Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026This new book tackles many of today’s biggest science questions like —How many donuts is too many donuts? What's better for you: Vaping or Smoking? Charcoal grills and gas grills both have their own benefits, but which should you use if you're drunk? And more. #books #science #pulitzer 031
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Getting vaccinated 💉 is like reading my books📕 — Even if it’s not mandatory, most scientists still believe it’s a good idea. #Books #Science 010
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 14/08/2025My great-great-great-grandfather, James Kearney Taaffe was born on this day in 1830. He hated tariffs, but he would’ve freaking loved my books. #GroovyBooks 021
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Time to get ready for football season. 🏈 PurpleHullPress.com #booksky 011
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Time to get ready for football season. 🏈 PurpleHullPress.com 031
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Thule’s newest book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com 052
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 05/05/2025If you take a couple of hours to read my books, you’ll be just as dismayed as I am that they did not win Pulitzer Prizes. 031
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 03/05/2025My book sales are going OK, but they’d be going great if it weren’t for Biden. #thanksBiden 010
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 02/05/2025ATTENTION: Anyone who buys a $500,000 membership in my new club can have one of my books for free. 020
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 04/04/2025📕 SALES NEWS: The # of 📕 📕 I’ve sold is now officially HIGHER than the # of moons around Saturn; but is still LOWER than the # of Americans with measles. #funnybooks #books #Vax&Read PurpleHullPress.com 031
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 25/03/2025💡HUGE NEWS-- Since I have no marketing strategy, I’m now asking national security officials to include excerpts from my books when they send top-secret, classified messages. That will expose my books to MILLIONS of people all over the world!📕 PurpleHullPress.com #books #marketing 171
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Vonnegut is one of my heroes and the reason I started writing about the absurdity of America. 010
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 05/03/2025When a tornado damages the local Rebel statue, it creates hilarious turmoil in a town down south. My second book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com 041
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Instead of getting authors or celebs to review my first novel, I’ve decided to get comments from the people who matter the most— the characters. “If you could actually measure the height of a tall tale, this ‘un would reach higher than a skyscraper.” —John D. Dalrymple 095
Thule Taaffe @thuletaaffe.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Milk and Catfish. The funniest political satire of 2024 15128