Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 45mStarted with a cold yesterday. Got home from work, straight into my jammies, wrapped myself in 2 blankets & went to sleep. Today at work my head feels like a bladder on a stick. Just got an hour to get through before I can go home and do the same again. 110
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Do you know what mortifying is??? Mortifying is putting your shopping bag on the back seat a white car in The Aldi car park, seeing a person sat in the passenger seat and realising that your car is parked in the next bay!!!static.klipy.comKatlyn Nichol: This Is EmbarrassingALT: Katlyn Nichol: This Is Embarrassing 270
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Advent: "Adopt an olive tree in Italy and get a bottle of oil every season" Me: "Ooh what a lovely idea".. *Clicks link "£109 a year!!! Fuck right off!" 120
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Morning!! www.instagram.com/reel/Dd3XD41... 231
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just been reminded of this brilliant question on #TheChase & having to tell my mother what it meant!! 010
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A song I've been listening to for days suddenly set me off crying at the bus stop!! 28/9/2017. Had a day nap & had the 'teeth falling out' dream which apparently signifies 'loss'. That everything I took my husband to A&E and he never set foot outside the hospital again. youtu.be/eX7RdX4h2S8?...youtu.beEllie Goulding - Nobody Dances (Lyric Video)YouTube video by Ellie Goulding 031
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Spent (wasted) a lot of time doing this recently. Which is weird because I truly don't give two shiny shits if someone else hates me. 020
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Booked a 10 night holiday in Phuket for February. Will be the first time I've been back since I took Peter's ashes there in November 2017. 140
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just filled my car with petrol & now my debit card needs a lie down to recuperate!! *Not the actual garage I went to!! 050
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Today's commute tunes have been provided by Ellie Goulding & her new album I Know Too Much which is fucking brilliant. Ordered a copy on vinyl. open.spotify.com/album/6wj6Eq...?open.spotify.comI Know Too Much - Album by Ellie Goulding | SpotifyEllie Goulding · album · 2026 · 10 songs 010
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Things I've purchased from Amazon in the last month: Book about Freddie Mercury. Notebook to list people I intend to haunt. Scissors. Beard butter. Aquarium water test strips. Dried vegetables for snails. Coffee. Iron & ironing board holder. What about that list suggests my nose is blocked?? 120
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just an idiot cat sat in the shower cubicle!!! #ElsieTanner 150
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Strange couple of weeks of being hard on myself. Same old stuff. Looks, social life, sex life, job, etc. Not really sure a haircut & a, slightly too short, beard trim is going to turn that around but I guess you have to start somewhere. 2110
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So I was flibertygiberting around on Amazon the other day & came across one of those books that will look good when you put it on a shelf. It arrived today & it's actually quite lovely. 010
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So a guy is buying a cafetere and a mug ... I meant to say 'would you like a bag'... But what I actually said was 'would you like a brew?' 140
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've said it before and I'll say it again!!! 040
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*Checks specialist subjects Can safety sit back quietly until the general knowledge round. #Mastermind.static.klipy.comI Know Nothing About This - Tanya CzorakiALT: I Know Nothing About This - Tanya Czoraki 040
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oh Hell Yeah!!! #Carrie youtu.be/jkUw2nh6fT0?...youtu.beCarrie – Official Trailer | Prime VideoYouTube video by Prime Video 000
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 16/09/2026For those who have arrived late to the "Ed Sheeran is a bit of a cunt" festivities.... 160
Reposted by Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈Rue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Reminder that Ed Sheeran installed anti-homeless railings outside his house. 45516
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hello Hastings Direct. Thank you for your car insurance renewal quote of £439 (£45 higher than last year) but I did a compare using #TopCashBack & found exactly the same cover with another company for £255. Plus I get £45 vash back for using TCB's quote tool.static.klipy.comCool Baby Driving Toy CarALT: Cool Baby Driving Toy Car 040
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Today is Prince Harry's birthday... Charles & Diana celebrated with a massive chippy tea!! 020
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 15/09/20261:39 of Cher doing Bob Mackie gown reveals in the most Cher way possible. 041
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have coveted this tee ever since I first saw it on the @slickitup website about 12 years ago but they had already stopped making them. And I'm very sorry that #DollyParton had to die for me to get one but maybe she knew it was the only way for her to fulfil my wish. #ThankDollyPartonForGod 040
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source. 050
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Who wouldn't want a Rainbow Gradient Cabbage Leaf Flannel Blanket!!! *No I haven't!! 010
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Had to borrow a wired mouse so I can set up my new PC so it was sat on the table for quiz night at The Eagle. 120
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 08/09/2026What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. 141
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Watch out for cunts!! They're fucking everywhere!! 130
Reposted by Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Gemini: The stars have a busy month ahead for you, Geminis! Unfortunately it seems like the stars are also really mad at you. 1114133
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When Dolly said her look was trashy she didn't mean it fucking literally!! 020
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If Kristen Johnston ever got depressed... 120
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'll protect you from the hooded claw Keep the vampires from your door When the chips are down I'll be around With my undying death-defying love for you. 140
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When they have to do a runway look that describes them perfectly!! #DragRaceUK 150
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Granade Reports did a bit about "parents going on strike" & this woman with a baby in a papoose said "When I had Edwin...." I don't know what she said after that because I shouted "EDWIN!! You named your fucking baby EDWIN!!"static.klipy.comMadagascar Alex The Lion: Poor Little GuyALT: Madagascar Alex The Lion: Poor Little Guy 120
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Yes I do look quite startled don't I! It was taken in a photo booth and someone had just poked an eclair through the curtain!! #IYKYK 150
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Really nervous!! I'm at the barbers for a beard trim but I want to grow my tache. So if he cuts it off I won't be in a good mood...static.klipy.comGirl's Excited 'Yay' ExpressionALT: Girl's Excited 'Yay' Expression 030
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 28/08/2026While I agree with your actions in riding the world of such an obnoxious person I find that posting this links you to the 'crime' therefore I have no option but you find you guilty & sentence you 10 minutes of rhythmic gymnastics.static.klipy.comJudge Judge JudyALT: Judge Judge Judy 120
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Couldn't get to sleep. At 4am I was panicking because I couldn't remember all of the 5 senses. I was counting them on my fingers, touch, see, hear, taste, ?. Over & over! Driving me mad! After 20 minutes I had to google it!! BTW It's smell! If you were wondering!static.klipy.comBalthazar Crazy in Straight JacketALT: Balthazar Crazy in Straight Jacket 161
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ooh! Lulu's new bop has only been out for 3 days & I've already heard it. I wonder if that means Edina isn't doing her PR anymore!! youtu.be/p9REeDXjzX4?...youtu.beLulu - I'm In Love Again (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Lulu 000
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"I've been singing 'Summertime' all the way over!!" This is actually quite brilliant. #DollyParton 110
Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈 @thisismarksworld.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Next phase. Next stage. Next craze. Next wave! 000