oats o’keefe @thugducks.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I can’t issue any buy orders until we know the shit volume of this toilet 020
oats o’keefe @thugducks.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Youtubers should be banned from naming their videos like “how many slices of bread have i eaten in my lifetime (THIS IS INTERESTING I PROMISE!!!!)” you can’t start begging for viewer retention before i’ve even clicked the video you maniacs 020
oats o’keefe @thugducks.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I wonder if sia and adele know how much crossword puzzle writers rely on their names 010
Reposted by oats o’keefeamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/02/2025I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️” 1673971035
oats o’keefe @thugducks.bsky.social · 19/12/2024i care. roscoe beauregard... d'etat un peut... james was my dad's name. he stole my dog. 020
Reposted by oats o’keefeJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18/11/2024This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters 615032661
Reposted by oats o’keefeDaniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 15/11/2024The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it. 325177291890
Reposted by oats o’keefeceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2024Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died 11495322816
oats o’keefe @thugducks.bsky.social · 14/11/2024That’s incredible, i’m pretty jealous!! Thanks for watching out for them 000
