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Dish washer for the revolution. Come for the politics and stay for the sports, or vice versa.

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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 19h
I forgive the commanders defense for ruining my fantasy football matchup because it made a tie happen.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just a little quarter-season check-in on the NFL.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The scariest thing in the Portland area this Halloween is the sight of Mt Hood/Wy’East with no snow whatsoever. It disturbs me down to my bones every time I see it. It’s been that way for about two months except for one week when it rained in the city and snowed on the mountain.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wild football stat: every team the Broncos have played so far is undefeated in games that aren’t against the broncos or each other (KC and SF 4-0, JAX 3-1 loss to DEN, LAR 2-2 losses to DEN and SF).
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Refball giveth and refball taketh away.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just ran the numbers and shit is fucked: I saw a xmas ad on the nfl kickoff on 9/9, violating the Black Friday ceasefire line by a whopping 79 days. So Halloween season will extend 79 days past Black Friday, ending on Valentine’s Day, which this year is also the Super Bowl. Seriously fucked.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's really not that much like Avatar. www.patreon.com/Dangersquirr...
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REVIEW: Hoppers (Pixar Ranked #18/30) | Dangersquirrel vs the Academy
By Benjamin Robertson Netzorg and Contributing Editor Tasha Kiri Robertson The United Nations recently acknowledged that it is no longer pos
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I lost fantasy football by one point in Week One and by two points in Week two. So congrats to my wife in advance for beating me by 3 this week.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Or, just as likely, actively complicit in the industry’s propaganda)
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any reporting that frames the things that LLMs do as anything other than the full responsibility of the people who programmed them is horrifically negligent.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Due to parenthood I have had this review in the editing process for literally two years, so I hope it doesn't suck. www.patreon.com/Dangersquirr...
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REVIEW: Rain Man (Best Picture Winner 1989) | Dangersquirrel vs the Academy
By Benjamin Robertson Netzorg and Contributing Editor Tasha Robertson Netzorg Back when I taught preschool, one of my favorite students was
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Went 9-7 in week one, which is pretty mid.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching Thursday night football
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So it begins
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Excuse me while I take 4-7 business decades to recover from watching this documentary about a queer poet in Colorado dying of cancer. www.patreon.com/Dangersquirr...
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REVIEW: Come See Me in the Good Light (Nominated for Best Documentary Feature 2026) | Dangersquirrel vs the Academy
By Benjamin Robertson Netzorg and Contributing Editor Tasha Kiri Robertson Netzorg There is a beautiful spot off I25 just south of Denver th
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Aaaaaand now I have “Golden” stuck in my head www.patreon.com/Dangersquirr...
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REVIEW: KPop Demon Hunters (Won Best Animated Feature 2026) | Dangersquirrel vs the Academy
By Benjamin Robertson Netzorg and Contributing Editor Tasha Kiri Robertson Netzorg I’m hardly a regular in the K-pop fandom. I’m an infreque
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Someone had to do it and I haven't seen it so...
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[Squidward voice] FuTuRe!!1! www.patreon.com/Dangersquirr...
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REVIEW: Arco (Nominated for Best Animated Feature 2026) | Dangersquirrel vs the Academy
By Benjamin Robertson Netzorg and Contributing Editor Tasha Kiri Robertson Netzorg History is littered with promising sci-fi concepts execu
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Rhys Parton @rhysparton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Podcasts should go back to being audio only.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do you think it is more likely that I didn’t know that and posted about it without knowing what I was talking about, or that time is linear and I posted it before he had the td?
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Niners: “dang I wish every first down didn’t require a blood sacrifice.” 31 other teams: “… what??”
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the greatest traditions in sports: the 49ers week 1 WR injury!
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TD/INT of qbs who have played more than one drive so far this year: Matt Stafford: 0/1 Brock Purdy: 0/1 Drake Maye: 1/3 Drew Lock: 1/0
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
First td of the nfl season is some random guy on the patriots getting set up by a play that was called specifically to draw a bullshit pass interference, football is so back (derogatory)
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also a bullshit qb hit out of bounds flag! It’s really back.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s September 9 and we have seen a chr*stmas commercial and a 9/11 tribute, this is why I’m gonna stop watching football.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just another Oscar-nominated documentary about a person who is ultimately way cooler than the movie about them. www.patreon.com/Dangersquirr...
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REVIEW: Cutting Through Rocks (Nominated for Best Documentary Feature 2026) | Dangersquirrel vs the Academy
By Benjamin Robertson Netzorg Before 2016 many people romanticized local politics, wanting to believe there was a level of government where
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My NFL rankings to start the season, along with my rootability rankings!
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyway here's my prediction for this season. I didn't really mean to pick Seahawks back-to-back but I don't hate it.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reasons why the NFL starting today feels surreal: 1. It’s a Wednesday. Who would do football on a Wednesday? 2. Football Internet wasted their “FOOTBALL IS BACK!” on the fucking Hall of Fame game 3. Are we really still doing football with *gestures around * happening?? 4. Broncos play Monday
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Little Amelie” is sadly not just the film Amelie but everything is very small. It’s still a good movie though. www.patreon.com/Dangersquirr...
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REVIEW: Little Amélie or the Character of Rain (Nominated for Best Animated Feature 2026) | Dangersquirrel vs the Academy
By Benjamin Robertson Netzorg and Contributing Editor Tasha Kiri Robertson Netzorg You can kill (retire) the man (Hayao Miyazaki)*, but you
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the @thornsfc.com announced a stupid awful AI partnership that all their fans hate, and then immediately got completely curb stomped in a very important match.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you live in enough different apartments you learn that they all commit the same crimes and human rights abuses, but you also know that you can’t let that keep you from being mad about them because this cannot be normalized.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nobody who has ever seen either show would post that image with that caption. None of those parents ever know anything and their children spend all day cross-dressing and terrorizing society with STEM and fairy magic. Which is obviously awesome.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Okay chat please drop links to your favorite open source audiobook of the Iliad. All of the ones I can find on archive.org or at my local library are read by annoying British guys.
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Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Honestly they didn’t have to make salt and vinegar potato chips that delicious. But they did. They did that for us. The potato gods.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026
Compare this to how Google treated positive reviews of Auschwitz.
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Google criticised for failing to remove antisemitic Auschwitz reviews
Company says it ‘must do better’ after Guardian discovers more than 150 offensive comments on Maps site
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I became fully and unironically convinced at some point during the knockouts (probably that Egypt game) that the conspiracy theories saying FIFA have fully rolled the red carpet to the Cup for Argentina are completely true and accurate. Like, that’s the only explanation for this, right??
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
17 year old Palestinian footballer Fadi Nassan was killed by Israeli settlers. Is that included in FIFA’s football unites the world?
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wolverine magrelo 🧃 @netherstars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
live saddam hussein reaction
messi deitado
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"this whole thing smacks of CONCACAF," I holler as I overturn my uncle's barbecue grill and turn the World Cup into the Cup of Shit
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Appreciate Spain and Argentina paying tribute to the New York Jets by doing absolutely nothing on a Sunday afternoon in the meadowlands.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is what we’re talking about! Argentina spend three straight minutes doing obvious flops, even get a bullshit free kick out of it, then they John Elway Helicopter a Spanish player and riot about getting carded for it!
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I really came into this planning to still root for Argentina despite Everything, then they mentioned Javier Milei and now I simply cannot. Not rooting for Spain either, plus it’s a shite match objectively. Just killing time until the real World Cup next year in Brazil, honestly.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 16/07/2026
According to the article, all she's been doing is TAPING articles onto the walls. TAPING. Not spraypainting, not carving, not damaging. Just TAPING. And they're calling that vandalism. This too is fascism.
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BlueCollarJazz @domguan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
In Chicago’s Little Village, locals are currently holding an evening rally and vigil for Lorenzo Salgado Araujo and Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero, two fathers killed by ICE just six days away from each other.
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I thought of Sam Neill as the guy who fumbled both Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park for a long time. If you also have only really seen him in Jurassic Park, branch out! He is in some truly incredible films and he is always good no matter how good the movie is!
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🎃😷🦇dangersquirrel🍂❤️🖤🤍💚👻🧑🏽‍🚀בנימין @thisisnotbenji.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I will say this for Lindsay Graham: of all the wantonly fascist clowns who have spitefully ruined the world in general and my life specifically, he was one of the funnier ones, as exemplified by his most recent joke of dying.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
TANGO DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Lindsey Graham, longtime South Carolina senator, dies at 71, his office says
The staunch ally of President Donald Trump died after a sudden illness, his office said.
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