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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I have to confess, I haven't worn sneakers other than the sketchers slip ons in 5 years. I might never go back to laces again

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

We got the founder of Lays potato chips and 2 time Olympic silver medal winner, Sandi Morris

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I like to just go "uhhhh... What's the fish one again, that's me" and see when people get upset that I've clearly learned it and the forgot it.

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Two punts inside the 5, he's my MVP

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

If you don't order your free potato chips, you're letting big potato win

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Might start writing essays about math and statistics. Starting with why nobody deserves or needs a billion dollars. If you follow me you have to read them. Thanks.

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I Can't believe my tax dollars are going to invading Venezuela and Greenland, and bailing out Argentina, instead of feeding American children and funding American healthcare. And the worst part is I can't believe it feels like this is what half of our country wants to spend our money on.

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

She's going through her "I used to be on Disney channel, now I'm an adult and I can do what I want." It's the Miley Cyrus wrecking ball arc

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I know the NBA is rigged because I never heard about LeBrons 10pt streak until a week before he lost it. Sports books were trying to make everyone bet on it because they knew he was gonna lose it.

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

@espn.com should let me make my own multiview. What do you mean there isn't a single multiview with Clemson in it?

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

I am going to need more info on the hot dog nightclub

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

A push cart to sell fruit kebabs. Just fresh fruit chunks on a stick, optionally. Dipped in chocolate

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I could do that (immediately breaks multiple bones just trying to get into position)

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Sometimes I have issues with this country, but I just got a free hotdog outside of home depot. So it's not all bad

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Have you ever wondered how far you would walk to a waffle house on a game day? For me that number is at least 1.3 miles. I've done it. Go Tigers.

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

The only way to beat bad guys with podcasts is with good guys with podcasts

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Thinking about 3 hotdogs, being at a baseball game, and like 12 light beers

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

You ever heard of cultivated meat? Growing the burger from stem cells without the whole cow. Cuts way down on water use, energy consumption, and land requirements. That's what I'd be investing in right now.

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Irrationally exited about my zoom meetings today because I get to use my sick new Bluetooth headset that work paid for.

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Ahh, the quantum computing method, where they need the backup normal computer to make sure it's correct

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Gotta go back to the basics. Advertise yourself the way NIL was supposed to be. I'd donate to your NIl fund if you wear a shirt with my face on it for a lecture.

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

@tommysiegel.bsky.social My cat, Carrot, seems to really enjoy your book. I haven't had the chance to read it yet, but I'm excited to crack it open once he's finished.

A large orange cat laying on a couch asleep with 1 paw over Tommy Seigal's new book, "The Secret Lives of Candy Hearts"

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Me being in a blue state that's geographically to far away to participate in the "our State is going to join Canada" discourse.

Squidward from SpongeBob looking out the window at SpongeBob and Patrick having fun outside

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Wait is January 32nd? What the fuck?

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

One of my favorite breweries is closing. This is the only brewery where I was allowed to 1. Take a shot of with a hotdog in it and 2. Barter for a pint of beer with a bottle of mustard. You will be missed. www.denverpost.com/2025/01/28/g...

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Another Colorado brewery will soon close, leaving this mountain town near Denver with only one beer-maker left

The number of breweries in Georgetown will soon dwindle from two to just one.

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Another day of work? But I just did that yesterday

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

We’re excited to announce an update to the ape enclosure! It’s a mysterious black monolith that appeared over night but it’s probably fine.

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Where all the people goofin off on here? I'm coming over from Twitter and trying to find people to follow. Looking mostly for like Tumblr era shit posts

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King Tim (he/him) @tim-ayyy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Big fan of yapping. Dm me to be on your podcast

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