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Thomas Kyle-Milward

@thomaskmilward.bsky.social
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Washington state employee. Oregon grad. Wildfire. Local 443. Shop steward. Former journalist. Sports: Colts, Arsenal, SA Spurs, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Hobbies: fantasy football, dynasty, hoops, sports betting

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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 4h
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 17h
My dumbass team traded two firsts and a WR2 for Sauce AND then gave him a big contract, so I legitimately can't say shit about this pricetag.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 17h
Oops, there's the WNBA single-game postseason scoring record.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 18h
Oh this is fun.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this a Good Thing To Say About Your Quarterback, asking for a friend
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just want him to stay healthy. ...so at the end of the year there can be zero ambiguity about how poor a season he's having.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's amazing how much of the hellscape we currently live in can be traced back to wealthy, privileged Americans being told during a global pandemic to care about others and responding by throwing a temper tantrum for the better part of a decade.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
⬇️Cam is on Sadiq Island with me. ⬇️
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bahahahaha.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apologies to Eagles fans but this is deeply, deeply funny. Absolutely a fantasy highlight of the early season.
Case Keenum drops 28.48 fantasy points to lead me to a huge comeback victory after I was forced to replace both Caleb Williams and Dart in a Superflex league. Not pictured - another 19 points from Luther Burden.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gimmie a signature *checks notes* Case Keenum touchdown drive here.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Congrats on starting the rest of the season, Jameis.
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Tano @tanoj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The dolphins offensive players are not going to lead you to fantasy championships. Leave those players for someone else.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rams went 0-4 (one corrected by replay) on ref insertions on the go-ahead Denver drive and then false started and STILL almost completed the drill. They're rounding into shape.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge games for your favorite highly drafted Denver Bronco fantasty stalwarts *checks notes* Pat Bryant and *holds finger to ear* they're telling me something called a Nate Adkins. Like clockwork.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*taps the sign*
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another pretty solid two-touchdown performance for ol Kenneth Walker in today's Kansas City win, how'd we do in Seattle, Mike Macdonald? Oh... oh dear.
The box score of Seattle's loss to Washington Commanders, detailing that the Seahawks rushed for just 44 yards in the game at a 2.4 ypc clip.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
General reminder that football players and coaches are dumb as shit. This is a Cowboys post.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OK the State Farm personalized commercial spot has to be their funniest ad in years, right?
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Marcus still makes me Feel Things.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
SADIQ PRIORS CONFIRMED
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The ONLY 2026 first-round pick I'll make this offseason:
Kenyon Sadiq, selected with the 1.07 - the only first-round pick i ended up using in 2026 across my 12 leagues.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty good corner. 😎😎
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What could possibly go wrong. Very normal to make this decision after four (4) quarters of not sucking.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get fucked, USC, forever and always. #GoDucks
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I get that Arch is a popular punching bag but not enough people are talking about how bad Sark is at coaching. Like, awful stuff.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 26/09/2026
Fortunately missed this whole news cycle but wow really grim themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure what we're talking about today but Iced Coffee Is Bad In General, Actually.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's easily floor seats at the NBA Finals, Game 7. D. is second place. I have no real desire to attend a Super Bowl (tickets are too expensive, actual fans are priced out) or the World Series.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A dynasty trade for BlueSky's consideration: *Christian Watson *early '28 third-rounder Or *Alec Pierce *late '28 first-rounder
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Christian Williams @cwilliams.thedevyroyale.com · 25/09/2026
“He’s short.” “He’s old.” He’s just really fricken good. I broke down Trinidad Chambliss’s film against LSU, and why I think he should be in the conversation for the No. 1 overall pick. 🔗: www.thedevyroyale.com/p/trinidad-c...
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Trinidad Chambliss is in the Conversation
Chambliss was excellent against LSU last weekend, and despite size and age concerns, he should be in the conversation for the first quarterback off the board in the 2027 NFL Draft.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I personally didn't need confirmation Man City are a bunch of cheating frauds. It's a nice-to-have, sure. The punishment is what matters.
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Aaron Lerner @aaronclerner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It seems unlikely Manchester City will be punished in a way that adequately addresses almost a decade of systemic cheating used not only to win silverware but also to build an illegitimate foundation as a platform for continued success. But this is a modicum of vindication.
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The Short Fuse @theshortfuse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a Colts fan experiencing *Year 10* of Chris Ballard, it's alarming how much this piece of wisdom resonates.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We live in a world in which the Jets could have three top-10 picks in the loaded 2027 draft class. Kick the tires on Garrett Wilson in your leagues, I wanna see something. And you know I *stay* Breece pilled.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If only Matt LaFleur knew the character of his offensive line, the Packers might still win.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I tried to tell y'all.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm so happy for you, Drake London.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I *might* be able to gain 4 yards against this Green Bay rush defense.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another touchdown for Green Bay WR1 Christian Watson.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you need one yard, MarShawn Lloyd will get you 0.9999 yards and instant replay will confirm that was actually all you needed all along.
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Tommy Blair @fftommyb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Megatron in Witness Protection
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm so sorry, Drake London.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This just screams positivity. /s
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump supporters and their apologists are endlessly confused to see relationships they previously enjoyed end, but what other result could entail? The shame of knowing that about you—what you support, what you excuse. The shame of continuing to know you after. Many are unwilling to endure it.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's plenty of corruption, crimes against humanity, and downright evil shit to focus on, but every so often it strikes me how thoroughly we USians have been exposed and disgraced on the world stage. A country who can elect such a man—twice!—is not a worthy country. We need radical reformation.
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sadiq 📈 The Jets already have WR issues. Wheels about for my Large Adult Son?
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Thomas Kyle-Milward @thomaskmilward.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. My Colts are so cooked, chat.
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