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Thomas Fuchs 🫯

@thomasfuchs.at
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20 years ago I killed Flash with my #JavaScript library script.aculo.us. Now mostly petting cats. Also dabbling in #retrocomputing and #astrophotography. He/him.

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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 36m
My hobby: collecting weird Amazon seller brands
“Have Me” Zip Ties
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 50m
the incessant slop-eds are getting tiresome
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 59m
This whole release cycle is a lot buggier than I would have expected. “Snow Leopard of the 2020s” it is not. Maybe it’s because vibe coding? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 2h
I feel like it's 2021 again
Palpatine meme but with "Unlimited Tokens!" (in Comic Sans)
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 2h
🫂
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 2h
BECAUSE PEOPLE BELIEVE THESE THINGS ARE SENTIENT WHEN THEY ARE NOT I will explain this over and over until the end of time. You're welcome to unfollow me.
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 2h
If English is better than Ruby… what do you even need a computer and an operating system for anyway?
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 2h
The randomness is part of the input, as in any software algorithm that uses random numbers. That’s just how computers work. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 2h
Debates over whether LLMs can think are about as fruitful as discussing if hammers have ethics
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 2h
It needs constant repeating because people are falling for it constantly. “AI” does not exist. People are—directly—responsible and culpable if something bad happens as a result of LLM output.
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 3h
Salmiak is the strongest proof so far that we have been visited by aliens.
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 3h
"But Thomas, it's not outputting the same thing for the same questions!" That's because pseudorandom tokens are used in the the input state of the algorithm. There may also be implementation details adding randomness such as race conditions. Doesn't matter—that's all input state.
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 3h
There's no threat there because LLMs don't even know what threats are. The don't know what anything is. They don't have permanence or understanding. Yes, a human can use them to offload decision-making; but that's a human being the threat then.
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 3h
Correct www.wired.com/story/the-bi... You don't need to "believe" this by the way; LLM don't have thoughts or reasoning. The output state is entirely deterministically derived as a straightforward strictly defined mathematical operation from the input state.
wired.com
Timnit Gebru Believes There Is No ‘Existential Threat’ From AI
One of AI’s fiercest critics believes the doom talk is about founders making money, not saving humanity.
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 3h
what's wrong, honey? don't you like gagh & prune pizza?
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 4h
what is with all the chatbot replies going on rn it’s offensive, and what do they think it gets them??
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 4h
A stark black and white photo of a sleeping cat on a upholstered chair with light and shadows everywhere over her and draped fabric behind her
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 4h
why do you hate waffles
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justin from the internet @threlk.net · 6h
the path to broad adoption is, somewhat definitionally, mundane use cases like this
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 5h
oh my god he's handed the block button over to claude
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 5h
Also how amazing is this thing, it's a replica of Leibniz's stepped reckoner. Why can't modern computers look like this.
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 5h
✨ reminder that AI doesn’t exist ✨
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 5h
Since 5 decades ago now! And mechanical desktop calculators since the 1600s.
The Leibniz's stepped reckoner, something that looks like a steampunk fever dream, made out of brass and with many levers, dials and cranks
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 7h
Anyone ACTUALLY restored a sticking/squealing tape? My original CPC Dizzy has lost it's mojo. I see reccomendations about using silicon lube, but also warnings not to! :( @breakintoprogram.co.uk ?
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 22h
Have you thought about only making good changes
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.
engadget.com
Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
great thread (as always) about how "tech people" pretend they live in a world without actual users
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
ye old cyberdecke
Nokia N900 with green on black terminal app open
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Corey @kh0rish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m curious why so many people still think this
There appears to be nothing in the composition of the universe, or our minds, that would prevent us from making a machine as smart as us, and probably (but not as surely) smarter than us.
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
If that’s not doing it for you, reminder that Toy Story and Hackers predate USB
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
Today the desert turned into a jungle (It’s 68°F at 99% humidity rn)
Very jungly looking desert scene
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
n=1 but I have aborted buying or renewingstuff when running into various types of slop
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
Next month! :)
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
There are 4 sizes, and eSIM.
The 4 SIM card sizes
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
Yes, they were.
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
✨ If you’re not feeling old enough, just remember that USB has been out for 30 years. ✨
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
Browsers: “We’re now optimized to allow you 40 hours of web browsing on a single laptop charge!” Websites: “Make that 5 hours, we’re putting up these Cloudflare proof-of work pages everywhere that waste your energy to protect us from AI companies’ scrapers.”
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
The web now consists mostly of Cloudflare verification pages and maybe occasionally actual web
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
I find that highly unlikely but there may be specialized non-phone devices that use SIM cards that do
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
My first cell phone used the full-size credit card format in its SIM card slot, I’m that old.
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
Wow haven’t seen one of these in a long time. And it’s factory fresh.
A full-size (credit card) SIM card
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Konnor Rogers @konnorrogers.com · 29/09/2026
A man standing in front of the computer saying "hack the planet", computer says "okay I hacked the planet", then the man says "oh my god."
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wore this tshirt yesterday and someone tried to explain it to me
Star Wars number one fan. Image of the enterprise from Star Trek 
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 29/09/2026
If I’m reading this right, Anthropic has no choice but to IPO now because it doesn’t have the money to cover its computing / infrastructure obligations next year
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
The Office: It's Happening!
Alt: The Office: It's Happening!
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they’ve gotta break out the salt shaker, like a good demonologist
iflscience.com
Can A Circle Of Salt Paralyze A Self-Driving Car?
Artist James Bridle demonstrated how a ritual-like trap could defeat an autonomous vehicle army.
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my toxic trait is every time i see “ffmpeg” i read it as “ffmpreg”
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/09/2026
Getting conflicting information from tech "leaders", we'll live in eudaimonic abundance but we also need to bring back workhouses?
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Thomas Fuchs 🫯 @thomasfuchs.at · 28/09/2026
The block button to me is an almost Pavlovian catharsis dispenser
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Yvonne Lam @yvonnezlam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have no evidence that blocking people for misbehaving in other people's mentions improves my experience on here, but it might, and it often makes me feel better.
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