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@tillymonkfish.bsky.social
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missing link between man and hog

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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
goin through 20 patrick bateman business card moments after i found out these two guys are called bainne and beamish
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
why does he always look at me like this
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
is there any splash art of these three kids together and has anyone done an edit yet where peter is replaced with peter i cant be the only one with this brain disease
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every time one of the characters says peters name in cais route i say petah out loud in the lois griffin voice. i also do this whenever he suddenly shows up onscreen
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*guy who woke up at 2:30 clitting am today for no reason voice* woagh samesies
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i dont think thats reductive at all tbh i think its exactly like that. history doesnt repeat itself but it sure does rhyme
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
as soon as they could possibly manage it, these guys were working towards fucking over all the socialists who did all the fighting and dying for the cause. as soon as the fight was over, they were immediately reaching out to the english to ensure they kept their own standing. i think its like that
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i think back to figures in irish history like parnell and de valera who fundamentally only actually cared about protecting and advancing their own social class. they saw where the wind was blowing and only worked with leftists to ensure they could take the reins before anything could become too cool
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the reason they reach right over and over and over again thinking its the right move can only be because fundamentally they must assume that the enemy of their enemy is their friend. and they dont see fascists as the enemy
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
one thing i continue to grapple with is there is a significant contingent of "moderates" who genuinely in their hearts hate anyone left of them more than they hate literal nazis who openly want them brutally murdered. theres no way to make it make sense to me but i have to understand that it is true
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ok i appreciate everyone wants 2 do a cinematic thing w/ their videogame but we gotta bring back booting 2 main menu on the first launch i need 2 change the voiceover language 2 japanese or i will die (if seteth speaks & takehito koyasu isnt the voice that comes out i will take instant fatal damage)
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
launched up my copy of the new fire emblem and everyone had their dicks and balls out and shit and they were all having sex with each other so i check the game case and it turns out i actually bought another copy of fuck emblem again
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(dm me for server details i forgot to say i will send them to u in a dm)
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the servers hosted in london so if ur pig american ping is bad im sorry for ur lots but all my mutuals are invited. "not me though hes talking about everyone else" wrong, you especially. play vikings with me
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
im payin for a dedicated valheim server does anyone want to play vikings with me
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
was really trying to give me rhode island for a minute until it suddenly went like wait a second you paddy leprechaun fuck i know what you are
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
took that american dialect test thats goin around and it was like fuck dude i dunno. boston. which like. sure man i guess that tracks yeah
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
someone pickpocketed out my bluetooth earphones from my zipped up raincoat pocket at a museum in dublin which is pretty impressive but more impressive is that pocket also had my wallet but they somehow knew those things are worth more than what i have in my broke bitch account
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ok update on this i came in for the new flavour today and they "accidentally" sent out the vegan alt which is made of cauliflower i think someone out back is concerned for my health
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it has been my dream for many years to get kicked out of an all you can eat buffet mid meal. with this i am one step closer to my goal
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
im allowed to show up at the door and pay 20 bucks for 10 measly wings and try out the different daily flavours which im still gonna do but u have to book in advance to get the unlimited and they will not let me do that anymore. this is not a bit they have actually cut me off
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
since the start of the week theres been this one bar/brewery doing a wing festival where for 20 bucks u get unlimited wings for an hour and a half and as a bit i decided to go every day and see how many i can demolish but they wont let me book in anymore bc it turns out the answer is too many
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*on the phone to someone labelled "da dim sleepa"* no the white house. hes in- hes in the fucking white house. how do you miss twice its fucking right there
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
one of the things thats really cool about being a person with a disability is you learn pretty quick that actually disability advocacy is broadly seen as a dossers job and you get into it specifically to be lazy and never have to do anything
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
went in to ucd to check what supports id have if i wanted to do a masters and i was telling the lady i saw how and why the ucc disability support advocate ended up constantly dropping the ball on me and i could literally see by the look on her face that she was thinking aw jeez i also do that
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*suddenly solemn, as if recalling words spoken long ago* for the lore. for the bit
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i need the answer to this myself i will let you know when i have it
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
one of the things thats important about this one is from the premise ur expecting basically manic pixie dream girl fantasy and it isnt not that but as u read/watch u realise its actually a lot more about asking the question "what if there was a really tall older man who is like a puppy"
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
on da bus reading the worst dogshit mangoes they have. this ones straight just pornography but theyre pretending like it isnt bc they dont show any weiners. tilting my phone towards the guy next to me so he knows im chill. theyre callin me the model modern millennial man
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
if they ever think about remaking the tellius games they should skip path of radiance and focus all their efforts on radiant dawn so they can make a game thats finished instead of a game thats radiant dawn
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
its PROBABLY just aftershocks and hes PROBABLY going to be ok, his appetite sucks but hes drinking water and his energy is fine. god likes to test a man for making a little joke though. what happened to jesters privilege
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
little rat fuck chud son of mine got better so quick i started joking i should have let him die every time he started being a bastard and today he started throwing up and shitting blood again
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ok but what about the most important factor: the hot anime wemon
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
saw a video of a rescued puppy riddled with mange looking sad and confused and thought of this. im ill so everything is causing me 100x the normal amount of tormoil and anguish. please understand
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i dont think id have the stomach to work in animal welfare tbh. talked to a guy who does once and he said you spend a lot of time fighting the urge to beat people within an inch of their lives after you see what theyve done to the animals in their care
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
suddenly finding a lot of grey hairs growing in around my sideburns its actually so over bros
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
woagh dude same
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
was up all night keeping him alive but since he survived to this morning he should be out of the danger zone. hes back in with the vet getting iv fluids and hes gonna be getting those until i pick him up around 6pm this evening. all things going as expected hes going to be fine
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
gonna have to bring him in tomorrow again and pay another 500 bc hes still shitting pure blood in frightening quantities and honestly im a LITTLE worried that maybe this vet doesnt know what theyre doing. good thing i dont actually have this money and will need to go apply for a loan or s/t
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
good news no poison bad news no shards so theyre just going iunno gastroenteritis or something thatll be 500 euros please
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
he probably just got a shard of bone caught somewhere and hes gonna be fine but i gotta check and make sure the weird fashies next door who are always talking loudly about how vicious he is (theyve never interacted with him once) havent fucking thrown poison over the fence or something
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
back from dublin not two days and the dog is vomiting and shitting blood so i gotta rush out to the vet lol
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
thanks chiitan i always knew you were a real one
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
most of the time im cutting about in the gym vaguely ashamed to be lifting fatly but earlier this week i had a couple bisexual lads gassing me up telling me i was built like a lumberjack or s/t. tried to take a pic in the mirror and who do i see but that mfer dr eggman looking back at me
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
theres 100% something u could make combining the italian paesano w/ the cutesy japanese slang honorific paisen but i am not clever enough to concoct it
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
im just completely baffled at the sensibilities of this man and the movies he makes. like clearly theyre crowd pleasers bc a lot of people are coming away from this movie with a positive opinion of it, but i cant say ive any interest in watching it myself
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my brother was telling me about how they did this rly cool thing w/ the soundtrack where they used a lot of bronze instruments & sourced materials that would have been used at the time for string instruments & shit. & its like. you did all that & the costuming is just like "who fucking gives a shit"
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
confession: i had only eaten sushi 1 time in my stupid chud life & it was some dogshit california roll at an all u can eat buffet so for years i was left wondering what all the fuss was about until literally yesterday when i had actual proper sushi for the first time & was like ok yeah i get it now
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tilly @tillymonkfish.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i am not a smart person. i am not a charismatic person. i am not a particularly good or kind person. but what i can say about myself, is that i suffer every day
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