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THIS is Michael M.

@thisismichaelm.bsky.social
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Man of abyssal pipes and abysmal puns. Overly-alliterative oaf.

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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This commercial's fake local news aesthetic might've fooled me if its phony news crawl didn't claim it was currently 32°F in FLORIDA
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Made more food to fall for
Braised pork shoulder with apples and chives
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can't believe they're making another show called DOC. People tuning in expecting to see Billy Ray Cyrus are going to be heartbroken.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every single sports break nowadays
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Make your mailbox happy!
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'd never purchase Folger's coffee, but I WOULD constantly sing Rockapella's jingle for it
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All the appliance replacements I've purchased in the past few years play tinny little tunes reminiscent of our original family computer's internal speaker. When they all go off at once, it's like a Tandy dandy little dance party up in here!
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My favorite cooking is fairly fall-coded.
Beef daube provecal over white cheddar polenta
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Matt Anderson @mattbegins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hope I look this good when I inevitably go completely mad.
A pumpkin lady with a bow on her head, looking like she’s gone mad.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Curious things keep cropping up around here. Weird, wild, strangely sexy things...
A couple of leggy pumpkin-headed ladies I've never seen before in my life
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You Rang @yourangaddams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New Episode! I'm not near my equipment at the moment, so the quality is a little less, but it's only temporary! We talk about a fun episode that teaches us why we need to learn how to fail, be creative, and the role of being neurodivergent. www.youtube.com/watch?v=leE0...
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Morticia, The Sculptress S2:E9
YouTube video by Addams Family Podcast
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Curious about how they captured the scent
Ghost-scented candle
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not to brag, but it only took me a couple of minutes to realize I hadn't put my mug in place before turning the coffee maker on this morning.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Morimoto Passport finale, but I still have to come back next month to claim my prize. A ploy to make me order more delicious food I tell ya!
Pomelo PalomaSpicy Yellowtail Roll Dongpo Pork Bao Buns
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rock me Catmadeus
Rear view of Riff Raff the ridiculous orange cat poised to play a little piano
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shoutout to Tears For Fears for never selling their soul to a certain detergent brand
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today I'm happy because it's been so long since this boy sat on the bed with me
Orange cat sitting against a pillow, licking his own nose
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mom no longer really reacts to anything on television. Just a few short years ago, when we'd turn on football, she'd snort with derision and say things like, "All they do is run around and be stupid!" Seems strange to miss earlier stages of dementia.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally, I'm ready to present my definitive ranking of Star Trek captains! 1. Pike* *I just watched my first episode
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did you know that when a bunny bee sees their enemies, they report to the queen of the bunny bees and she sends out the bee bee bees to zing zing zing 'em? And that the enemies flee from the bee bee bees and the queen is pleased with their victories and she decrees the bunny bees should sing?
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Real live Ocarina integration is neato mosquito, but let's hope Nintendo learned their lesson from Earthbound and avoids advertising it with the line This Game Blows
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mikey Made with Mickey's Halloween Party M&M haul
M&M cookies cooling
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Please look forward to my novel, "The Homunculus of Nerdo Crumbesia"
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No more home hospice help for us. Mom must not be dying fast enough for the death panel.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Don't knock on my door if what you're selling can't be described as "handy dandy"
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David @davidvoorhees.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Caught in the act, yet claims he was framed
Guilty lookin orange cat with one claw caught in some kinda hanging puffball thing looking out a little window
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Rob Dean @neuroticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m raising funds for @sanshinsoba.bsky.social. She’s an amazing woman dealing with some serious illnesses and costs for treatment. Please give if you can! Sharing the GoFundMe is also great and any/all support is greatly appreciated. gofund.me/c7229e9b5
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Hi I'm Rob Dean and I'm raising funds for my dear friend Kiley. An amazing human… Rob Dean needs your support for Help Kiley Cover Medical Treatment
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Working out while woozy from the fumes of the road repaving one avenue over
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This chart is missing Mr. Busy and Little Miss Melancholy. A big oversight.
Mr. Men and Little Miss magnet featuring many characters, but not the ones that most describe me these days. Mr. Impossible is highlighted with the "Today I am" window.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sunny side up
Contorted orange cat showing off his white underside
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gently cooking a gargantuan amount of garlic in butter for to toss with a pile of pasta can't fix everything, but it's a start.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Addams house, Munsters staircase.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Finally finished Final Fantasy VII, the game I got a PS1 for, thus dispelling the dark cloud that has been hanging o'er my head for far too long
"Five hundred years later..." says the post-credits screen
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me warming up the ol' posterior chain while working
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Big sad, big salad.
Dinner-sized salad
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lemme head off any further speculation: I cut outta there with both buckets
Headless Horseman popcorn bucket and Hat Box Ghost bucket posed on Magic Kingdom ferry boat bench
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seen on an ancient episode of The Price is Right and in my kitchen: the same collection of Corningware
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good Knight, Mr. Curry. Give my regards to Gabriel.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Breakfast of candy yums! leave me alone I didn't get home till 2:30AM
Huge Mickey's Halloween Party candy haul
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just when I thought tonight had gone off without a hitch.
Hitchhiking g-g-ghosts!
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ducked in out of the heat for some fried rice
Duck fried rice from Skipper Canteen
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There's no good day to get news of Dolly Parton's passing.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Patching you in to your roving reporter
Mickey's Halloween Party signage in a pumpkin patch
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A Skeleton in Summer
Some oaf in a black skeleton dance shirt and white shorts
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember when reporters were intrepid?
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How dare you suggest my pet project horror flick is some kind of money laundering scheme!
Orange cat lounging in the clothes dryer acting all innocentDryer light out, cat fangs out.
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is a cat & dry case of criminal mischief if I've ever seen one
Guilty looking orange cat in the dang dryer
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THIS is Michael M. @thisismichaelm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Property taxes up 423% I'm going to be sick
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