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THIS is Michael M.

@thisismichaelm.bsky.social
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Man of abyssal pipes and abysmal puns. Overly-alliterative oaf.

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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Quick 'n colorful chicken & couscous
Yellow pearl couscous with spinach and some sliced up chicken thighs
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hello, here is the most horrifying thing in my house
Creepy-ass baby doll wearing a Cowardly Lion costume lies atop a bin with its weird little lion wig askew.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My Witch List: 1) Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg & Magrat Garlick - the Discworld's finest! 2) The witch that turns Graham into a frog in King's Quest V - curse her! 3) Aunt Clara from Bewitched - said she'd return my doorknobs if I added her! 4) Frank Frazetta's Sea Witch - !!!
Green zine, Fox This Vol: 19. Some of my Favorite Witches

What are yours? (Make a list and share it!)
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Which crafty person made my mail month? Must've been @sanshinsoba.bsky.social @yourangaddams.bsky.social
Witchcraft 'zines and Addams Family mail collage
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guess they could have a drink if they'd work together.
Some steins sandwiched between a spooky head in a hatbox and the headless horseman, standing atop a liqour cabinet
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The perfect way to start Opposite Day
Bag o' Bonne Nuit dark roast coffee beans
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Orange you glad it's October?
Fancy pumpkin-headed lady who is almost certain chortling in a merrily disturbing fashion.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Made more food to fall for
Braised pork shoulder with apples and chives
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every single sports break nowadays
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My favorite cooking is fairly fall-coded.
Beef daube provecal over white cheddar polenta
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Curious things keep cropping up around here. Weird, wild, strangely sexy things...
A couple of leggy pumpkin-headed ladies I've never seen before in my life
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Curious about how they captured the scent
Ghost-scented candle
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Morimoto Passport finale, but I still have to come back next month to claim my prize. A ploy to make me order more delicious food I tell ya!
Pomelo PalomaSpicy Yellowtail Roll Dongpo Pork Bao Buns
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rock me Catmadeus
Rear view of Riff Raff the ridiculous orange cat poised to play a little piano
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today I'm happy because it's been so long since this boy sat on the bed with me
Orange cat sitting against a pillow, licking his own nose
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mikey Made with Mickey's Halloween Party M&M haul
M&M cookies cooling
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Caught in the act, yet claims he was framed
Guilty lookin orange cat with one claw caught in some kinda hanging puffball thing looking out a little window
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This chart is missing Mr. Busy and Little Miss Melancholy. A big oversight.
Mr. Men and Little Miss magnet featuring many characters, but not the ones that most describe me these days. Mr. Impossible is highlighted with the "Today I am" window.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sunny side up
Contorted orange cat showing off his white underside
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If it's good enough to help Boris Balinkoff rob Fort Knox, it's good enough for me.
Gilligan at the wheel of a bamboo car, into which are being loaded coconuts meant to simulate gold bars in a test robbery of Fort Knox.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Finally finished Final Fantasy VII, the game I got a PS1 for, thus dispelling the dark cloud that has been hanging o'er my head for far too long
"Five hundred years later..." says the post-credits screen
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me warming up the ol' posterior chain while working
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Big sad, big salad.
Dinner-sized salad
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lemme head off any further speculation: I cut outta there with both buckets
Headless Horseman popcorn bucket and Hat Box Ghost bucket posed on Magic Kingdom ferry boat bench
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Breakfast of candy yums! leave me alone I didn't get home till 2:30AM
Huge Mickey's Halloween Party candy haul
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just when I thought tonight had gone off without a hitch.
Hitchhiking g-g-ghosts!
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No relation (let's hope)
Real duck wandering the Jungle Cruise queue
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ducked in out of the heat for some fried rice
Duck fried rice from Skipper Canteen
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pumpkin Personnel
Pumpkin person holding an appke on a stixk and a lollipop Pumpkin person holding a sack of sugar
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Patching you in to your roving reporter
Mickey's Halloween Party signage in a pumpkin patch
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A Skeleton in Summer
Some oaf in a black skeleton dance shirt and white shorts
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How dare you suggest my pet project horror flick is some kind of money laundering scheme!
Orange cat lounging in the clothes dryer acting all innocentDryer light out, cat fangs out.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Had to drag his dumb ass out of there
Orange cat who fancies himself a dryer ball
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is a cat & dry case of criminal mischief if I've ever seen one
Guilty looking orange cat in the dang dryer
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sisterphus
"Jeezum crow! Look at the size of that rock!" exclaims Patty in reference to the engagement ring Seymour has presented.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Your coworker
Carl at computer
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love it to bits.
Skeleton perched on tombstone that says REST IN PIECES. It's a pillow of sorts.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My penultimate passport meal at Morimoto Asia by way of Indonesia is a nice fried rice called Nasi Goreng. One more month and I punch y ticket outta this two bit town.
Fried rice pyramid topped with fried egg, crispy things and veggie noodles on the side. Drink is called a Coco-Kece.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I HAVE KUNG POWERRRRRRRRRRR
Kung Pao chicken wot I just whipped up
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My guess is the owners ain't exactly like this guy
Simpsonized vintage toy dealer John Waters giving you a zap with a toy ray gun
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
U is for Useless
Orange cat showing u how lazy he is
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I feel a-KONG-plished!
Pauline sez that Michael M. has completed the entire DK Challenge. And lemme tell ya, those last two Bananza challenges were no joke.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Smithers is very excited about new hat news.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Layabout! Slugabed! Dust collector!
Spectacularly lazy orange cat asleep out in the heat.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
this nerdbomber this chicken wing
Orange cat all a-slumber in his signature bent paw pose being no help to me whatsoever
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So you were stuck with Sunshine on a Stick.
Weird little long-legged yellow dude with an ice cube tray full of frozen orange juice and toothpicks.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The duality of cat
Orange cat playing the wide-eyed innocentOrange cat with face contorted in a fangtastic grimace
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just discovered a new testament!
RETURN TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE: NINETEEN NEW NERVE SHATTERING STORIES
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
me hiding from the week ahead
Back end of orange cat sticking out from under a bed.
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