thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 12/04/20261. JD is failing. 2. Orbán is losing. 3. Barron is grifting. 4. Putin is panicking. 5. Melania is defecting. 6. Warehouses are burning. 7. Podcasters are scrambling. 8. Moon Joy is transcending. 9. Discourse is shifting. 10. MAGA is dying. 100
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I feel like a couple of strategically placed left hooks on certain jaws right now could change the course of history. 020
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 30/04/2025He is so deliriously stupid that he actually believed the photoshop MS13 knuckles were real. 090
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I came out of the womb hating the Philadelphia Eagles. So naturally the best part about the Eagles winning the Super Bowl is that now they’re gonna go to the White House, which means they’re gonna get the MAGA curse which is just like the Madden curse only worse. 120
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Crazy how we’re actually gonna have a new pope before an NFL team drafts Shedeur Sanders 030
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 19/04/2025At long last, The Great Dallas Nightmare has ended. Couldn’t have dreamed up a more pathetic and apropos ending to the worst sports season of my life. Fire Nico. Sell the team. Go Lakers. 010
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Zedd has now set a new record for most guest appearances in a single Coachella set. 020
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Dallas showed up. This is just the beginning. @50501movement.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @mcuban.bsky.social #protest #dallas #protests 140
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Tonight, for the first time in a long time, I had fun at a professional basketball game. Thank you AD & s/o @mcuban.bsky.social 010
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Today is the third Liberation Day since November. At this rate, we will get one Liberation Day each quarter yet somehow I still don’t feel very free. 000
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Start from wherever you may be, with whatever tools you may have at your disposal, and reclaim what’s been taken — piece by piece. 000
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Watching Cory Booker talk mad shit for 1,505 consecutive minutes has inspired me to be a little more petty and to dunk on these hoes a little more often. 020
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 31/03/2025You’re using the same quotes, the same memes, the same shitty screenshots that made everyone so mad in 2017. What the fuck are YOU doing about it? I don’t care about what you have to say. Your thoughts are worthless. What are YOU going to DO? 100
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Somehow we just survived one of the worst weeks to have eyeballs in the history of weeks & eyeballs. Yikes! Good news is next week will be better or worse but def not the same. Get some rest. Do your stretches. Drink more water. Can’t promise that we got this but I can promise we’re gonna try. 030
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Frog in the pot theory. It didn’t start out as an alt-right platform. It’s been a gradual slide Dudes latched onto Rogan bc they wanted to hear crazy stories about aliens & DMT But they were so entranced that they didn’t notice when the topics went from weird to alt-right. Now the water is boiling 010
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Ah yes — Sunday. A time for reflection, relaxation, and telling the MAGAts in your life to fuck all the way off. 043
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Agent Orange opens wide for Captain Thank You’s beauty makeover in the Oval. 084
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 29/03/2025It’s all a grift. Their hate is just a byproduct of their greed 000
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Waking up on a Saturday morning and trying to grapple with what has been one of the most embarrassing, horrifying, and pathetic weeks in the history of the grand American Experiment. What’s next? How do we respond? Where do we go from here? 020
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 26/03/2025The Atlantic has really outdone themselves. Full attack plans inside. Free article, too. 🍿theatlantic.comHere Are the Attack Plans That Trump’s Advisers Shared on SignalThe administration has downplayed the importance of the text messages inadvertently sent to The Atlantic’s editor in chief. 010
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 25/03/2025About to change my name to Pete Hegseth on Snapchat just so I can feel something. 010
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Millennials forever grappling with the fact that their parents are so terrified of therapy — and so horribly disgusted by the compassionate children that they raised — that they decided joining a cult and dismantling the world’s oldest democracy was the only plausible response. 020
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 21/03/2025In today’s loony tunes news, a Mennonite Mom from Texas allows her 6 year old child to die from measles before continuing to rally against the vaccine that would have prevented the tragedy. 😒latintimes.comAnti-Vaxx Mom Whose Daughter Died From Measles Says Disease 'Wasn't That Bad'The parents of a Texas child who died from measles appeared in a video formulated by an anti-vaccine group where they continued to push against vaccines. 220
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Presidential pardons are authoritarian in nature. Maybe the President should stay the fuck out of judicial decisions as intended. Maybe Presidents shouldn’t be palling around with career criminals. Maybe Presidents shouldn’t be convicted felons. Maybe Presidents shouldn’t have absolute power. 1106
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Chuck the Cuck canceled his book tour because he’s terrified of his own base. Both sides are old, weak, and unable to see a future beyond their own pasts. The fields of change are ripe and ready for harvest. 3134
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Idk how to tell you that no matter what Greg Abbott and the sex crazed MAGARight try to tell you — the kids are not using litter boxes in public schools.kvue.comFURRIES Act filed by Texas lawmakers targets non-human student behavior in schoolsThe bill aims to ban students from non-human behavior with exceptions for days designated for costumes like Halloween. 142
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Humans are getting stupider.futurism.comHuman Intelligence Sharply DecliningNo, it's not just you — people really are, per a number of surveys, way less intelligent than they used to be. 132
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Thanks to @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social for including me! 010
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 15/03/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words more on the bottom rightALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words more on the bottom right 0102
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Follow @roguednc.bsky.social and thank me later 021
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Chuck Schumer’s daughter works as a lobbyist for Jeff Bezos / Amazon. Starting to make sense yet? 030
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I did not have rooting for the IRS on my bingo card. 0100
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 15/03/2025These are just a few of the people who have spent the last decade selling out the Democratic Party to oligarchs and closeted MAGA scum. Today they finished the job. They are incompetent and weak. They do not represent us. They will not help us. They must be shamed and removed. 172
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2025NFL FREE AGENCY: Dante Fowler Jr is returning to Dallas on a 1 yr / $8m deal. Fowler, one of the top free agents remaining, should make an immediate impact on the edge in the absence of Demarcus Lawrence. PFF graded Dante at 62.1 w/ 44 pressures putting him towards the top half at his position. 000
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2025A haiku that rhymes for @schumer.senate.gov FUCK YOU CHUCK THE CUCK. SCHUMER THE SCHMUCK CAN GET FUCKED. FUCK SENATOR CHUCK. 0172
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2025NFL FREE AGENCY: Former Eagles & Panthers RB Miles Sanders has signed a one year deal with the Dallas Cowboys. Sanders averages 4.7 YPC over his career but only logged 55 carries in his injury plagued 2024 campaign. Dallas adds veteran depth to a thin RB room. 111
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Republicans are the mass shooter. Democrats are the Uvalde cops. 141
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I will go stone cold sober before I start drinking California wines. 030
thisjoshsmith @thisjoshsmith.bsky.social · 12/03/2025NFL TRADE ALERT: The Dallas Cowboys are acquiring LB Kenneth Murray Jr. from Tennessee as part of a late round pick swap. PFF gives Murray Jr. an overall grade of 45.9, ranking him near the bottom of all 189 NFL LBs. 000