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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh no, a conventionally hot homosexual has pictures online in fetish gear 🥱 Anyway, let's check in on the totally normal-looking definitely-not-lizard-people in the Oval Office

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Basically glued to a PC in my formative years. I was not an athletic child 😅 my9games.com/en/s/0ab8370...

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Flew a newly-refurbished Air Canada A321 today and watched Sarah Squirm Live + In the Flesh in 4k on a 13" screen in economy class. AC loads the most insane content completely uncensored on their in-flight entertainment system and I love them so much for it.

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The city is prepping for the removal of the traffic deck at Broadway and Cambie and this curb cut and bollard situation at 8th & Ash is laughable. Basically assuming cars are going to be turning so quickly they would have been up on 2m of the existing sidewalk. Traffic enforcement. Now

A city block corner with a 2m cut in it paved over with asphalt and lined with orange bollards

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Outflow pattern sets up overnight in the Fraser Valley, could draw some wildfire smoke into the Lower Mainland for the first time this season by Tuesday morning.

7am wildfire smoke forecast for Tuesday June 23 showing PM2.5 levels increasing in the Vancouver area due to smoke being carried down the Fraser Canyon from the Lytton fire

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Now kids, we all know that when cartoon characters die, they're back again the very next week. That's why I'm presenting this sworn affidavit that Q will never, ever, ever return!

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

My neighbour has a habit of getting food delivered after a night out, but falling asleep before it arrives. Incredible drunk choices were made here, still on the doorstep at 8 AM. Even the raccoons didn't want it.

Dairy Queen delivery bag with a receipt for Uber Eats detailing a 3:22AM delivery promise time, containing a strawberry angel cake mini blizzard, kids chicken strip meal with milk, applesauce, a Dilly bar, and sweet and sour sauce

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

3 killed in action as part of "Operation Epic Fury"

Screenshot of Salma Hayek's character Elisa on 30 Rock wearing a What the Frak?! T-shirt with the caption "I'm so sorry to tell you such a dark tale while wearing such a silly T-shirt"

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

What is going on with the price of chocolate in Canada? I swear all of these were regularly $3.50-$4.00 CAD a month ago.

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Tapping the sign again bsky.app/profile/aelk...

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Canadian-Registered & Certified G650

ADSB Exchange information of a Gulfstream 650 jet registered to Skyservice Business Aviation in Canada, with registration C-GNDN

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Millennial Canadian gays giving Wolf Parade's "I'll Believe in Anything" a major boost.

Screenshot of Wolf Parade's Apologies to The Queen Mary album (2005) from Youtube Music, where the hit singles from the album have around 500000 plays, but "I'll believe in anything", used in a prominent scene in Heated Rivalry, has over 2.5 million plays.

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Saying the quiet part out loud, only wanted to be an MP again if his party was in power.

Quote from the CBC article "Jeneroux said he ran in the last election "hopeful that Canadians would put their faith in a team led by Pierre Poilievre's Conservatives," and he "wanted desperately to play a role in that vision" but "the outcome was not what I anticipated."

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Coast Guard Hovercraft blasting by Tower Beach at #UBC #Vancouver #NASPcrew

An aerial photo of a red and white Canadian coast guard Hovercraft travelling along the tree-covered shoreline of tower beach.

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Favourite travel people watching games: Homos, bros, or Germans? Dad and son or daddy and son? Now with the Rio addition of: Butt implants or gym?

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Incredible statement from the CEO of a national public utility (Spanish airports) on the bullshit predatory tactics of Ryanair. Need more public/crown corporation leaders with a backbone this magnificent.

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Very striking in the satellite detections (more red = more recent)

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

#naspcrew patrol route got a little messed up this morning but it means I got to have a look at the new PNE ampitheatre

Aerial view of the downtown Vancouver skyline from above Canada Place, with a cruise ship in the terminal, a seabus motoring away from waterfront station, and a smoky haze over the city skyline

An aerial view of Playland at the PNE, with the construction of a new triangular, wooden ampitheatre well underway

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Basically every flight scheduled to arrive at #YVR after 9pm tonight that isn't in the air already is cancelled due to a lack of air traffic controllers. NAV Canada is failing the travelling public - there should be a parliamentary inquiry.

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Ominously pretty blanket of smoke getting blown over the city from the Mount Underwood fire near Port Alberni. #yvrwx

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

All told, showing up at the hospital in agony at 5AM and walking out without an appendix 14 hours later is pretty damn good.

BC healthlink screenshot showing general surgery visit on Aug 8 starting at 5:06AM and ending at 7:03PM

Gif of Dr Hibbert from the Simpsons removing a man's appendix with a pocketknife, and throwing it away from a crowd just as it explodes

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Millennials at Pride this year got issued one of three outfits

Theo James wearing a mesh knit polo shirt with floral print swim shorts.

Adam Di Marco wearing a crocodile and flower print blue and white leisure shirt

Sterling Archer in white and pink roller skates, socks, low-cut trunks and a tied off too-tight t-shirt that says 'Got Dick?'

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Plumes of smoke from the Cameron Lake wildfire on Vancouver Island today. Smoke filling many of the valleys to the south. #bcwildfire

Plumes of forest fire smoke rise from behind a treed mountain on Vancouver Island

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

↖️↗️↕️⬇️detour↕️⏫⬇️⏬↔️detour Thanks CoV 🫠

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Goose Spit and Comox on a busy sunny summer day on the water. #naspcrew

An aerial photograph of Comox British Columbia, with a marina and harbour chock full of boats across to the adjacent sandy spit.

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

I was frankly not prepared for the level of homoeroticism brought by Mathew Baynton to this series of Taskmaster. A legend, an ally.

Mathew Baynton shirtless, in black boxer briefs, with TWIT written in red all over his torso and red hearts over his nipples

Mathew Baynton in black boxer briefs, crawling across a lawn with TWIT written all across his torso and legs

Mathew Baynton licking yogurt off of the black loafer of Alex Horne

Mathew Baynton, in black boxer briefs and with TWIT written all over his torso in red marker, and with yogurt in his beard, looks up at Alex Horne and apologizes for "getting daddy's shoes mucky", as a group of crewmembers look on

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

The buttercups this spring in Charleson Park are outta control. Shiba height.

A red Shiba Inu wading through a tall field of yellow buttercup flowers

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Who do I complain to at the CBC for using a Mercator Projection in their election map @jmcelroy.bsky.social ?

A hideously distorted Mercator Projection map of Canada, cutting off the territories, used by CBC's Election Tracker for federal election 45

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Texada Island limestone quarry with a deceptively tropical looking tailings pond #naspcrew

Terraced limestone quarry on Texada Island with a bright cerulean blue pond

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Charlie Brooker has some thoughts on Balatro, yes

Deadline interview with Charlie Brooker about the video game Balatro which he calls 'possibly the most addictive thing ever created'

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Getting pretty gorgeous on the West Coast Trail near Pachena Bay #naspcrew

Aerial photo of sandy, log-covered beaches with sharp outcrops and boreal forest

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Yesterday was UN World Day for Glaciers www.un.org/en/observanc... This photo I took of the Kaskawulsh Glacier in Kluane National Park in 2021 is still a highlight of my career.

Kaskawulsh Glacier with pronounced medial moraines and ogives

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Poilievre is the suit-iest suit there's ever been. Search for him on Google Images? All suits. Some casual though! Limit your search to pre-makeover? Literally all suits.

CPC leader Pierre Poilievre standing behind a podium with the slogan Boots, Not Suits

A Google image search of Pierre Poilievre returning 6 recent images of him in suits, from casual to formal

A Google image search of Pierre Poilievre limited to before 2022 - he is in a formal suit in every image.

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Herring spawn on Malcom Island, near Port Hardy

Bright milky blue Herring spawn amongst a sandy and rocky treed boreal shoreline

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Crossed paws disapproving of hearing DOGE so much with no commensurate increase in treats

A red shiba inu laying in a cute loaf with his little front paws crossed in judgmental disapproval

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

This you replying multiple times with lame memes, Mr. Intellectually Honest?

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Thomas Wade @thomasdub.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Love that Air Canada is continuing their tradition of obtuse euphemisms for incidents: AC2259 "was unable to reach the terminal, and passengers were offloaded by bus"