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Tim 🏒

@tim.ink
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Posting about gardening, ADHD, being a dad, and the Midwest. Cubs fan living in Ohio. Go Blue Jackets. Doing important human-squirrel related science. Unfortunately all the thoughts posted in this account are my own. He/him

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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 2h
As a Columbus fan good to see that $12.75M AAV can’t buy you a home opener victory against your rival.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 2h
Someone prompting “Claude solve humanity’s problems” is how it’s over for all of us
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 2h
Toothpaste
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 8h
If you have work travel booked and the pope announces a visit that disrupts your plans, does insurance count that as an act of god?
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 20h
Especially when it starts at 10pm and I’m sleepy
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 21h
Interesting strategy the cubs are using
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 21h
Not how you want start game 1 tbh
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 21h
Too 👏 many 👏 sports 👏 tonight
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 21h
Widows Ridgeline
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 21h
There are too many sports on tonight
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 21h
Yeah it’s pretty awesome. I was able to take my kid and she gets so excited. She is #19 on her team so meeting Fantilli was a big deal.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 22h
Also Bownes didn’t hold back. He said he wants players that want to play in Columbus.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 22h
Meet the team tonight! Hockey is back! LFG #CBJ!
An off white and light blue blue jackets hat with lots of signatures from the players.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 29/09/2026
I know he wanted out - but do you think this also was a culture trade?
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
THIS WEEK!
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
hockey starts this week hockey starts this week hockey starts this week hockey starts this week hockey starts this week
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
She was loving the walnut cakes lol
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
Why does the west coast do this to us?
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
It me
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
I knew the toast tasted funny
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
Moon prism power
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
I bet you’re a fucking amazing father!
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
Alt text: the top of a window with a bunch of D&D dice and some crystals sitting there with the dark of outside on the other side of the window.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
My kid is using the moon’s energy to charge her crystals and D&D dice.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
But yeah Andor slapped. They also did a different genre. Branch out a little. Fuck even a cooking show at this point.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026
I liked the Mandalorian when they were doing space western in the first season.
Shut up about the sun meme but it says shut up about the skywalkers
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 27/09/2026
At one point they were looking at doing Rogue Squadron and there is so much there with Michael Stackpole’s books - but yeah let’s just keep trying the Skywalker thing.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 27/09/2026
People watching Zuck in public fail the Turing test and they were like, “play him as a hardass”
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 27/09/2026
GM I tried to play soccer with the youths yesterday and I am paying the price this morning
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 27/09/2026
It doesn’t make sense for us to trade him. We need a top six forward that can score 25+ goals a season - which is what Marchenko is. We don’t want prospects.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 27/09/2026
Riley is showing her where to look for bunnies and all sorts of fun things
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 27/09/2026
She is just following him everywhere. He is 90% okay with it. This photo was because she was sort of in Riley’s couch spot and so he pushed her out of the way. He is definitely struggling with some jealousy but he has been getting better.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 26/09/2026
Riley is reluctantly accepting his new status as big brother
Two cocker spaniels on the couch on a blue blanket. One is liver and white and one is black and white
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 26/09/2026
She is a 5 year old cocker spaniel who is was rescued from a puppy mill. She’s only 17 lbs 🥺 - so smol.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 26/09/2026
Hi so I got a Saturday morning surprise. This is Lucy and she is joining our family today 🥰
A liver and white cocker spaniel sitting on a fluffy donut in the back seat of a car.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 26/09/2026
I’m considering buying a new lawn decoration
A statue of a gorilla wearing a yellow shirt that says in memory of harambe
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 26/09/2026
It’s hard being so smol in such a big world
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Is this the food grinder attachment? Do you need to blanche them first? If not this looks much easier!
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Big boats got stuck
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Call me Mr Ambassador
A fortune cookie that reads “Be the ambassador of encouragement that fosters a spirit of unity and compassion.”
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
I never realized you were so smol
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
LinkedToks™️
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Wow it’s Friday. I hope logging into work doesn’t reveal any massive problems today.
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
That was a good year for the Maxwell House vineyards
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Ooooooh Squash Drama! Gourd Conflict!
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
You could use the rind as the bowl
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Same with sugar pumpkins!!
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
lol last year I grew like 30 squashes and we didn’t know what to use them for and couldn’t cook them all so we used them as decorations
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Charlie Elick looking good tonight paired with Werenski #cbj 🏒
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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026
Oh lol I didn’t realize they dropped the Oakland without having the new city yet
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