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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

This new book tackles many of today’s biggest science questions like —How many donuts is too many donuts? What's better for you: Vaping or Smoking? Charcoal grills and gas grills both have their own benefits, but which should you use if you're drunk? And more. #books #science #pulitzer

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

My new book will be out soon. It’s a story that touches on several hilarious topics including, the war on science, the slow death of American journalism and gun control. #FunnyBooks #PulitzerNod #ItsAboutTime

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I’m proud to announce that all of my books have been long-listed for the Paraclifta Prize 🏆 which is awarded (periodically) to the best novel 📕 about the fictional town of Paraclifta! #FineLiterature #CheaperThanGas #Deserving

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

CNN says Pentagon spending in September included $9 million on Alaskan king crab and lobster tails and more than $200 million in furniture. But they bought $0 worth of my books. 📕 😬 #ResponsibleSpending

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Since I haven’t been to a major entertainment or sporting event in a while, I’ve decided to just voluntarily send some money to Ticketmaster! That only seems fair. #fairness #TicketMoney

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Finally, a good 📕 bio: When he found out congressmen don’t read any of the letters they receive, Thule Taaffe decided to start writing humorous political satire. Like so many great American authors, Thule now writes for personal pleasure, and for beer money. #books #booksky #GreatAuthors

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toddturner.bsky.social @toddturner.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I hate to brag, but I just learned that the building where I work has been re-named “The Turner Building.” I had nothing to do with this, but I am very honored.

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

People who get paid for doing nothing: 💥Bad college football coaches 🏈 💥Congressmen ⚖️ #shutdown #GreatJobs #Trillionaire$

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Getting vaccinated 💉 is like reading my books📕 — Even if it’s not mandatory, most scientists still believe it’s a good idea. #Books #Science

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

My great-great-great-grandfather, James Kearney Taaffe was born on this day in 1830. He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books. #GroovyBooks

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

ATTENTION: I disagreed with my marketing team’s “statistics” about my recent book sales. 📕 So, they have all been fired. #truth #RealNumbers #books

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Time to get ready for football season. 🏈 PurpleHullPress.com #booksky

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

HELP— I’m looking to ingest more microplastics and would appreciate any advice. #GoodHealth #Lifestyle #Science

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Time to get ready for football season. 🏈 PurpleHullPress.com

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

With the release of my third book,📕I’d like to thank my literary team: 💥 Author— me 💥 Editor— me 💥 Agent— me 💥 Exec. Asst— me 💥 Marketing— N/A 💥 Research— me 💥 Legal— me 🙏 Thanks to all of you heroes.

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Thule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Let me get this straight, the US govt is rewarding Syria and punishing Harvard? #Yikes #Whoa

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

If you take a couple of hours to read my books, you’ll be just as dismayed as I am that they did not win Pulitzer Prizes.

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

I’m betting on the Kentucky Derby today; but if I don’t win, it’s because of Biden. #thanksBiden

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

My book sales are going OK, but they’d be going great if it weren’t for Biden. #thanksBiden

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

ATTENTION: Anyone who buys a $500,000 membership in my new club can have one of my books for free.

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

WARNING: My books contain rapid sequences of satire and sarcasm and may be distracting to sensitive readers.

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I’m depressed by all the greed in government 💰, so I’m going to focus more on something that’s not influenced by money — college football! 🏈

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I don’t think autism is preventable, but ignorance is.

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Lawyers who advance patently unconstitutional positions in courts of law should be sanctioned or dis-barred. #lawyers

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I’m considering withholding billions of dollars from Harvard unless they start saying good things about my books. #books #billions

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I got side-tracked watching the market crash and never found out if Trump won his golf match. ⛳️ Can someone let me know?

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

For me, the hardest part about writing hilarious political satires is the dedication page; but for my upcoming 📕 it’s easy— I’m dedicating it to the people of the Heard & McDonald Islands. 🐧 Those folks deserve some good news. #books #tarrific @heardislandgov.bsky.social PurpleHullPress.com

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

📕 SALES NEWS: The # of 📕 📕 I’ve sold is now officially HIGHER than the # of moons around Saturn; but is still LOWER than the # of Americans with measles. #funnybooks #books #Vax&Read PurpleHullPress.com

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

If I wanted to slap a tariff on @heardislandgov.bsky.social I would at least announce it in a national security chat group so it would stay secret.

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

YIKES! 😬 The president’s tariff on Heard and McDonald Islands is gonna hurt my sales. I fear that none of the readers in the HAM islands will get the chance to read my awesome books 📕 #books #HAMislands #stephenking

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

💡HUGE NEWS-- Since I have no marketing strategy, I’m now asking national security officials to include excerpts from my books when they send top-secret, classified messages. That will expose my books to MILLIONS of people all over the world!📕 PurpleHullPress.com #books #marketing

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Readers: It’s OFFICIAL— no animals were injured in the making of my books. Not only are the books at PurpleHullPress.com hilarious, they are also vegan-friendly! #WritingCommunity #readers #booksky

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

One of my readers said my book made her laugh so hard she spit up some omelette. 🍳 I told her she has nothing to complain about if she’s wealthy enough to buy eggs. #eggcellent #booksky

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

IMPORTANT SALES NEWS— if sales remain strong for my hilarious novels, I am considering donating some of the proceeds to NATO. #booksky #laughandsupportNATO

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

SWEET NEWS— the Dept of Health and Human Services thinks the paper used in my books can be combined with cod liver oil for medicinal purposes. So, after you read my books, you can use the pages to treat measles! #writers #writingcommunity #booksky

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

When a tornado damages the local Rebel statue, it creates hilarious turmoil in a town down south. My second book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Attention Authors: I’ve created the Department Of Publishing Efficiency (DOPE) to help with my book sales. 💵 I think DOPE is going to be great for me. #Writers #WritingCommunity #DOPE

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

This marks the 7th straight year that my Resolution to lose weight has been sabotaged by the Girl Scouts and their damn cookies. 🛑 🍪 🛑 🍪 #CancelCookies

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

IMPORTANT NEWS: I have rejected DOGE’s demand that I resign from my position as a part-time author of hilarious novels. #booksky

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Bad News: USAID will no longer be sending my books to people in other countries. Good News: Since the CFPB has been dismantled, I can start scamming consumers!

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

I believe in honesty and the U.S. Constitution. (I’m only saying this because if I ever decide to run for office, someone will find this message and realize that I’m unqualified to serve).

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

NOTICE— I am considering imposing a tariff on any consumers who do not purchase a copy of the book, “Milk and Catfish.”

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Attention Agents— if you wish to contact me, your queries must be compliant with the rules governing legal briefs submitted to the US 8th Circuit Court of Appeals. Otherwise, they will be summarily rejected. #ThankYou #WritingCommunity

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Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Instead of getting authors or celebs to review my first novel, I’ve decided to get comments from the people who matter the most— the characters. “If you could actually measure the height of a tall tale, this ‘un would reach higher than a skyscraper.” —John D. Dalrymple

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mycatissmarterthan.bsky.social @mycatissmarterthan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Happy Thanksgiving. I highly recommend “Milk and Catfish” by Thule Taaffe available at Amazon. It’s about rural towns, rumors, and conspiracy theories; fast and funny read.

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