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thisisrochelle.bsky.social

@thisisrochelle.bsky.social
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On here, I'm a writer. I write things. Off here, I'm a CEO (really) I think too much and talk a lot of shit. If I could be anyone it would be Morticia Addams 🎶Would you stay if she promised you heaven?🎶

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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I've performed for more people in my living room. I live alone
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Master Blaster (Jammin')
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The Virgin
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You’re a whole sucker and a full fool if you really believe somebody tried to kill that bum at an event he had boycotted for 10 years.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/04/2026
I'm rewatching the Chernobyl series on HBO, and the opening voiceover from Legasov resonates: "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all."
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If I were a betting woman about the gun incident at the White House Correspondents Dinner… I’d bet that this very well could be the end of hosting this dinner outside the White House. The right-wingers are crying for their Ballroom now.
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⚜️Baldgood Marshall @freshlogic.blacksky.app · 20/04/2026
Discovery
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Sinnamon Love @sinnamonlove.blacksky.app · 20/04/2026
💭 What if the love of your life can’t find you because you’re still in a shitty situationship?
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Politicians & lobbying groups have been trying for years to prosecute the low-level dealers, plugs, and even just friends-who-use-together for homicide when someone dies from an overdose. ChatGPT coached a kid to take drugs with it for months then gave medical advice that was so wrong it killed him
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ChatGPT Gave Teen Advice to Get Higher on Drugs Until He Died
Detailed chat logs show how ChatGPT convinced a young man to take increasingly dangerous drug doses over an 18 month spiral.
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Is he selling off pieces from the White House?
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I think this starts when folks started saying "last night was a movie!"...it went downhill after that. www.afterbabel.com/p/we-are-the...
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Christina Proenza-Coles @proenzacoles.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"They pulled her out of Clinton High and moved to Los Angeles at the urging of an uncle of hers who lived there. After finishing school, she began a long career as a pediatric nurse in California."
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asully4.bsky.social @asully4.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Let’s share this until this nazi piece of shit can no longer leave his house comfortably.
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JDL-EVISION @jdl-evision.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
She then goes on to say 1 of my all-time top 5 favorite lines about relationships that speaks to my soul & struggle: "I fall in love with myself, and I want someone to share it with me. I want someone to share ME, with me."
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Anthony Mackie is screaming crying and throwing up....
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 22/12/2025
ok Michigan I hear about your football program way too much and for reasons that have nothing to do with sports
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Tom the Dog @tomthedog.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
"I will catch you up with great regret, like when you have to explain death to a child or Mr. Beast to a parent." @joshgondelman.bsky.social is funny and you should subscribe to his newsletter. Also he's a good rebuttal to that old man ranting about current comedians
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It's not anyone's fault that he was born looking like undeveloped penis. He has no right to attack the Caribbean. Imma need a Haitian Tantie and a Cuban Tia to step in... IYKYK
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
...and this is why I'm not good at flirting. If I don't want it, why would ask for it?
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 19/12/2025
Whatever is wrong with this man needs to be addressed by mental health professionals not military force
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Top Gun. and whenever I think of Top Gun, I think of this:
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Dammit. I JUST switched over from Chrome last month.
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I replayed that part three times. It was glorious
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Knowing that I'm TWENTY ONE years older than Karoline Leavitt and have not even a crow's foot is blowing my mind. Nothing has been injected or altered. I don't wear sunscreen on my face (unless it's in my skincare/makeup). But also, I'm not racist, homophobic, or a misogynistic fascist. So...
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This description had me cackle LOUDLY
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series of gj tubes @ozarkhowling.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
he had chiari malformation as a kid, which is already so hard to find specialists for (most surgeons don’t do many decompressions). not only has his future been robbed, but this has diminished or altered the futures of all the people he could have helped a few decades down the line
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Rico, hausfatha of WAWG & short king CEO 🧞✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 12/12/2025
The fact that so many evil people live in this world and are THRIVING is something I’m still tussling with.
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 12/12/2025
I think it's bc romance for us tends to lie in the details and, in general, women are very thoughtful detail oriented people. We observe, we take note, we remember, we give indicators of that observation and recall. Them? On average?
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The child-free auntie with a great whisk(e)y collection, a spare room when it's not safe to go home, who gives off slightly witchy/healer vibes.
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Walt is turning in his cryogenic chamber right now...
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Slow dancing in the living room song...
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Eric Adams gave Sean Combs a key to the city. ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AS SOON AS YOU TAKE OVER, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Call Olivia Benson and the SWAT team. Anyone going to this needs to have their hard drives checked. STARTING with the promoters. Because WHY?!
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Police: did you see a man matching this description? Me:
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Sexy Soulaan 🫦🦋💄 @venusiangoddess92.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
“Blood is thicker than water.” The real quote is: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” It means that the relationships you chose are more important than the ones formed by blood.
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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
High on the Hog covers this. A great documentary series.
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Turn it down. Turn it off.
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Christina Proenza-Coles @proenzacoles.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.” www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
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The enslaved man who popularised mac and cheese
The baked dish is one of the US's most popular foods, but its rise can likely be traced back to an enslaved Black chef who worked for Thomas Jefferson.
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High School History Hashira @sleepyteach82.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
No is healing. Telling you what I KNOW.
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The way I want this to happen to me (by the right man of course)
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
(I'm Canadian)
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Introduce yourself as a black tv character
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I bet Russell has two Thanksgivings. One for people like this dude (and the cameras) and a real one. I bet this guy got served stuffing instead of dressing because the Wilsons don't really fuck with him like that. What I wanna know is: why wasn't he with HIS family?
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Chefette IYKYK
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ever? That's hard. But most recently:
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Any song off this album.
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
How to start a fire.
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thisisrochelle.bsky.social @thisisrochelle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Honesty
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