thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Now’s the time to stay the course and never look back. Shoutout to the astronauts, bartenders, budtenders, and do-gooders keeping love & hope alive in the middle of these crazy times. 100
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 12/04/20261. JD is failing. 2. Orbán is losing. 3. Barron is grifting. 4. Putin is panicking. 5. Melania is defecting. 6. Warehouses are burning. 7. Podcasters are scrambling. 8. Moon Joy is transcending. 9. Discourse is shifting. 10. MAGA is dying. 100
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I feel like a couple of strategically placed left hooks on certain jaws right now could change the course of history. 020
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 30/04/2025He is so deliriously stupid that he actually believed the photoshop MS13 knuckles were real. 090
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I came out of the womb hating the Philadelphia Eagles. So naturally the best part about the Eagles winning the Super Bowl is that now they’re gonna go to the White House, which means they’re gonna get the MAGA curse which is just like the Madden curse only worse. 120
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Solid pick. Tet would have been nice but this directly addresses a need and it seems like he’s gonna be a great fit for the culture. 000
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Crazy how we’re actually gonna have a new pope before an NFL team drafts Shedeur Sanders 030
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 19/04/2025At long last, The Great Dallas Nightmare has ended. Couldn’t have dreamed up a more pathetic and apropos ending to the worst sports season of my life. Fire Nico. Sell the team. Go Lakers. 010
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Zedd has now set a new record for most guest appearances in a single Coachella set. 020
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Dallas showed up. This is just the beginning. @50501movement.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @mcuban.bsky.social #protest #dallas #protests 140
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Tonight, for the first time in a long time, I had fun at a professional basketball game. Thank you AD & s/o @mcuban.bsky.social 010
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Today is the third Liberation Day since November. At this rate, we will get one Liberation Day each quarter yet somehow I still don’t feel very free. 000
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025You will get 1 liberation day each quarter and you will like it. 000
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Start from wherever you may be, with whatever tools you may have at your disposal, and reclaim what’s been taken — piece by piece. 000
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Repeat a lie enough times and it becomes truth 0150
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Watching Cory Booker talk mad shit for 1,505 consecutive minutes has inspired me to be a little more petty and to dunk on these hoes a little more often. 020
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 31/03/2025You’re using the same quotes, the same memes, the same shitty screenshots that made everyone so mad in 2017. What the fuck are YOU doing about it? I don’t care about what you have to say. Your thoughts are worthless. What are YOU going to DO? 100
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Somehow we just survived one of the worst weeks to have eyeballs in the history of weeks & eyeballs. Yikes! Good news is next week will be better or worse but def not the same. Get some rest. Do your stretches. Drink more water. Can’t promise that we got this but I can promise we’re gonna try. 030
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I don’t believe it. Many MAGAts were “appalled” on Jan 6. It took no time at all for their memories to fade. 000
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Frog in the pot theory. It didn’t start out as an alt-right platform. It’s been a gradual slide Dudes latched onto Rogan bc they wanted to hear crazy stories about aliens & DMT But they were so entranced that they didn’t notice when the topics went from weird to alt-right. Now the water is boiling 010
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Ah yes — Sunday. A time for reflection, relaxation, and telling the MAGAts in your life to fuck all the way off. 043
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Agent Orange opens wide for Captain Thank You’s beauty makeover in the Oval. 084
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 29/03/2025It’s all a grift. Their hate is just a byproduct of their greed 000
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Waking up on a Saturday morning and trying to grapple with what has been one of the most embarrassing, horrifying, and pathetic weeks in the history of the grand American Experiment. What’s next? How do we respond? Where do we go from here? 020
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Plain as day. Robbing the base in broad daylight. And they LOVE it! 020
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 26/03/2025The Atlantic has really outdone themselves. Full attack plans inside. Free article, too. 🍿theatlantic.comHere Are the Attack Plans That Trump’s Advisers Shared on SignalThe administration has downplayed the importance of the text messages inadvertently sent to The Atlantic’s editor in chief. 010
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Don’t hate it but there is a 0% chance he plays all 3 seasons in New England. 060
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 25/03/2025About to change my name to Pete Hegseth on Snapchat just so I can feel something. 010
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Roll the dice. Make them do it. They are narcissists. They won’t willingly kill themselves off and that magical colony on Mars they dream about is still science fiction. Call their bluff and let’s get to work. 140
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Millennials forever grappling with the fact that their parents are so terrified of therapy — and so horribly disgusted by the compassionate children that they raised — that they decided joining a cult and dismantling the world’s oldest democracy was the only plausible response. 020
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Got any more of that hope & change? 😬media.tenor.coma man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .ALT: a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera . 0130
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 21/03/2025In today’s loony tunes news, a Mennonite Mom from Texas allows her 6 year old child to die from measles before continuing to rally against the vaccine that would have prevented the tragedy. 😒latintimes.comAnti-Vaxx Mom Whose Daughter Died From Measles Says Disease 'Wasn't That Bad'The parents of a Texas child who died from measles appeared in a video formulated by an anti-vaccine group where they continued to push against vaccines. 220
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 21/03/20253 words in and you already broke the first rule 110