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Carl Kloster

@threepixel.bsky.social
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very likely the best 5bux you'll spend all day. It's funny, it's got heart, and it's a beautiful adventure you shouldn't miss.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Dunka dunka dunka dunka dinka”
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thinking about giving my kid a cd boombox for Christmas with a variety of CDs. Stuff I know he likes, stuff I think he might like. So if anyone wants to make cool suggestions for CDs to get him into just as he turns 12 let me know.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean this in the best possible way: It gives me hot dog vibes. Bun colored outer walls, hot dog colored middle cross wall.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’re just the skeletons of wild pillows. You don’t want skeletons for breakfast?
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ernest Scared Stupid
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Ernest P. Worrell's Googly Eye Gag by Jim Varney
ALT: Ernest P. Worrell's Googly Eye Gag by Jim Varney
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For a brief second I thought they made dice to roll your own cha-cha slide.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woah, who was more excited to meet who!?
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Weird he has a hoop placed right there
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a cool guy. Seems very chilled.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Hamburgler and the widow of The Grimace.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I hear the instrumentals now I think Big Nick Live is starting soon.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An airline should pay you to make these as posters in the terminal.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is my face looking at this poster
An artistic rendering of Mr. Bean smiling knowing that he knows the secrets of the universe.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gad darn it I filled my pants with piss again.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He doesn’t need Infinity Vision, he has perfect sight.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I appreciate the work you put in. Got my copy of Spine the other day and have been eyeballing Miru. But don’t burn yourself out. That’s not good for anyone.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I told my kids that “7 minutes in heaven” is when you’re at a party and get locked in a closet to listen to the album.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fartcophagas
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Put it on Bandcamp. Release it on vinyl. Sell a cassette or a cd. Let us have it physically and not just streaming out of big techs data centers.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you ever need/want to play one: play Big Walk with a group of friends online. It is a joy filled treat.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am going to be sad when I finish it. I've wandered around it solo just because the vibe of the island is so nice, but the co-op is just the best gaming in a long time for me.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@realinfowars.bsky.social I would give a reasonable amount of money if the Info Wars album was put onto a vinyl record. I guess I'll just have to stream it from BIG TECH until then. music.apple.com/us/album/inf...
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InfoWars: The Album by Nick Lutsko on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 8 Songs
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been sitting thinking about how Disney did all those live action versions of movies to middling reviews, when they could have just made them Muppet movies. Muppet Moana. Muppet Cinderella. Muppet Lion King. Gonzo and Stitch. They could have done these and they’d probably have been pretty good.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I never would have imagined the Elf would sound like Yoda. I assumed he'd just sound like Phil Braun.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t have any need to see his Godzuki
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And then Info Wars: The Junior Novelization (with 8 pages of full color photos)
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't wait to request any of these hits at the next wedding I attend.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh shit, I love green flavor.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think it would not be at all creepy if I showed up to a friends house to play games and every chair had our faces on them to assign seats.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
YabadabaYUM
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m still slowly working through it with my group, but I love going to work and talking about my time in the game with my coworker and comparing how our groups worked out things.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm glad it seems they kept from giving Link a voice in the Ocarina remake. But they should have gone one step further and given him signs like Wile E. Coyote.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Young Link's face felt off at first, but seeing all the different people in Hyrule Town in the montage made me feel like overall they kept a lot of great personality in the people. Give me a town of weirdos please.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s 78 outside so why not make chili and eat it in the sun. Hell yah.
Living my best life eating chili outside at the end of summer. The sun beating down and heating me up on the outside while the chili warms me up on the inside inside.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sometimes I count sleeving a game as playing it just to make myself feel better. “I certainly touched all the pieces, that seems like it should count for something.”
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Seeing it with my dad on one side of me and my oldest kid on the other and hearing them both enjoy and laugh with it was a treat.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Deep Fried didn’t do it for me. Just kind of tasted like a graham cracker flavor. Banana Pudding was pretty good, with a decent banana taste. Have yet to get to Chicken and Waffles.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you like reading about songs and what they mean to the person making them this is a dang good deal. Plus the cards are great and the pin is adorable. Best deal you’ll find today!
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And it doesn't even come with a lego disc.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sending a respectful pat on the back.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There are ways you can tell places that have a Sir Mix-A-Lot problem.
A locked metal door with a sign that says “BUN STORAGE ONLY” with a picture of a bun that has the word BIMBO on it.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It looks so good, but damn I loved 4 player co-op in PJM2 so I'm disappointed it only 2 player co-op in PJM3.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Info Wars Fall and Info Wars Elf share a lot of the same letters.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They should 100% lean into the TV side of things. I want 2019 Ducktales world.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I hope you only lost your baby teeth.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don’t know, I feel fine.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Achoo!
The image features Tim with a serious expression next to a horse with a white stripe on its face. There is also The Info Wars Elf in the one spot an elf should never be: between a man and his horse. The background is a soft gradient of blue, and the word "INFOWARS" is prominently displayed at the bottom.
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Carl Kloster @threepixel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think something weird happened when I downloaded the photo onto computer.
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