquire the New York Times
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
see, when i was coming up, all you had to do was turn the TV “on,” and you appreciated shows because you had to “catch” them
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m assuming you didn’t intervene because of the prime directive
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what are the Klumps up to?..
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ted Lasso in Space: No One Can Hear You Smile
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what if, suddenly, Lorne Michaels started dressing like Mark Zuckerberg, and no one ever mentioned it
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jersey Sure: a reality show about New Yorkers giving up on the dream
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is there a comedy scene or just vignettes?
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hey, maybe the U.N. should have a specific assembly
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Earth’s last dab
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
are… are you doctoring your pet pics to make them thicc?
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
attachment to historic media logos are at an all time low now. cut the crap and start the damn movie
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“yes, it’s called gooning, Mr. President. all the cool leaders are doing it.”
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/09/2026
Scamming is now one of the largest and most lucrative crimes in the world, fueled by huge advances in AI and cryptocurrency. In a project by The Associated Press and FRONTLINE explain the world of scams, what can be done about them and how to protect yourself.
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World of Scams
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when the truth is found to be pies and all the joy within you: fries
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Saint D'Khari @saintdkhari.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A monthly subscription just to read "make more money"
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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
America is one big paywalled article about surviving poverty
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