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@threadpig.bsky.social
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sewist. pattern drafter. costume designer & clothier. occasional 3d modeler. father of ferrets. VtM neonate 🧛🏽

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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
parappa the rapper, but with batman
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sailor Moon in two phases 
Top one text: AI is trash
Bottom one text : no and/but....end of sentence
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
and i *won’t* bring the menthol mint cheek cream that makes the underthighs feel so good and right on a cold throne
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
weazzzel
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@threadotweets.bsky.social i’m pretty sure i was the intended tag here but it would be pretty sick if you were incidentally also a world of darkness fan
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
didn’t realize “don’t invent the torment nexus” needed to be expanded to “don’t reify the technocracy from first principles”
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
audio on at 0:20 to hear the pained whisper of a broken man on a zoom call with Stakeholders
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
yea but it’s also how he got that snatched af swimmer’s body
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if two bros were chilling on an ice cold minty greased up seat would they sit face to face or swayze/moore “ghost” style
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
you want it? cüm and claim it, mint boy
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i would lay down my life for you. you and your minty underthighs
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 15/08/2026
39. Still suck at selfies, still don't know how to do any makeup other than eyeshadow, but I think I'm making it work
My big dumb face
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
an ice cold toilet seat on a freshly shorn thigh really is quite breath taking. there’s nothing like it.
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izzy @isobel.top · 11/08/2026
logging into bluesky
chrono trigger screenshot:

Welcome to the Millennial Fair!
Have fun!
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
don’t forget to microwave it first. get it just right.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 30/07/2026
anyway, time to apply to InfoWars, wish me luck lmao
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
youths today don’t understand the sublime beauty of a consummate v
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
will ye walk the The Path of Postmates, childe?
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
straight from the book of nod: caine: Out of Darkness, how did you build this place? How did you make clothes? How did you grow food?" caine really said "mom how do i wash my clothes what's permanent press also how does the stove work"
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i am the novice noddist in question, and zoë and i were laughing at: "She [lilith] used her powers and commanded me [caine] to stop. Because of her power, I heeded her, but deep within me a seed was [of rebellion] was planted" is the dark mother not allowed her boundaries, caine???
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
gotcha! makes sense to me. if you don’t mind, another one: are the Gnawed literally just wights? or are they just Malkavian specific Caitiff? (as you can tell we’re Malkavian lovers in this “house” [haven…?])
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
oof, bad showing from me that i didn’t more closely read the page on wights 😬 i thank you for the gracious response. my co ST and i follow up with: would a Malkavaian wight essentially be all but useless from a discipline perspective? would they still be in the Madness network?
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
if you don’t mind, what are your thoughts on running wights? my co ST and i were flipping through the vtm 5e core book and your wiki (incredible, by the way) and couldn’t find clear answers. does their stat block change in anyway? can wights pretend to be human? do disciplines change?
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
all homey houses gotta have a robed squidward-ass looking motherfucker shuffling around trading leather hides for gems
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
one of the many reasons CLO's great is because it can be used to pattern and simulate anything sewable, including "accessories" like shoulder pads, sleeve heads, zippers, and pockets.
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
there's a split view between 2D and 3D. skipping quite a few steps, but it's these initial, flattened, 3d pen, drapes that i edit and simulate until i've got a silhouette i like and a pattern that works.
CLO's 2D/3D split viewthe pattern for my jacket.
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
all patterning was done in my software of choice, CLO. of its many features, CLO has a 3d pen tool that lets you draw on an avatar. effectively, it's digital draping. CLO then lets you "flatten" your drawings and work on them in 2D and 3D simultaneously.
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
hey, i made this jacket! took it all the way from vague, original, concept, through digital patterning, to final, wearable, actually-pretty-decent, garment!
front view of a headless dude posing in a jacket he madeback view of a headless dude posing in a jacket he madepeek at the facing of a custom jacketa jacket presented such that is lining is on display
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
buddy there are some bells you can’t unring. you could have just blocked and moved on. you had no right to throw an abuser’s name straight into the face of the person he abused. alec was an abuser. horribly so. reconsider what version of him you keep in your memories.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 14/06/2026
love too walk into an immersive art thing and immediately be greeted by slop. I don't know why this surprised me but it sucks b
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
dammit!!! had i but known the art was problematic……..
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. your cousin is a visionary.
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
[alyssa edwards voice] backroom s?
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cyan 🧿 @cyanfacade.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
a little ahead of pride, but who says we can't get started early? #warframefanart
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
some things you can really only do the once or they become rote but if I could relive one moment this here would be high on the list www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s67...
youtube.com
The Mountain Goats - Sugar, We're Goin' Down [Live]
YouTube video by notasfarwest
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
the mind is the power house of the data center
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Bands with Heroes
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa
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Announcing United Wizards of the Coast - CWA!
MTG Arena workers announce unionization as United Wizards of the Coast-CWA, calling on WOTC to voluntarily recognize their union and begin collective bargaining.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 26/04/2026
so my bestie told me to pick out a warframe from the store as a gift and I chose this mushroom guy based purely on his design (I know nothing, I'm looking up nothing) and now I will be playing *exclusively* as this loving father who also turns into an incredibly cheeked up baby mushroom who squeaks
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
incredible discourse on the warframe wiki
a chorus of posters on the warframe wiki posting “mushrum”
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
no honor in what i do. only duty.
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i have dispensation from @unburntwitch.com to distribute our weasels as needed so square up butter cup
two adorable ferrets laying in bedtwo adorable ferrets laying in bed (pt 2)4 adorable ferrets in the same bed
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
it should have been me
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Defector @defector.com · 04/04/2026
There is no way to watch the new 'Harry Potter' show subversively. If you're watching, you are buying in.
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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but…
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
send that boy to turkey for that hairline
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
leisure suit larry wishes it was half the game this is
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
no more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. henceforth he shall fart.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 21/03/2026
I’m not a dei hire im the dei highest
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thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
we say it “tidus” but we admit the official pronunciation is “tidus”
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