iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

every time one of the characters says peters name in cais route i say petah out loud in the lois griffin voice. i also do this whenever he suddenly shows up onscreen

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

launched up my copy of the new fire emblem and everyone had their dicks and balls out and shit and they were all having sex with each other so i check the game case and it turns out i actually bought another copy of fuck emblem again

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

im payin for a dedicated valheim server does anyone want to play vikings with me

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

took that american dialect test thats goin around and it was like fuck dude i dunno. boston. which like. sure man i guess that tracks yeah

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

someone pickpocketed out my bluetooth earphones from my zipped up raincoat pocket at a museum in dublin which is pretty impressive but more impressive is that pocket also had my wallet but they somehow knew those things are worth more than what i have in my broke bitch account

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

ok update on this i came in for the new flavour today and they "accidentally" sent out the vegan alt which is made of cauliflower i think someone out back is concerned for my health

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

since the start of the week theres been this one bar/brewery doing a wing festival where for 20 bucks u get unlimited wings for an hour and a half and as a bit i decided to go every day and see how many i can demolish but they wont let me book in anymore bc it turns out the answer is too many

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

*on the phone to someone labelled "da dim sleepa"* no the white house. hes in- hes in the fucking white house. how do you miss twice its fucking right there

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

went in to ucd to check what supports id have if i wanted to do a masters and i was telling the lady i saw how and why the ucc disability support advocate ended up constantly dropping the ball on me and i could literally see by the look on her face that she was thinking aw jeez i also do that

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

*suddenly solemn, as if recalling words spoken long ago* for the lore. for the bit

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

one of the things thats important about this one is from the premise ur expecting basically manic pixie dream girl fantasy and it isnt not that but as u read/watch u realise its actually a lot more about asking the question "what if there was a really tall older man who is like a puppy"

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

on da bus reading the worst dogshit mangoes they have. this ones straight just pornography but theyre pretending like it isnt bc they dont show any weiners. tilting my phone towards the guy next to me so he knows im chill. theyre callin me the model modern millennial man

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

if they ever think about remaking the tellius games they should skip path of radiance and focus all their efforts on radiant dawn so they can make a game thats finished instead of a game thats radiant dawn

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

little rat fuck chud son of mine got better so quick i started joking i should have let him die every time he started being a bastard and today he started throwing up and shitting blood again

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

i dont think id have the stomach to work in animal welfare tbh. talked to a guy who does once and he said you spend a lot of time fighting the urge to beat people within an inch of their lives after you see what theyve done to the animals in their care

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

suddenly finding a lot of grey hairs growing in around my sideburns its actually so over bros

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

was up all night keeping him alive but since he survived to this morning he should be out of the danger zone. hes back in with the vet getting iv fluids and hes gonna be getting those until i pick him up around 6pm this evening. all things going as expected hes going to be fine

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

gonna have to bring him in tomorrow again and pay another 500 bc hes still shitting pure blood in frightening quantities and honestly im a LITTLE worried that maybe this vet doesnt know what theyre doing. good thing i dont actually have this money and will need to go apply for a loan or s/t

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

good news no poison bad news no shards so theyre just going iunno gastroenteritis or something thatll be 500 euros please

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

back from dublin not two days and the dog is vomiting and shitting blood so i gotta rush out to the vet lol

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

most of the time im cutting about in the gym vaguely ashamed to be lifting fatly but earlier this week i had a couple bisexual lads gassing me up telling me i was built like a lumberjack or s/t. tried to take a pic in the mirror and who do i see but that mfer dr eggman looking back at me

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

theres 100% something u could make combining the italian paesano w/ the cutesy japanese slang honorific paisen but i am not clever enough to concoct it

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

confession: i had only eaten sushi 1 time in my stupid chud life & it was some dogshit california roll at an all u can eat buffet so for years i was left wondering what all the fuss was about until literally yesterday when i had actual proper sushi for the first time & was like ok yeah i get it now

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

i am not a smart person. i am not a charismatic person. i am not a particularly good or kind person. but what i can say about myself, is that i suffer every day

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

going around feeling like the ulysses ogre bc i spotted the really obvious themes of enforced roles and erased identity in the weird route but everything more complex than that goes over my head

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

its a given that stupid incel chuds think that some fuckass dude who sits around playing videogames and jacking off all day can overwhelm a pro athlete woman in a contest of pure physical power but unfortunately ive been learning a really distressing number of normal women seem to also believe this

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

i gotta stop asking simple questions on reddit dude every time i get a bunch of the most annoying fucking responses possible and wonder why i didnt learn from the last time

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

its jaadugar jaturday you fucking josers

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

the boys keep yellin at me because i wont stop calling the company that made palworld pocketpussy

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

i will have a piece of media be a foundational piece of my childhood and yet somehow not be able to recall a single fucking thing that happens in it so every time someone brings it up i sound like a larper. is there a name for this. if there isnt can i coin "dumb ass fucking idiot syndrome"

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

10 years ago everyone was around 20-25. nowadays everyone is like 30. has anyone else noticed fhis. whats up with that

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

jaadugar is fucking incredible if you havent watched it yet u need to watch jaadugar immediately

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

playin mikeys game since i finished this one. its cool how they made a protagonist with homophobia in her eyes who tells three strangers her husband got mpregged and he loved it (derisive)

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

lrp i used to go around saying all that out loud all the time in a specific really stupid voice and when i eventually beat the verbal tic my roommates at the time got upset and started trying to make me bring it back on request

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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 02/07/2026

saw this unused shitpost image from undertale and laughed again. this phrase became an injoke around here, especially if you use different tones of voice for the middle part the font choices really add to it

[an image from Undertale, unused, split into 4 pieces for bsky]

you know what i
HATE?

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

s/o to the lady who spends 80% of her time in the gym staring at my dick in the mirror your taste in men fucking sucks

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

whenever anyone talks about patchouli im thinking about that mf patchouli knowledge before i remember patchouli is a thing on its own. ive never even played a touhou

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

i like the stupid bird enemy in deltarune chapter 5. yeah i said it. i think when the guy makes his silly little noises its good. i used shoo once and genuinely felt bad about it. sue me why dont you

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

hate when i have to ask a gym related question on >reddit. you get one dude who answers you which is great but then you get 5 other dudes who give you the exact same answer but this time its from a condescending tough guy

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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 22/06/2026

sad to hear of the passing of keir starmer who died from jacking off his hideous little pebis too hard and going hog wild on that nasty thing. I hope he finds peace

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

bleddyn the worst fuckin dog to own if you do not want to be Perceived, the amount of people who stop me and say hey man i see you walking by every day

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

playin ikes game again bc i needed to see my boy. first two chapters man gave me three stinker level ups, including one single point in hp. missed u buddy <3

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

not to be old man yells at cloud here but gen z kids are like. theres something wrong with them man. theyre in their 20s and late teens now and the shit they come out with is so fucking psychopathic its genuinely not far removed from the heinous shit boomers say sometimes

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

on a webbed site the most evil user u have ever met has a username like sweetpeaches and a hello kitty avatar, while a cool and chill user has a username like thecumfucker. this will remain true until the first user begins to adapt to the ecosystem and adopts a name like shartprincess to blend in

tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

u should generally try to be patient and compassionate when a boomer is struggling with basic computer shit bc its not their fault theyre unfamiliar but its really hard when theyre throwing a tantrum about it and u cant tell them to stop or calm down bc theyll throw an even bigger tantrum