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Tim Gander

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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not a what now?
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Beautiful!
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Portland is a wonderfully weird place.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How many kidneys do you have left to sell?
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I saw the lifeguards at beaches in Wales this summer and felt nothing but respect for them. I bet the camaraderie is strong, but what a difficult job to have to do! Swim hats off to them.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Worth noting though that in the 80s, the district which has lurched to the right now was in East Germany at the time. The former DDR area is ripe ground for the right. Just like the right in the UK, they're yearning for something which either never existed, or was sh*t even when it did.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🤮
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yes and the don’t require power even when they’re not being played.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What is? 😉😂
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pretty soon there will be a time in my life when I leave my house either on foot, bicycle, car, or bus and I'll go about my day without knowing what I'm doing.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He’s Panchromatic 😜
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I fear Todds future vision of robot sports is that they'll be designed, built and controlled by AI which will make it completely *snore*
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
People who routinely place bananas in supermarket plastic bags! 🙄 Bananas grow with biodegradable packaging already included! Though I feel guilty eating bananas because of the food miles. Can't win really.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I used to love watching Robot Wars on TV in the UK. I presume the format came from the US originally. To be fair though, those robots were designed and built by humans which made it more entertaining when their creations got sawn in half in the first minute.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The battle is probably already lost. The upside 'might' be a greater movement back to trusted analogue ways of doing things. I mean, we all managed quite well without Pinterest and I daresay we can learn to do so again.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mwelll... if people will go to fast "food" "restaurants"...
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just back from a superb holiday in West Wales. As per usual, I spent my time shying away from pretty sunshiny photos. The moment the sea mist rolled in, I got my camera out. Llangrannog beach, Cardigan Bay, August 2026
Distant figures are seen gathering on a grey day at the beach.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The time I taught my daughter to ride her bike, the very first time I let go of the saddle and watched her peddle off I couldn’t resist yelling, “don’t go too far!” in a Dustin Hoffman voice.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Especially when the driver is female.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
*koff* fewer than.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"We're gonna need a bigger garage".
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I presume you mean an underfloor shark tank.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I was recently given a powered height-adjustable desk and I love it! At least for the reason that when I touch preset 4 it rises from 73cm - 110cm in a way that reminds me of the volcano doors opening in a James Bond film. All I need now is a white cat and a shark tank beneath my feet.
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Marc Wilson @marcwilson.co.uk · 18/07/2026
From my zine, ‘On the road 2’. Lviv, Ukraine. December 20, 2018
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This comment threw me back to The Cheesecake episode of Friends.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
One of my main memories of ‘76 is of watching Starsky and Hutch on TV and getting appendicitis the same night. Ended up in hospital for a week. I was 9.
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Niall McDiarmid @niallmcdiarmid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
New Book - Colour rrbphotobooks.com/products/col...
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Think of the baby bees!!
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’ve made bee hotels in the past and had the blighters trying to move in before I’d finished drilling! But the last hotel I made, all holes were occupied but none hatched anything. I think parasites got at them 😭
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s German for taking pleasure in someone else’s misfortune.
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Anna Konig @adkonig.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Come and see my first solo exhibition at ACEarts Somerton! On all summer. www.acearts.co.uk/2026-2/
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2026 | ACEarts
STITCHES, PATCHES & GLITCHES Anna Konig 4 July – 22 August OPEN 25 Exhibition Winner Anna Konig is the winner of the OPEN 25 Exhibition, recognised for the originality, skill, and vibrancy of her work...
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hard to tell them apart, really.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm just back from a fantastic and entertaining audience with James Ellis and Roger Deakins hosted by Topping & Co bookstore at Komedia in Bath. It was a sell-out evening, a packed theatre, to hear about their collaborative lives in film.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
EVERY time I try to get on with my work, one app or another decides to interrupt me with an update. This is no longer productive.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
But how is anyone meant to know you're on an emergency mission and not just yet another impatient d**k? How is dangerous driving meant to get you to the hospital any quicker? Even ambulances on emergency call-out have to stop at red lights.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I want a car that fires lasers into blinding headlights and takes out the bulbs. That'd be my solution. It might be radical, illegal and downright dangerous, but it sounds fun... plus LASERS!
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My comment was sort of a joke, but thanks I'll look it up 😁
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
How does seeing for miles help? If people can see further, they tend to drive faster, cancelling out the safety factor. And I get blinded by small cars with LED lights too. A Civic is lower down, don't assume you're not blinding the driver you're behind. BMW Minis are about the worst for this.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
They're favoured by passive-aggressive (or just plain aggressive-aggressive) drivers who will say they help them see better in the dark. Even if that's true, it just means they drive faster in the dark which cancels out any safety advantage they had.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I want it... so bad
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
PS. This is a very low-res version taken from the print. It's the only copy I have easy access to.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
RIP Penelope Keith, legend of a gentler age. I took this photo of Penelope circa '89 during a sit-down interview with a local reporter when she was performing at Theatre Royal, Bath. This frame was never published, but I always liked it.
Black and white portrait of Penelope Keith circa 1989 taken during an interview with a local reporter at Theatre Royal, Bath. We can't see much in the way of foreground as it's a tightly-cropped portrait. Penelope is pulling a face with her mouth in what can only be described as a thoughtful frown while she considers her answer to a question. Her eyebrows are raised, her eyes wide. Her hair is styled in thick waves. She is wearing a jacket of Edinburgh wool weave with a black lapel and there is a small metal broach on one side, the design of which is hard to discern.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Makes sense, thanks. I’m happy to see we waste almost no bread. The odd stale end is left to dry until I turn it into breadcrumbs. Occasionally I’ll put an end in the compost bay.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It’s gym life, but not as we know it.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I should add, I normally make multiple loaves in one batch and freeze what isn’t for immediate use. I defrost it naturally and it’s pretty much as good as fresh from the oven.
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don’t know what goes into mass-produced bread that makes it go mouldy, presumably some kind of preservative!
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
At the risk of bragging, I make all our bread by hand. Have been for about a dozen years now and what I’ve noticed is my bread never goes mouldy. I don’t refrigerate it, just keep it covered.
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Marc Wilson @marcwilson.co.uk · 25/06/2026
Such a supportive response to my ’sponsor a roll of film’ post yesterday. Nearly 30 rolls of film for my new long term project are now sponsored. Over the next 2 years each sponsor will get to know where their film was used and be dedicated in the eventual work. open.substack.com/pub/marcwils...
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Tim Gander @tim-gander.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What a time to be a chicken.
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