thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 02/09/2026and i *won’t* bring the menthol mint cheek cream that makes the underthighs feel so good and right on a cold throne 010
Reposted by thread pig 🐽Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed: 9465734510
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026@threadotweets.bsky.social i’m pretty sure i was the intended tag here but it would be pretty sick if you were incidentally also a world of darkness fan 010
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026didn’t realize “don’t invent the torment nexus” needed to be expanded to “don’t reify the technocracy from first principles” 181
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026audio on at 0:20 to hear the pained whisper of a broken man on a zoom call with Stakeholders 020
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026yea but it’s also how he got that snatched af swimmer’s body 010
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 15/08/2026if two bros were chilling on an ice cold minty greased up seat would they sit face to face or swayze/moore “ghost” style 100
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i would lay down my life for you. you and your minty underthighs 200
Reposted by thread pig 🐽Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 15/08/202639. Still suck at selfies, still don't know how to do any makeup other than eyeshadow, but I think I'm making it work 163144212
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 13/08/2026an ice cold toilet seat on a freshly shorn thigh really is quite breath taking. there’s nothing like it. 100
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 11/08/2026don’t forget to microwave it first. get it just right. 110
Reposted by thread pig 🐽Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 30/07/2026anyway, time to apply to InfoWars, wish me luck lmao 87173578
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026youths today don’t understand the sublime beauty of a consummate v 010
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026straight from the book of nod: caine: Out of Darkness, how did you build this place? How did you make clothes? How did you grow food?" caine really said "mom how do i wash my clothes what's permanent press also how does the stove work" 250
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i am the novice noddist in question, and zoë and i were laughing at: "She [lilith] used her powers and commanded me [caine] to stop. Because of her power, I heeded her, but deep within me a seed was [of rebellion] was planted" is the dark mother not allowed her boundaries, caine??? 260
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026gotcha! makes sense to me. if you don’t mind, another one: are the Gnawed literally just wights? or are they just Malkavian specific Caitiff? (as you can tell we’re Malkavian lovers in this “house” [haven…?]) 100
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026oof, bad showing from me that i didn’t more closely read the page on wights 😬 i thank you for the gracious response. my co ST and i follow up with: would a Malkavaian wight essentially be all but useless from a discipline perspective? would they still be in the Madness network? 100
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026if you don’t mind, what are your thoughts on running wights? my co ST and i were flipping through the vtm 5e core book and your wiki (incredible, by the way) and couldn’t find clear answers. does their stat block change in anyway? can wights pretend to be human? do disciplines change? 100
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 04/07/2026all homey houses gotta have a robed squidward-ass looking motherfucker shuffling around trading leather hides for gems 000
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2026one of the many reasons CLO's great is because it can be used to pattern and simulate anything sewable, including "accessories" like shoulder pads, sleeve heads, zippers, and pockets. 010
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2026there's a split view between 2D and 3D. skipping quite a few steps, but it's these initial, flattened, 3d pen, drapes that i edit and simulate until i've got a silhouette i like and a pattern that works. 110
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2026all patterning was done in my software of choice, CLO. of its many features, CLO has a 3d pen tool that lets you draw on an avatar. effectively, it's digital draping. CLO then lets you "flatten" your drawings and work on them in 2D and 3D simultaneously. 110
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 01/07/2026hey, i made this jacket! took it all the way from vague, original, concept, through digital patterning, to final, wearable, actually-pretty-decent, garment! 340
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 15/06/2026buddy there are some bells you can’t unring. you could have just blocked and moved on. you had no right to throw an abuser’s name straight into the face of the person he abused. alec was an abuser. horribly so. reconsider what version of him you keep in your memories. 0140
Reposted by thread pig 🐽Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 14/06/2026love too walk into an immersive art thing and immediately be greeted by slop. I don't know why this surprised me but it sucks b 5572034
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 14/06/2026dammit!!! had i but known the art was problematic…….. 020
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 14/06/2026art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. your cousin is a visionary. 180
Reposted by thread pig 🐽cyan 🧿 @cyanfacade.bsky.social · 28/05/2026a little ahead of pride, but who says we can't get started early? #warframefanart 3645242
Reposted by thread pig 🐽the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/05/2026some things you can really only do the once or they become rote but if I could relive one moment this here would be high on the list www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s67...youtube.comThe Mountain Goats - Sugar, We're Goin' Down [Live]YouTube video by notasfarwest 21746104
Reposted by thread pig 🐽United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwaunitedwizardsofthecoast.comAnnouncing United Wizards of the Coast - CWA!MTG Arena workers announce unionization as United Wizards of the Coast-CWA, calling on WOTC to voluntarily recognize their union and begin collective bargaining. 8353982048
Reposted by thread pig 🐽Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 26/04/2026so my bestie told me to pick out a warframe from the store as a gift and I chose this mushroom guy based purely on his design (I know nothing, I'm looking up nothing) and now I will be playing *exclusively* as this loving father who also turns into an incredibly cheeked up baby mushroom who squeaks 4847135
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 24/04/2026i have dispensation from @unburntwitch.com to distribute our weasels as needed so square up butter cup 110
Reposted by thread pig 🐽Defector @defector.com · 04/04/2026There is no way to watch the new 'Harry Potter' show subversively. If you're watching, you are buying in.defector.comIt’s Time To Grow Up | DefectorHBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but… 221790563
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 03/04/2026leisure suit larry wishes it was half the game this is 020
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 24/03/2026no more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. henceforth he shall fart. 0130
Reposted by thread pig 🐽Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 21/03/2026I’m not a dei hire im the dei highest 122020
thread pig 🐽 @threadpig.bsky.social · 21/03/2026we say it “tidus” but we admit the official pronunciation is “tidus” 020