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Racing the kid with the cart retrieval engine in the Target parking lot to an open parking space, because I don’t WANT to launch him into the back end of a Hyundai Kona, but I WILL.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

Drove 16 hours through intermittent snow to get home yesterday, feeling increasingly crappy the whole way, only for 2 home tests to scream “COVID!!!!” at me. This holiday strain isn’t titting around.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

The 2 year old just shouted the alphabet at me the entire time I was trying to go to the bathroom. The last bastion of my sanity has been breached; pray for me.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

Random parts of my house are making weird sounds when the wind gusts and I feel like I’m going to end up in a fantasy land or a ditch.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 13/11/2023

Charging my headphones with a dodgy wireless charging pad bought off AliExpress for $4 so the radiant heat in my ear canals will help loosen up the wax for cleaning purposes.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

If my kid isn’t going to listen when I tell him to go potty before we walk to the park, he’s gotta learn to piss on a tree without hanging his whole entire ass out.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

There’s an on-site vaccination clinic at work today, set up near my desk. Gonna ask the other guys if they’re feeling period cramps suddenly just to see who bites.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

Kid just sneezed while housing a tube of Gogurt and I’m strongly considering finding Jesus.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

I’m going to end the weekend either covered in bruises from a toddler MMAing me in the middle of the night, or with hip dysplasia like an old black lab from laying on the floor to get him to sleep in his own bed.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

@mobute.bsky.social I’m both (semi)Irish AND a non-poster, yet I somehow sneaked past your defenses! I hope it keeps you up at night, knowing I’m out here green-ing up the joint but not talking about it!

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