Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 3hI hate films that just try to make you jump every 2 minutes. 110
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 4hOMG! This film is horror done properly! It terrified me as a kid. Of course I was far too young & my parents shouldn't have let me watch it but they were different times & there was no Childline to call!! 260
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 5hNotification from Amazon who thought I'd like some new boots! Amazon also appears to think I'm appearing in panto as Dick Whittington!! 260
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 9hFelt cute in my new dinosaur shirt on the bus to work this morning. (If a person can ever be cute on a bus.) In other news: Yay!! It's fucking Friday!! 1120
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 21hMissed the first couple of episodes of The Traitors so I'm starting it now. Wonder how many of the 21 'celebrities' I've never heard of. 000
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In her defence she may have been off her tits on catnip!! 110
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ordered some magnets from Displate to rehang my monkey meme after the new bathroom was fitted. £15 Charged £13 for postage. Now FedEx have billed me £44.39 for import duty!! How the fuck is import duty 3 times the cost of the actual item. #BrexitDisaster #BrexitIsntWorking #BrexitHasFailed 240
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Came home to find Elsie Tanner's Halloween spider (that I bought yesterday!) has been murdered!!! 490
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Used a Royal Mail locker to send my old passport back for renewal yesterday. Gets an email confirming this that then asks "How did we do?" "WE" didn't do fuck all!! I did it!! I'm not giving you feedback on a self service locker!! 030
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 06/10/2026On this day in 1982. Madonna began her music career with the release of her debut single, “Everybody.” 150
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Jeffrey Archer is dead. This is Monica Coghlan. Archer sued The Star about paying her for sex, his bitch wife Mary falsified his diaries & he won. Her life was ruined in the process. She died before Archer was found to have committed perjury in the libel case & didn't get to see him go to prison! 062
Reposted by Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Gemini: Your life is like a game of Monopoly. You don’t fully understand the rules and it seems like it will never end. 823867
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm not posting this for the recipe... One listen & you'll know why!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 130
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ever wondered what I sound like... Well it's usually quite camp & nowhere near as 'Rawrr' as this. 020
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Still feeling like crap so I'm back under 2 blankets and will probably stay here for the weekend. Send soup & an exorcist!! 170
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What a long tedious day!!! So glad it's over & I'm back on the sofa in my pants!! 020
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Started with a cold yesterday. Got home from work, straight into my jammies, wrapped myself in 2 blankets & went to sleep. Today at work my head feels like a bladder on a stick. Just got an hour to get through before I can go home and do the same again. 140
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Do you know what mortifying is??? Mortifying is putting your shopping bag on the back seat a white car in The Aldi car park, seeing a person sat in the passenger seat and realising that your car is parked in the next bay!!!static.klipy.comKatlyn Nichol: This Is EmbarrassingALT: Katlyn Nichol: This Is Embarrassing 270
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comSophia Petrillo's Golden Girls ReactionALT: Sophia Petrillo's Golden Girls Reaction 110
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A single bottle!!! It didn't even look like it was a 1 litre bottle!! 110
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Advent: "Adopt an olive tree in Italy and get a bottle of oil every season" Me: "Ooh what a lovely idea".. *Clicks link "£109 a year!!! Fuck right off!" 120
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Listen very carefully... I shall say this only once!! 220
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Morning!! www.instagram.com/reel/Dd3XD41... 231
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comDog and Man Have a Loud and Clear ConversationALT: Dog and Man Have a Loud and Clear Conversation 020
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just been reminded of this brilliant question on #TheChase & having to tell my mother what it meant!! 010
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A song I've been listening to for days suddenly set me off crying at the bus stop!! 28/9/2017. Had a day nap & had the 'teeth falling out' dream which apparently signifies 'loss'. That everything I took my husband to A&E and he never set foot outside the hospital again. youtu.be/eX7RdX4h2S8?...youtu.beEllie Goulding - Nobody Dances (Lyric Video)YouTube video by Ellie Goulding 031
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Spent (wasted) a lot of time doing this recently. Which is weird because I truly don't give two shiny shits if someone else hates me. 020
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I asked if it was Anne Frank's and some silly twat thought she'd come for me!! 110
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026www.trip.com/w/YRaOofbtUW2trip.comFront desk hours: 24/7 000
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Booked a 10 night holiday in Phuket for February. Will be the first time I've been back since I took Peter's ashes there in November 2017. 140
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just filled my car with petrol & now my debit card needs a lie down to recuperate!! *Not the actual garage I went to!! 050
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Today's commute tunes have been provided by Ellie Goulding & her new album I Know Too Much which is fucking brilliant. Ordered a copy on vinyl. open.spotify.com/album/6wj6Eq...?open.spotify.comI Know Too Much - Album by Ellie Goulding | SpotifyEllie Goulding · album · 2026 · 10 songs 010
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm feeding them. Not snorting them! 110
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Things I've purchased from Amazon in the last month: Book about Freddie Mercury. Notebook to list people I intend to haunt. Scissors. Beard butter. Aquarium water test strips. Dried vegetables for snails. Coffee. Iron & ironing board holder. What about that list suggests my nose is blocked?? 120
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just an idiot cat sat in the shower cubicle!!! #ElsieTanner 150
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Strange couple of weeks of being hard on myself. Same old stuff. Looks, social life, sex life, job, etc. Not really sure a haircut & a, slightly too short, beard trim is going to turn that around but I guess you have to start somewhere. 2110
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So I was flibertygiberting around on Amazon the other day & came across one of those books that will look good when you put it on a shelf. It arrived today & it's actually quite lovely. 010
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So a guy is buying a cafetere and a mug ... I meant to say 'would you like a bag'... But what I actually said was 'would you like a brew?' 140