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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The fearful “I’m way too baked to drive to the devil’s house” cutting to the overexcited “Drive, monkey, drive!” always kills me.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Can’t imagine why she would want to keep a low profile after seeing how normal you fucking dipshits are being about it.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Men are just naturally more attractive which is why women need makeup to make themselves look less masculine and more attractive. These birds that don’t use makeup are proof. If a woman prefers a more masculine look (again, naturally more attractive) I will call her slurs. This is logical thinking.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Dude’s gonna get a C&D from quince dot com if he tries to follow through with an ad read.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

One well-timed fire alarm could leave them all scrambling in a pile like when someone startles a litter of napping kittens.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

As long as we get footage of Wemby walking into an arena wearing Bovino’s nazi cosplay greatcoat as a slutty lil crop jacket.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Cam Higby confirms after he farted in a crowded elevator going up, leftist TERRORISTS took a different elevator down to the lobby without letting him ride along!

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

They need to focus on the pronouns and her queerness because it’s the only way to “prove” that she was trying to kill him. Because in their minds, if she’s already bought into some aspects of the “liberal identity,” she of course also wants to execute ICE agents in the street.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Thinnest blood ever, like sugar-free kool aid in the veins.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Peep jousting is a fun, stupid way to inject some competition into it too, if you’re into that sort of thing.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Guy looks like Where’s Waldo finally finished his gap year backpacking around the world and accepted the position at his dad’s company.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

“Any death threats were not vetted by the OSU Reddit community, I hope you understand that! If you or your family were made to feel unsafe, rest assured that it was NOT official!”

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

I think all of Frank Darabont’s Stephen King adaptations get this treatment to a certain degree, but most strongly for Shawshank, The Mist just for the ending, and The Green Mile somewhere in between. They’re all movies that will earn easy upvotes on Reddit for the first person to mention them.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

You could get him to recreate the bird incident by having him throw a sandwich at a rotisserie chicken, see how much meat he can knock off the bone.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Smiling like a kindergartener on his first school picture day. Smiling is just showing as much tooth as possible, right?

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

RFK Jr just wants first dibs on his prostate. The holidays are coming up and he has to start menu planning.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Pulling together a summertime ensemble consisting of my Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses and my Jaxson Dart Action Jorts, and that’s it.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

When my dad died last year I told my mom not to skimp on the pyrotechnics budget, but the rest of the family and the funeral director all disagreed. I hope they’re watching this and realizing what we missed out on.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

This might betray me as a casual fan but my favorite part of every Superman comic is when he’s shot through the neck and dies instantly.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

When the snake oil salesmen are hyping their new technology as being able to do anything the heart desires, and the media is reluctant to push back on that narrative, you can’t pin 100% of the responsibility on the people who believed it.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I’m curious what set homie is from.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

If I ran a restaurant and I employed a cook that needed constant babysitting to not put fingernails in every burger they made, they wouldn’t be employed anymore!

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

This jumped out at me with the story about the PD that shared an AI-edited photo of a drug bust. I’m sure they didn’t intend for the AI to manipulate the stuff they seized, but it still slopified everything on the table by default. www.vice.com/en/article/c...

vice.com

Cops Apologize After Altering Drug Bust Photo With AI

U.S. cops altered a drug bust photo with AI before posting it online. Then insisted it was real. Then apologized for the "enhancements."

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I feel like there’s only one man for the job…

Ben Garrison’s absurd tribute to Kobe Bryant. A smiling Bryant looks at the viewer from within a cloud while a basketball with impressively muscular arms and, frankly, a horrifically wide mouth cries tears that are also basketballs, a fact which has disturbing implications for the life cycles of sentient sky-dwelling sporting goods.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

That’s what Frankie told crowds of concertgoers in the mid-1980s.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Reading an AI summary of my AI-generated fan fiction Star Wars sequel trilogy that has been fixed with fewer women and minorities in speaking roles to find out I should be experiencing an emotion ChatGPT calls “thrillrousal,” so I can focus on making more money rather than experiencing things.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Who would you rather run into while hiking alone in the woods, a cop or a man?

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Always reassuring when your Health Secretary is the Goofus in a scenario about brain-eating infections.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Some day she will have to answer to St. Peter for the number of bathroom-sign pictures she has on her phone and when her response isn’t “It was for a running gag on my blog with single-digit readership” she’s getting flushed straight to hell.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

As stupid and baldly offensive as this is, I can only hope it results in a True Believer trying to storm the Sistine Chapel screaming about voting machines and getting slaughtered with a halberd as a result.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

It helps that he tends to repeat himself, especially in the locker room scenes, which adds to the musicality of it.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

This many likes and you’re now legally obligated to also beat the driver with the body panel that’s inevitably going to fall off.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

It’s even better when you see the photos of him firing from the prone position and find out he’s also wearing blue jeans, like he thought it was a firing range via Zoom and not in person.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I question the wisdom of saying anything about “sending seeds” when talking about a guy who got clowned on all summer for fucking a couch, but I guess I wasn’t elected VP so what do I know?

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

One day my oldest proudly informed me he mixed his own strawberry milk. He mixed an almost-full gallon, still in the jug. I was impressed by how little syrup he squirted all over the counter though.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Why do they look like they’ve swapped their normal postures? Did they get Face/Off’ed at some point?

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Dude looks like Bosch, but he got stuck on a gas station roller grill for an extended period of time.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

My Cybertank makes a farting sound with every shell the Full Self-Targeting System fires at a stray dog it has identified as enemy armor. I radio battalion “Le epic win” as guerrilla rebels camouflaged in cardboard boxes evade detection and disable our vehicle by setting up traffic cones. “Lulz.”

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

“Elon, we’re losin em! Quick, hit em with the ol’ razzle dazzle!”

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Football requiring all 11 players on the field to be active at the same time means you can’t hide the occasional Willians Astudillo like you can in baseball. But it would be a lot more entertaining if they tried.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

She says she put over 35,000 miles on her Model 3 in the 3 years she leased it. That’s like textbook mileage for average vehicle use! To hell with the Musk association, I’m pissed that she thinks she’s out here Cannonball Running for a living when she’s averaging around 50 miles a day.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

According to these hypotheticals, the ideal A.I. user is the guy from the infomercials that can’t answer a phone without spilling a giant bowl of cheese puffs all over himself in his BarcaLounger.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Dan Snyder would blindly finance the construction of a guillotine if you told him it’s a project to solve PR issues for billionaires.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

If/when the Vikings win tonight is it a good thing for them that their path to the Super Bowl potentially means a 3rd game each against two division rivals?

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Exactly the kind of emotional violence we should expect from an asymmetric such as yourself. Online activity has not caused my brain to curdle like vinegar in milk.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

He looks like his mom is about to make him sing Willie Nelson songs into the PA system at Wal-Mart in an attempt to go viral.

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Thunderhorse! @thunderhorse.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

That’s how you know it’s a society far removed from our own reality, the detectives didn’t mark it as a cold case as soon as they had to hump up one flight.

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