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Tim 🏒

@tim.ink

2.4K followers 599 following 22K posts

Posting about gardening, ADHD, being a dad, and the Midwest. Cubs fan living in Ohio. Go Blue Jackets. Doing important human-squirrel related science. Unfortunately all the thoughts posted in this account are my own. He/him

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Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 20h

Meet the team tonight! Hockey is back! LFG #CBJ!

An off white and light blue blue jackets hat with lots of signatures from the players.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026

My kid is using the moon’s energy to charge her crystals and D&D dice.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/09/2026

I liked the Mandalorian when they were doing space western in the first season.

Shut up about the sun meme but it says shut up about the skywalkers

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 26/09/2026

Riley is reluctantly accepting his new status as big brother

Two cocker spaniels on the couch on a blue blanket. One is liver and white and one is black and white

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 26/09/2026

Hi so I got a Saturday morning surprise. This is Lucy and she is joining our family today 🥰

A liver and white cocker spaniel sitting on a fluffy donut in the back seat of a car.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 26/09/2026

I’m considering buying a new lawn decoration

A statue of a gorilla wearing a yellow shirt that says in memory of harambe

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/09/2026

Call me Mr Ambassador

A fortune cookie that reads “Be the ambassador of encouragement that fosters a spirit of unity and compassion.”

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 24/09/2026

Air Force getting this email

A UPS notifications showing “on the way” but has a message that says “on the way: delayed. We’ve incorrectly sorted this package which may cause a delay”

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 23/09/2026

Is this yours?

A bingo card where all the squares say “can’t help you” and the middle free space says “I get free stuff”

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 23/09/2026

What if the Rebel shield generators were actually a Toblerone.

Scene from Star Wars Rebel Hoth Base shield generators that look sort of like a big ass toblerone

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 19/09/2026

High score. Won’t be able to use my shoulder for a while but I showed the kids the old man still has it.

The 2 minute drill football arcade machine where you throw footballs through 20-30-50 point holes, and it shows Tim scored 699 points setting a new high score and earning a shit ton of tokens that his daughter can use to buy something from the points shop.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 19/09/2026

Hells yeah

A go kart track with go karts lined up getting ready to race around the track

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 19/09/2026

Costco NO!

An aisle at Costco with Christmas decorations

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 16/09/2026

New 👏 record 👏 day! 👏

The paramour Riot vinyl record album

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 15/09/2026

Freeing up my time by filling my calendar with work-place poetry

back-to-back meetings from 9am to 5pm and when you read the meeting names it says, "Please Let Me Work, Calendars Hurt People, And I'm So Very Tired of the Video Calls. Free Me From Meetings."

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 15/09/2026

Oh good, my dog isn't stressed. I was worried his no responsibilities was getting a bit much.

a blood test results list show cortisol blood level is normal.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 13/09/2026

Home made spaghetti noodles

A white plate of home made spaghetti noodles in four piles.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 12/09/2026

LFG

My daughter - who I try not to post too much but I am really proud of her - getting ready to get on the ice and kick off hockey season in her full hockey gear.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 11/09/2026

The space marine from doom with a speech bubble quoting the quote tweet

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 10/09/2026

ItS a ShOrT wEeK

The SpongeBob mocking meme

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 05/09/2026

Riley didn’t want to get out of bed this morning

Riley a black white and tan cocker spaniel laying under a flannel blanket on a grey bed.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 04/09/2026

Oh fuck yeah

A plate of fettuccine noodles made fresh

A pot of boiled fresh fettuccine on the stove

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 04/09/2026

Hawtdawg Go Cubbies 588-2300 EMPIRE

A dialect map that shows I talk like someone from Illinois

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 01/09/2026

He is so mad I took him to the vet he won’t even look at me

Riley the cocker spaniel hiding under a couch at the vets office refusing to look at me

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 30/08/2026

Me too, computer.

A notification on my computer saying “trying to connect.”

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/08/2026

Hello friends. I had to step away for a bit but I wanted to come back and share a new friend I found

A brown praying mantis standing on a deck board

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 24/08/2026

These door to door sales are getting nuts

A squirrel standing on Tim’s front porch with the picture taken from inside the house through the window

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 23/08/2026

Gordie Howe bridge? I flew through DTW so much I took pictures of it being built for a neat time lapse.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 19/08/2026

Great now where am I going to get music

A headline that says Columbia house is finally shutting down

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 18/08/2026

Beauty and the beast but all the furniture is like this

Soft furniture by Studio Dewi van de Klomp - it’s a cabinet made of rubbery foam where the plates and dishes are jammed in little slots.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 17/08/2026

My daughter found a monarch with holes in her wings, a missing leg, and can’t fly. So she brought her home and has been taking care of her so we have a pet butterfly now.

A monarch butterfly hanging out on my wife’s hands

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 15/08/2026

Dad still has it* * only a 1/2 twist tho

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 09/08/2026

Here is a picture from the festival. It is lovely!

A sunflower in front of a whole field of sunflowers

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 09/08/2026

Ohio Beach day

A beach, in Ohio, with a blanket and sand bags overlooking a “lake”

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 08/08/2026

It’s like a 90s I Spy

From duaneshootstoys.com: A photo of the teenage mutant ninja turtles from the original movies playing game boy, eating dunkaroos, collecting pokemon cards, have a tamagotchi, a bopit, with posters for power rangers and dragon ball Z and other popular 90s shows on the wall

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 05/08/2026

A man looking and point at himself in the mirror with text that says stop sneezing

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 04/08/2026

🫩 except I was wearing the device…

A screen from my Garmin saying no sleep detected continue wearing your device while sleeping to see your recent sleep data. Except I was wearing my device I just slept really bad.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 28/07/2026

Looking at the cautionary tale of Easter Island

The arrested development meme “but it might work for us”

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/07/2026

I sure hope my wife never finds out I married way above my league. Go Cubs

Me and my wife sitting at PNC Park waiting for the Cubs to play the Pirates

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/07/2026

Ducks are awesome. Imagine if your body was a paddle boat.

Two brown ducks standing on a log in front of a waterfall

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/07/2026

This penguins name is Dave

An African penguin in front of other African penguins standing on rocks

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 25/07/2026

A picture of Austin powers with Dr Evil and Mini Me sitting in their chairs

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 23/07/2026

When I am trying to impress my wife I do my

A blue assistance box in a parking garage but the I is missing so it says ass stance

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 18/07/2026

I’m going to a gala tonight and I think I clean up nice

Me taking a picture in the bathroom mirror wearing a white shirt with grey dress pants and vest

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 17/07/2026

Were going to need a bigger bar

A picture of apple weather air quality alert where air quality is 454 - hazardous and is almost all the way to the right in the deep red

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 17/07/2026

I like that the photo’s vantage point is someone crawling under the stall at a Taco Bell

A headline about watery diarrhea is a hallmark of the illness and talking about the cyclosporiasis parasite and the picture of a person in pajama bottoms sitting on a toilet but the top half is cropped

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 14/07/2026

The Pac-Man ghosts blinky, pinky, inky, and Clyde.

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 12/07/2026

Fuck yeah. Time to go swimming and do water slides.

A screenshot of the race that says Run Wild 5k Tim completes the Run Wild 5k with a Finish Time of 23:57

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 10/07/2026

The fireflies are out tonight

Tim 🏒 @tim.ink · 04/07/2026

The Pixar Lamp’s early acting credit

The toaster, lamp, blanket, clock radio, and vacuum from brave little toaster.