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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They don’t make Inquisitions like they used to.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Now that I would like to see televised.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Still tweeting like the confused old man that he is.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It’s Scotland…in the summer. Just be thankful that you aren’t a late supper for midges 😀

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The same MP who has lauded him after death because he was anti-trans too. The enemy of my enemy etc etc.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

It was about 5 minutes ago…surely?

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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

They're now going to put Justin Bieber in a wicker Alan Shearer

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Craig Charles has let himself go.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Spain - they’re more likely to snub Benito Dorito.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Nice to see a Port Vale fan at the World Cup. Go Robbie.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Bored man hunts domestic appliances and falls in love with a toaster.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Felt sorry for the wee fella but those two Crusader cunts can get fucked.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Hah! Literally just done this one and made the noise!

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Starts off sounding a bit “Coldplay” but that bass groove isn’t bad 😀

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I will, grudgingly, give it a listen then.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Explains why he was such a twat about Brexit.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Could he stand down again and start this whole circus again?

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aidThompsin (live, fridays @ 19:30) @aidthompsin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Okay here we go - live tweeting the Farage speech. Let's go. 1/n

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Is he retiring to spend more time with his money?

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Dodgyfoo @dodgyfoo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If you watch one clip today, make sure its this one.........dont know who he is but I really like him already.............✊️🇯🇴

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

“Courage” He’s not running into a burning building.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Worse - a former assistant ref. A linesman!

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

It’s the hope that kills you.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

Ford Kiernan as the character Ronald Villiers. Wearing a brown raincoat, paisley scarf and a black fedora.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

It would be better, you’re right.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I take it he’s not doing the acting any more. Mind you, Widdecombe and Pump were terrible agents.

Ford Kiernan as the character Ronald Villiers, a hopeless actor.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Where did I say that? The underage drinkers on Trongate won’t go to the fanzone and will still congregate somewhere. Jesus might be weeping but it’s at your lack of comprehension.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

It’s a great idea but as in previous years when I have been down on Trongat, a high percentage would have been teenagers who wouldn’t get served in a fan zone.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

More clutching at straws than a wanking Worzel Gummidge.

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Every accusation is a confession

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Paul Rooney @timalloypaul.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Has Big Sam been seen in Downing Street yet?

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