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Tickety Boo

@tickety-boo.bsky.social
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Latte-sipping inner-city leftie. ✊🌹 Made in Scotland, from girders. Celtic FC ☘️ & Collingwood FC 🦅 Owned by a Golden Retriever 🦮 📍Melbourne 🇦🇺 via Greenock 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a cracking drive from Hamilton after a disaster of a start, and some questionable team decisions. Thoroughly enjoyed that race. #f1 #bahraingp #sepang #ferrari
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ferrari are terrible at strategy. TERRIBLE. Feel sorry for Lewis. #f1 #bahraingp
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Gerry 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🍀 @gerryr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An orange man is an Irish man who wishes he was an English man so he dresses up as a Scottish man so he can March in honour of a Dutch man. Hope that clears things up a bit 🍊
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quite a good app for seeing where you lean politically. Looks like I won’t be voting for PHON this time around. 😜Pity Australia doesn’t have any viable Democratic Socialist parties. #12axes #auspol
12 axes
MY RESULT
LEFT
Social Democracy
94%
MOST COMPATIBLE
Pedro
Sánchez
Prime Minister of
Spain

YOUR 12 AXES


Unitary
51%


Democracy
= 59%


Security
- 57%


Multiculturalism
- 68%


Pacifist
— 70%


Nationalist
52%


Public
= 79%


Planning
- 74%


Globalism
- 58%


Irreligious
96%


Progressive
— 72%


Biology
-
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OTHER PERSONALITIES

Justin
Trudeau
93%

Yamandú Orsi
93%

Fernando
Haddad
92%
NEARBY COUNTRIES
Spain
Norway
Uruguay
90%
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DISCOVER YOUR PROFILE
12AXES.VERCEL.APP
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Martin Smith @tyronebhoy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For those who don't know (and I'm mostly addressing my American friends) the orange order only want to walk road on the right as it brings them through a Catholic area. It's analogous to KKK wanting to march through Harlem.
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond. (Wrong answers only)
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Kenneth Williams' Iconic 'Ooh Matron!' in Carry On Camping
Alt: Kenneth Williams' Iconic 'Ooh Matron!' in Carry On Camping
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WTAFIT? #celran #wtf
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bloody hell - we’re playing them again this week? This’ll be fun 🙄 #celticfc #celran
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Breathing space” is the new “lebensraum”. They’re not even trying to hide it.
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you’re looking for a distraction from the game, as an alternative to scooping your eyeballs out with a rusty spoon, consider chucking Niall a couple of quid for his hospital for street dogs in Thailand. He and his team do fantastic work over there.
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Erzi lineup… Johnstone in for Sinisalo, Scales & CCV in defence. Both Duran & Hogh start. #rancel #celticfc

OFFICIAL LINE-UP
CELTIC FC
26
JOHNSTONE
51
DONOVAN
20
CARTER-VICKERS
5
SCALES
63
TIERNEY
22
BAUR
42
MCGREGOR (C)
8
NYGREN
11
DURÁN
17
TOUNEKTI
9
HØGH
SUBS
SINISALO, LOTOMBA, TRUSTY,

SØRENSEN, OXLADE-CHAMBERLAIN,

HASSAN, MHEUKA, MURRAY,

FORREST
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Huh. I suppose nobody’s all bad…
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh, well done! 😂👏👏👏👏👏
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Substack? Not only does it force me to turn notifications on, otherwise receive a million emails, but recently it started asking for my phone number to read articles. Get absolutely stuffed.
Screenshot from substack saying: Verify your number
We need to verify your phone number before unlocking this post
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gorgeous day in Melbourne today, but a tip for new players - you are now entering “Fool’s Sping”. Put that leccy blanky away at your peril…
MELBOURNE HAS 12 SEASONS
Winter
Fool's Spring
Second Winter
Spring of Deception
The Swooping 
The Pollening
Actual Spring
Summer
Hell
False Autumn
Second Summer
Actual Autumn
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LOL at the Dogs trying to wind up Nick Daicos in the first minute. You just made him angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry. #afldogspies #collingwoodfc
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy with the Linz result, but if those two goals hadn’t been ruled offside (and there was only a bawhair in it) it’d have been a very different story. That said - it’s nice to have a proper number 9 who can get on the end of things - Duran looks like a find. - Too early to say anything on Baur
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Lou 🍀🦻 @loumunro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sensational view! 🍀
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Utterly pathetic. Talk about bad losers #WorldCup #Argentina
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Here’s hoping we hear an updated version of this tomorrow youtube.com/shorts/Lldq9...
youtube.com
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Tony Carroll @papa67tony.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Loved the Apollo in Glasgow, went to loads of gigs back in the day youtu.be/qTlNGi3FJwc?...
youtu.be
Blondie - Sunday Girl Live in Glasgow with Bagpipe intro, 1979, HD, HQ Sound
YouTube video by BlondieFan
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Andrew @maccers1888.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Who in USA football asked Trump to call Infantino?There is no way Trump knew or cared what a red card meant. Glad Belgium tanned their asses anyway.
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I feel like I need to point out the irony of Trump advocating for a player who qualifies for the USMNT solely through birthright citizenship.
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Albherto @thecelticalberto.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
FIFA and Trump have also removed any goodwill towards the US team whatsoever Beforehand, I think most fans were willing to separate the political situation of the US from the players representing her on the field Now? Even that is tainted with signature megalomania Everyone will want them to lose
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What the heck is a penalty lap? #sainz #BritishGP
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Even Blatter’s calling it out. #InfantinoMustGo #FIFACorruption #TrumpCorruption #USMNT
Joseph S Blatter X
Red cards are not overturned by political phone calls. They are overturned by rules, evidence and independent bodies. If a U.S.
President intervenes with the
FIFA President — and a player is suddenly cleared before a World Cup knockout match - the question is unavoidable: Quo vadis, FIFA?
Football must never become a playground for political power.
#FIFA #WorldCup
#Giannilnfantino #DonaldTrump
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is a fucking disgrace. Literally the most corrupt thing I’ve ever seen from FIFA and god knows, that’s a high bar. Infantino needs to go. #balogun #usamnt #redcard
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Mixed feelings about Steve Clarke’s resignation. He’s probably taken Scotland as far as he could, but looking around, who else do you get in, and who do they play? The core group of players are aging, with few high quality replacements coming through.
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Anyone else having trouble with Kayo Sports? I’m getting nothing but a blue spinning circle…
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Currently watching “A shot at glory”, as the SBS app on my TV appears to be buggered. First time I’ve seen it! Robert Duvall’s attempt at a Scottish accent is hands down the worst I’ve ever heard.
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ha! Freudian typo! What I meant to say was, Has McInnes actually gone to Rangers, or is it still just rumours at the moment?
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Has McInnes actually gone oranges, or is it still just rumours at the moment?
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Cracking goal from Irakunda!
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Enjoy it while it lasts… I can’t see this team taking any points off Morocco or Brazil.
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Race control handing out penalties for speeding in the pit lane #MonacoGP #f1 #MonteCarlo #Monaco #formula1
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Oprah's Iconic Point and Fist Pump
ALT: Oprah's Iconic Point and Fist Pump
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
What’s with the recent attacks by both the LNP and One Nation on permanent residents? Do they not realise that literally the only difference between the two is that citizens can vote? Do they not know you can apply for citizenship, and that you don’t have to be born here or (gasp!) white?
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I’m at a bit of a loss since the Late Show with Stephen Colbert ended. I used to watch the monologues and the more interesting interviews on YouTube before I went to sleep each night. What else is worth watching?
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Another smack over the head for the Narcissist-in chief and the Vice Couch Fucker from Pope Leo. #GBTP
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Kimi Antonelli needs just three more Grand Prix wins to officially become the second greatest Italian driver of all time. Given his current form it’s not far-fetched to imagine him potentially clinching the number one spot from Alberto Ascari by the season’s end. That’s wild!
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
ACL confirmed for Jamie Elliot. Poor guy. At 33, that’s a career-ending injury. #collingwood #collingwoodfc
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Anyone get a good photo of the Celtic Tifo yesterday? Couldn’t get a good view of what it was on TV.
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
OK Celtic - make it happen! www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
bbc.com
Pep Guardiola leaves: Man City confirm manager's exit after 10 years
Manchester City confirm that Pep Guardiola will leave at the end of the season after a decade of unparalleled success.
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Stevie Jackson @bobbyperu1975.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Derek McInnes as Osmand ran in on goal.
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Well said, Kelly Given. #celticfc
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The Hearts are broken The Hearts are broken Sorrow Sorrow Sorrow Sorroooooow...
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♡☆ Tiocfaidh Clá raá ☆♡ @tiocfaidhclaraa.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I fucking love this!!
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Well Done Celtic. Well done, Martin O’Neill. Life in the old dog yet. Who could have imagined this in the middle of Nancy’s run. He breathed life back into this team and this support. #champions #56andcounting #ynwa
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Fucking hell. Get off the pitch, idiots.
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Tickety Boo @tickety-boo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Great. Now we’ve got 8 minutes to hang in through . I’ll have nae nails left!
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Calmac CSC @shuggie566.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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