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Tim Emmel

@tiemmel.bsky.social
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Workin’ for the weekend

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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Great Brydini coming soon
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social great latest episode of if books could kill
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@cptowers.bsky.social is the hamate bone injury the hitter equivalent of Tommy John
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The gator chomp is such a fun , petty celebration
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My wife is the same, we went from breakfast time Christmas to after dinner Eve, to after lunch eve, to 10:15 am
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I love seeing which broadway Star shows up next
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social olive oil guys???
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social do you still do your twitch show? Miss seeing you and Tom & Bunny,
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social what was the Dale book you guys mentioned on the last podcast? (Which totally whipped ass)
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I just imagine the sad single guy replying “when’s single guy month???” to every single post
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
“I wasn’t driving, I was traveling!!!”
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Don’t cry over spilt MILF is a chef’s kiss ass title
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
So far I’ve got hang out more with friends, get back into jogging, see every Seagal movie
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Silly dog doesn’t even know how to use a weighted blanket
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
@murderxbryan.bsky.social classy
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I did the same, forget being the musical guest he should be in the low post
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Me working multiple TVs at once to keep up with all the sports
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Now I know how people that can’t recognize Clark Kent/Superman feel
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Sorry for your loss
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Awoooo
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
The one chomper signing up for this site wondering why everyone is trying to fuck him
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Can’t wait to get horny at the grocery store seeing these new sprouts
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
You rule Veda, keep being awesome
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
@hollyanderson.bsky.social watching Band of the Year and its sponsored by Red Lobster??
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
“Breaking News everyone I don’t like is getting fired, they’re now broke and (touches nonexistent earpiece) shocking news they just stepped in dog poop” this guy is both hilarious and detestable all at once
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE
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The Killers - Mr. Brightside (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TheKillersVEVO
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
My man is dreaming hard
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Big, “it’s da bat!” face
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Volleyball is great
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
MIZ
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Steampunk ass instrument and I love it
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This all blue vs all gray on a mist blue field isn’t the most visually appealing championship game
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Finally the single guys day has arrived!!!
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Me: I’m going to head home for lunch maybe some noodles or a wrap My car battery
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
What kind of Mickey Mouse records are these? Seems like they get broken constantly
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
What would the line be between the best and the worst
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Is that a moist maker in the middle???
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
68 yard field goal????
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Trying to reach that great end zone in the sky
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yes
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
One road-trip
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The Seth-Summer-Anna christmakuh episode was an all timer
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Interior Chinatown, Say Nothing
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Men would rather participate in War Games than go to therapy
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Pretty sure Sir Big Spur became Lt. Governor due to today’s victory
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I know the leftovers in the fridge hate to see me coming
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Nice job
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Any time there’s a bad song on the radio I use “Jim Johnston you’ve done it again”
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Tim Emmel @tiemmel.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Has anyone done an article about how Royce White? Went from NBA pick afraid to fly to the most pilled guy ever
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